Prove to me that you are a real person...

...and not just some insanely (insanely) complex computer program of some kind. :P

Go on, give it a try. :D

If someone comes up with a logical way to do this I will be shocked :shock:

I am not real, and thereby forfeit my place in this competition. On the bright side though, you're all crazy for acknowledging my existence.

Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

What's a computer program?

*bleep*

I bleed, so that makes me real... right?

State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."

I think, therefore I am........i guess that proved nothing! :lol:

Prove to me that I'm not.

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Originally Posted by High Hunter

Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

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What is that in your avatar?? An old Chinese man face in a rocky outcrop of
a cliff!! Thats pretty cool! :)

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Originally Posted by -Blakren-

I bleed, so that makes me real... right?

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Aw, I was going to use "stab my arm and then tell me i'm a computer program," but you beat me to it.

Hmm, computer program... naw, theoretically I could actually be a biological machine (or even a real machine in the middle of a vast conspiracy) that was programmed at birth/creation/activation/constantly to assume that I think, and act acordingly.

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."

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I agree, what are the qualifications? If being a person means pumping blood and a thinking brain, I am!

i think i fail the qualifications of a real person.
=]

i'm fake

a computer is logical.commiting suicide is completely illogical right? *falls over dead in background* :shock:

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Originally Posted by Alex D

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It's actually 18. :P

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Originally Posted by Man of Steel

It's actually 18. :P

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Originally Posted by Alex D

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Originally Posted by stenny

01011001

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01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100

...i hate binary. i think that proves that.:)

None of you have numberwang.

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Originally Posted by JET73L

Aw, I was going to use "stab my arm and then tell me i'm a computer program," but you beat me to it.

Hmm, computer program... naw, theoretically I could actually be a biological machine (or even a real machine in the middle of a vast conspiracy) that was programmed at birth/creation/activation/constantly to assume that I think, and act acordingly.

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Exactly :D

Requirements: prove that you have free will (if you will:P).

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Originally Posted by High Hunter

Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

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Yeah, however machines can malfunction (go insane, if you will). :D

i will now excercise my free will to take a shit. As soon as my brother is done using the shower.

I can't prove that I'm real. Actually I can't even prove that to myself. You'll just have to trust me. :P

I'm made out of flesh but I'm not a real person...they just built me exactly like one. I was built by robo-men.