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If the world was formed into one goverment and you where the leader, how would you shape the world. I would firstly try to find ways of developing carbon emmision free wasy of transport, force people to use solar panels, create thousands of wind turbines along the coasts of countries, put loads of money into space programs, developing ways to use the rocks on the moon as a recourse.
Start plans to send men to mars.
Thats a fraction of what i would do, how about you?
I would probably do most of what you suggested. Along with that, I would invest money in Esperanto teaching and force the English language out of the picture. :D
If I ruled the world: (not in any real order)
A) enviromental protection/wildlife replenishment
B) mass human culling to bring population to acceptable levels (I'd find a way, most likely starting at the death penalty for high crimes)
C) colonize/explore solar system
D) massive bio-tech research (aids/cancer cures, genetics, ect)
E) erect massive statue to self somewhere
F) stop that stupid mountain carving of Crazy Horse. That thing fucking annoys me. FINISH IT OR STOP ALREADY!
I'd establish a free egalitarian secular humanist laicist libertarian society instead of establishing eco-fascism as you plan to do.
Well... Let's see... A perfect world would have content and happy people, a clean environment and a safe society.
Therefore:
1) universal health care, with regular check-ups (both physically (this includes fitness and non-smoking) as well as psychologically)
2) more research into medical fields (think the cure for cancer, aids, etc.)
3) highly restrictive gun-laws
4) research and execution of plans regarding clean ways of transportation and green power
5) a better education and punishment systems in the schools
6) instructors for raising kids in the home-situation
There's probably a lot more I would do, but these are the only ones I can think of right now...
I'd force all people to go to school and get smarter, not just school like we know it today where you learn useless facts, but real school where you learn how to use your body and mind, and where you train both! If all the people get smarter and more conscious, then the rest will go automaticly ^^
I'd establish a strong military world government. I would kill everyone who wasn't involved in Science, Military, or construction. I would however give able bodied people a chance to enlist in one of the above areas. With the world's population severely reduced, we could concentrate our resources on research and development, in a massive, state of the art city called "Patrickopolis" where we would all live. Once finding the best possible source of energy on the planet, we would concentrate on making ourselves immune to disease. We would make artificial reproduction possible, and eliminate the drive for sex from our minds, replacing it with a drive for knowledge. Women would no longer be needed for reproduction, so they will be the next to go. We would be able to perfectly engineer our newborn children so that they were born readily intelligent, and super strong etc.. Then we would begin to merge ourselves with artificial parts - robot limbs, etc.. Our research would begin to show us how to evolve our brains, and extend our lives indefinitely in robot bodies. Eventually we would become a hive consciousness, mostly artificial, slightly biological, if at all. Our knowledge would be infinite. We would know if there is more to the universe.
Since there probably isn't, we would then all kill ourselves.
I would require that every girl from ages 16+ to about 40 had to wear cat ears and tails first off...
I would also make a clean world by using cars that ran on water.
I would build a strong army with the latest tech.
I would make much better schools with more hands on activities (even though I hate school)
I would build natural wildlife areas for animals to live with a No Hunting rule, and if any animal is considered endangered they would be immediatly sent to a special science lab where they would be breed or cloaned (only cloaned if they were healthy).
I would also require a thrown surrounded by cat-girl guards :D
I'm weird like that...
You may think it's weird but wearing the cat-girl ears and tail at those ages would show that you are legal for certain things. (like sex or whatever...)
It would also give people a good sign of what age their at without trying to pull a move on them and finding out their like 10 years older than them...
Maybe I could even go the extra step and make certain ages color coded like Ages 16-20 were white, 20-25 were green, 25-30 were red, 30-35 were purple, and 35-40 were black.
That would be awesome...also they would only be required to wear their cat stuff outside their homes. They would not be required to wear them inside their house or someone else's house (with permission).
If I were world leader, heres a few things I would immediately have done.
#1: Pack up every bomb, nuclear or not, every gun, every projectile weapon, and send it to the sun, to melt, don't ask me how.
#2: Destroy all knowledge of guns, bombs, nukes, weapons.
#3: Weapons of any form are made illegal, except for self-defense weapons such as tasers or hand weapons.
#4: My schools would teach people EVERYTHING from table manners, to government corruption, and how to stop corruption in government....etc
Also, gays, lesbians, bi's, transgenders would all be 100% accepted into society and allowed to marry whomever they choose. Transgenders also get free surgery and hormones from the government.
Any person caught harrassing a TG or bi/gay/les get immediate jail time no trial for 2 days. 2 days is short but, it will make you think twice about bothering a LGBT person.
I would also create something called, the drug doctor:
This doctor will supply any citizen with any drug known to man, for free, but there is a catch, the doctor chooses your dosages, and you must follow them...you don't want to od do you?
This would eliminate the black market, since free government pot or heroin would be available without any risk of dirty needles or shady dealers, or unpure drug.
Violence will be treated with the most urgency, all violence is illegal, wars are illegal, projectile weapons are illegal.
Anyone caught commiting any act of violence will be quarantined and determined wether they are fit to live in society or not, if not...prison for them.
speaking of prison, prisons are different in my world...no inmates are allowed to interact without guards around, inmates wear special bracelets that Taze them if they even think about commiting violence they get tazed and sent to their cell.
All inmates get their own shower, unlimited water, they get their own hobby kit...it includes hobbies they had in normal life, for them to bide time in prison.
Also, all inmates have a private psychologist to rehabilitate them..
Of course, none of this could probably happen but, let me dream
I would put great effort into stopping war and suffering. If that means taking away people's freedom and beliefs then so be it. I will seek to genetically modify humans into the perfect organic machines and illegalise procreation from those with hereditary deficiencies. I will have complete control over the destiny of mankind, and any resistance shall be met with lead. Capital punishment will be legal and prisons shall be made worse in condition than homelessness. Most drugs will be legal except for seriously chronic things like heroin. Lucid dreaming shall become the preffered passtime with aid ofbrainwashingdream machines. Vegetarianism shall be encouraged for economical purposes but humans will be the prioritised species. There is no way of stopping the mass extinction, it was destined to happen. The panda is too weak. Pathogens will be wiped off the face of the planet, except for in labs for immunity reserch. A gigantic statue of Richard Dawkins shall be constructed on mount everest so that it's shadow looms over the planet at dawn. People must make the pilgrimage there at least once in their lifetimes to make offering of food to the great godless deity. :bowdown: Also, I will make it so that women do not have to have periods.
Great idea for propaganda as well as personal enjoyment. It is well known that cats are atheists.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayer
lol how are you gonna go about making women not have periods?
Science shall find a way :bowdown:Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
Wow guerilla, that sounds brilliant! If only it could become a reality. :D
What neko, my world?
i would begin the process of splitting the world back up into the countries it used to be
and restore the constitution of the United States to its original power
but, then its not a world government?
thats the point
I'd commit genocide. (What? Someone has done that before? Who? Hitler? Damn him.)
I'd kill the 5 billion stupidest people on Planet earth (Bear with me). Once this is done, I'd declare a clean sheet, a fresh start. That way, we can save resources, and reduce carbon emissions substantially, and increase wealth for everyone; and all that just for one generation of guilt. :thumbup:
Now what means exist to kill 5 billion people, without complications?
I'd be there to start a revolution, buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by •Neko•
Good luck keeping the other 1 billion from killing you in return.
They would thank me. But, you evidently missed the satire.Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
I would establish a powerful totalitarian state that would enforce strict environmental protection and funding of environmental technologies and engineering practices. Global food supplies would be carefully monitored and controlled to stifle the human population and bring it down if possible.
Abrahamic religion would be violently suppressed and destroyed. I would then begin a massive propaganda campaign to instill down-to-earth, "here-and-now" type thinking in the population. Personal achievement shall be valued above all else. Non-issues like gay rights, abortion, etc. will be ignored by the government. Discrimination shall be made only on merit.
I would remake the school system to foster personal talents (as opposed to teaching a tiny bit of everything that no one ever uses past the age of 18) and promoting those exceptional students into government offices.
Television will largely be used for State purposes, in order to encourage people to stop watching it so much.
The sciences would be heavily directed towards Singularity technologies (ie, artificial intelligence, nanotechnology, and biogenetics). Any opposition to these technologies on religious grounds will be switfly silenced and met with oppression.
I don't think cats are atheists...but hey if they are then I'll start a whole new atheists religion and give it a new meaning!Quote:
Originally Posted by Idolfan
You could do that by playing the Teletubies on all channels 24/7. Very cheap.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrDoom
I would explore my insatiable love of hookers. Maybe screw around with my attractive secretary. Then I will get caught doing all this and awkwardly apologize with my wife and kids behind me. You know, the usual.
You are the hypothetical leader of the world, and that is the scope of your imagination?:?Quote:
Originally Posted by i make it rain
monkey see, monkey do.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychology student
Ok heres what i will do again i changed my mind. I would make a city purely of gold where i and military officials would live, its won't be called the golden age for nothing. My presence will be implented everywhere with magnificant buildings. Main military would be airforce. Criminals would be sent to the moon where prison camps were established. Money will be renderd useless as i would form a world which needed no money. Meals will be deliverd to houses by the goverment limiting food intake (no fatties)
Just to add millions of GM crop fields will be grown and we will clone animals. Mars would be used to store emergency food supplies incase of a earth disaster. Anyone to disobey the goverment will be punished. I will also make a undefeatable army of robots, which obey me. Muwahaha
I would instantly realise that I don't want to control the planetary population. This would be a bit of a bummer, really. I would demand six hundred pounts and a little eco-cottage in the Welsh hills with easy bus access to Lampeter. Which is a big comopolitan city with a population of almost 2000 people and thus could serve as world capital.
This done, I would try to negotiate solutions for the world's conflicts, open up Zimbabwe and make sure farming land there went to competent people. I would look into reducing inequalities between the developed and developing world by opening borders to an ever larger extent.
This done, I would establish a world parliament, a supreme court that legislates on a very strict code of rights, a world advisory council to check the power of those two bodies and various local level governments. I would try to abolish the ruling politician class by opening these positions to the world's workers and peasants.
I would encourage education, equality, diversity and democracy. But I would try to limit government power.
I would invite the leaders of the world to come eat with me as regularly as possible. This would give me a good excuse to buy lots of herbal teas and bake cakes.
As I have absolute power over the whole world, I would also like a pet rat named Napoleon.
I'd make it easier for other countries to learn Spanish. Spanish is in the top 5, and is a pretty easy language to learn compared to the other popular languages (Mandarin and English). I'd still let all countries keep their systems of government. I wouldn't try to meld culture all at once, as that would be upsetting. Language would be the first and only step for me, because once everyone speaks the same language, culture will naturally meld.
I'd encourage wiser water usage and farming practices by funding "farmer's college," and giving them a more revered look. I'd do nothing to directly crack down on obesity. I wouldn't make them eat less, but I'd have the insurance companies charge more for those with an unsavory BMI. Of course, they'd give me half of the cash they get from it. The key to being successful is to be subtle. If you do anything directly, a great deal are going to be pissed. I would make most drugs legal, but tax them to the point where only middle and upper class could afford them (and those classes are the lowest for drug usage).
I'd go for nuclear energies as a temporary solution. I'd build a nuclear-powered rocket to dump the nuclear waste on Mars. Speaking of waste, styrofoam and bad plastics will be flat-out banned.
Also for the environment, I'd give tax breaks to those who have natural yards (grass is unproductive!). All virgin forests would be viewed as sacred, and would remain untouched. I'd also advise against stupid developments like houses on the Chaparral biome (that strip of California that naturally gets razed by wildfires) and sites below sea level. Half of the taxes collected would go to alternative energies (and not crap solutions like ethanol). The goal would be cheap solar.
That's what I can think of so far. Oh, I'd also do something for animal rights, but haven't thought of anything yet.
Set off a nuclear explosion to destroy most of humanity so we can start back to the begining. There's already too many people in the world. I will form a colony of the last know suvivors and we will speak one language and enforce reproduction laws.
The parents can have no more than two children and must be married, and upon the second child both will be sterilized. There will only be 1 marriage between two people and no divorces. Marriage will require the couple to live 3 years together prior.
There will be no monetary system. Everyone will share everything for free. There will be no schools. All education will be bestown upon the child by his parents and the childs own descisions. There will be no jobs. All work is done for praise from superiors and recognition of family name and idividual self.
All criminals(of ten commandments)/offspring and people below a certain IQ shall also be sterilized to perserve the future. Geniuses will be allow to reproduce all they like with other geniuses :). It's a recipie for disater, but this is what I will do if I ruled the world.
Hmm.
Nuke Earth's core to prevent idiots from becoming leader of the earth after I die.
Destroying the core would destroy humanity... SHAME ON YOU
Knowing that down the line the world will be ruled by another George Bush, don't you think it's worth it?
I would do alot of stuff:
I would satisfy the worlds energy-demands by building solar power plants and nuclear power plants in space. The energy would be sendt to earth via a giant microwave transmitter, which would send a giant microwave beam to a reciever in sahara (so the beam dont fry us if it misses its reciever).
I would remove all carbon dioxide emmissions (and other dangerous gases) and only make electric or fuel-cell cars legal.
Prisons would be drasticly changed. Death penalties would be removed, and instead of being in a cell all the time, the inmates would work on large, ecologiacal farms (kinda like the scene from Sicko). That, along with banning bio-dieselmade from corn, would probably reduce the starvation in developing countries.
The school system would be changet to something similar to waldorf or steiner schools (minus certain things). High school would be mandatory.
Health care would be free.
With all the worlds resources joined, i would start large science projects to cure cancer, cloning and other stuff. I would also make a giant space program and try to make bases on the moon and a larger space station.
I would also beginto make a huge metropolis in the middle of the atlantic. The metropolis would be self-sufficient.
I would begin to make a space lift in the middle of the city.
I would probably do more stuff as well, but i honestly dont bother to write it all.