i need job, you guys think this resume good?

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08-10-2008, 03:16 AM
starfire

i need job, you guys think this resume good?

edification

LHS-
i was taught to read right and do math
graduate from schools with gpa 3.0 and gain diploma

work experienced

youth soccer referee- fysa
i watch kid play
i make them follow rule
i tell them when they bad and make penalty

server- some turist place
i bring people their nom nom
i give them waters too
when they leave i tell them bye bye

hotel room cleaner-
i make bed and vacoom floor
fluff their pillow too
sometime we clean room good

lumber yard worker-
i help people find their wood, it big maze there
build special order for customers delivery
make delivery to people homes, sometime get lost many hours

construction site security guard-
i walk around
but more of time i sit
play laptop when get bored
08-10-2008, 03:46 AM
Marvo

You got to be kidding :|
08-10-2008, 03:59 AM
Oneironaut Zero

I'd say it's good enough...

...for Senseless Banter. :roll:

*moved*
08-10-2008, 04:07 AM
CoLd BlooDed

That's not funny.

That's not funny at all.
08-10-2008, 04:26 AM
Halocuber

Lol
08-10-2008, 06:30 AM
nitsuJ

you're hired at wal-mart.
08-10-2008, 07:22 AM
Wavefunction

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

you're hired at wal-mart.

Maybe.
08-10-2008, 07:52 AM
ExoByte

The greeter at the door maybe.

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, Git yer shit and git out."
08-10-2008, 08:03 AM
nitsuJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExoByte

The greeter at the door maybe.

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, Git yer shit and git out."

GIT 'R DUN?
08-10-2008, 01:54 PM
•Neko•

Quote:

Originally Posted by starfire

edification

LHS-
i was taught to read right and do math
graduate from schools with gpa 3.0 and gain diploma

work experienced

youth soccer referee- fysa
i watch kid play
i make them follow rule
i tell them when they bad and make penalty

server- some turist place
i bring people their nom nom
i give them waters too
when they leave i tell them bye bye

hotel room cleaner-
i make bed and vacoom floor
fluff their pillow too
sometime we clean room good

lumber yard worker-
i help people find their wood, it big maze there
build special order for customers delivery
make delivery to people homes, sometime get lost many hours

construction site security guard-
i walk around
but more of time i sit
play laptop when get bored

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/fail_20at_20failing.jpg
08-10-2008, 03:10 PM
harvey123456

Lul, this is sooooooo funny.
08-10-2008, 07:16 PM
Wavefunction

I'll hire you.
08-10-2008, 08:01 PM
Marvo

Great, Starfire is the newest admin I suppose.
08-11-2008, 05:06 AM
Man of Steel

Read right, but not write right.