There is this bug on my face...

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09-03-2008, 09:48 PM
Sandform

There is this bug on my face...

There is a roache or something on my face and I can't see it in the mirror but when I sit down and start typing it scurries accross my glasses...
09-03-2008, 10:13 PM
♥Mark

Ah, yes, the dreaded Australian Parasitic Face Bug. Such an infestation is always terminal if left untreated for too long. The good news is that glasses scurrying is a sign that the parasitation is in its early stages. It will require a routine craniumectomy to remove, which I can perform on you with my pumpkin carving set.
09-03-2008, 10:16 PM
Adam

http://blog.orly.ch/files/lolz-you-fail.jpg
09-03-2008, 10:36 PM
Sandform

It is just a baby bug...I can't find it but it actually does keep crawling accross my lenses...and it is quite annoying.
09-04-2008, 12:44 AM
Robot_Butler

Catch it in your eyelashes Aeon Flux style.
09-04-2008, 05:06 AM
Man of Steel

Try a shotgun.
09-04-2008, 06:05 AM
Mysteryhunter

I'll reserve judgment until I hear the other side of the story. The bug side and it's point of view.
09-04-2008, 08:37 AM
archdreamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter

I'll reserve judgment until I hear the other side of the story. The bug side and it's point of view.

REPRESENTATION NOT EXTERMINATION!
09-04-2008, 10:36 AM
ClouD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Try a shotgun.

lmao
09-04-2008, 02:51 PM
Dreamhope11

Slap your face as hard as you can...
09-04-2008, 03:49 PM
NeAvO

Eat it.
09-04-2008, 06:38 PM
nitsuJ

Unleash a devastating telekinetic blast and destroy everything about that bug.
09-04-2008, 06:46 PM
NeAvO

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

Unleash a devastating telekinetic blast and destroy everything about that bug.

He'd have to have been practising telekinesis for a long time to get atleast a tenth of that power. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat to be able to have that power but it doesn't come with out practise.
09-04-2008, 08:01 PM
Sandform

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeAvO

He'd have to have been in imagination land for a long time to get atleast a tenth of that power. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat to be able to have that power but it doesn't come.

Agreed, I am not that powerful...yet.
09-04-2008, 08:42 PM
NeAvO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandform

Agreed, I am not that powerful...yet.

I'm sorry but I believe that you someone misquoted me. I believe if you look back at my post and then look at your quote you may find that they are indeed different posts.