Thread: Funniest spam emails

Dammit! You stole my thread. I swear I was thinking of doing this.

I'm consistently being offered thousands of dollars and pantyhose. I'll get exact subject titles later.

Does this constitute spam?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjgrV9wjHc

Thats a weird video.

"Working America"

I'm not even America damnit.

Subject: prizefight

Body:
Hei,


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In which susie lived and looked round at margaret. Mother.
and remembering the immense service done were set with jewels
of quartz, but for the most would tell their story, the
other side would interrupt of thine that are not to be met
in all men, as suggest that man's life on earth is, in its
ultimate of the river. But their first appearance here the
son of pandu, thereupon, hurled at karna the some were born
on the earth as kings of great with garlic to boot, like
portuguese sausage, womanhood later on, and the sunday frock
of white you will let me remain with the yacht? I will organization
the south had created the crisis about his welfare and bade
him welcome. Those this wrath, thou righteous being. Persons
like.

Someone else got this:

Salve,


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Ormond, am i a contemptible poltroon that i should their
hands in the eleventh century. He carried or skins or brown
robes. Who is there that is the less disciplined, the less
intelligently directed occasion to a wise and valorous prince,
to introduce undertaking. While it does not make so much
pretension o shalya, that i would not take fright at yama
of real limerick gloves to miss pratta promise and incapable
of being withstood by the very celestials, of bowmen with
the view of compassing his father's could pet and play with
me, check and punish me, in that voice which struck our
hero to the heart. It amisseh? What? Oh, don't mind me,
my son. Old seventyfive bridges. The completion of this
line and establishment granted it, as to be taken immediately.

ky yours and mine....do they know how old i am?lmao...i don't think my dad should see that e mail lol

LOL, today I got this.

Subject: Angelina Jolie dies in a plane crash.

"Too much stress can result in this happening to anyone, including you."


Uhh, thanks?