Thread: Anime brawls!

Takinawaltinsi-ro: "Takinawaltinsi-ro here, I just wanted to let you all know I will definitely be pulling the win out of my ass, I mean come on I am the main character."

Shashiwalmaruka-nay: "What are you talking about I'm going to pull the win out of my ass, you barely had two lines this episode. And wtf man I'm the main character."

Takinawaltinsi-ro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep wishing Swashimo..."

Shashi/takina: GGGRRRRR!! I can't believe you!

Lol, this is random.

Scene 2. Unfortunate circumstances.



Shashiwalmaruka-nay walked gently through the new rose pedalled hallway that appeared. "Where am I? Is this the spirit world?" A flash of white light covered the hall. When the light finally faded he was lying in a pool of his own blood. "Takinawaltinsi-ro you bastard!" Shashiwalmaruka-nay placed his left hand over his stomach where the kitten claws had scratch unmercifully. "I will get you for this."

Takinawaltinsi-ro's eyes widened and then his pupiles dialated. "What! How is this possible!"

"This can't be," Shashiwalkmaruka-nay gasped as his amber eyes locked on the blood suddenly dripping from the gash in his stomach. "I...am not here!"

With that, Shashiwalkmaruka-nay's body flickered briefly, and was gone. Takinawaltinsi-ro looked around frantically, only to find Shashiwalkmaruka-nay standing behind him, katana already on its way to bury itself in his turned back.

"AAAIIIIII!!!!"

"Uhhhhh...." Takinawaltinsi-ro moaned as the shining blade, glinting in the moonlight, punctured his skin. His eyes widened, his pulse slowing as his heart was nicked by the incredibly sharp sword. "My...ass-win....is no more..."

Takinawaltinsi-ro fell backward off of Shashiwalkmaruka-nay's blade, and the victor crowed victoriously, "THE WIN FROM THE ASS IS MINE! I AM THE EVERLASTING VICTOR OF WIN! I ALWAYS PREVAIL! I AM THE ULTIMATE—"

Then he died in mid-sentence, as Takinawaltinsi-ro, who hadn't been there either, but had been smart enough not to reveal this useful advantage, struck him down with the screech of a thousand kitten claws on the chalkboard of his death.

"Spherecat was not amused, Shashiwalkmaruka-nay."

Scene 4, the new arrival.

Takinawaltinsi-ro lingered over his victim. A high pitched voice arose from the darkness. "Heheheheh."
"Whoever you are, come out now and I promise, your death will be swift, though I can not guarantee painless." Takinawaltinsi-ro said as he wiped the blood from his blade.

"Heheheh. Don't be so sure of yourself, Takinawaltinsi-ro, Shashiwalmaruka-nay was just the appetizer! I'm the main course!" The bat-like creature flew in from the darkness attacking Takinawaltinsi-ro in a blur of straight lines that look like needles but is actually just the appearance of a quickly moving anime character...

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Notes from the author: Dinner is ready, I have to go.

scene 4 continued.

"Who the fuck are you?" Takinawaltinsi-ro said. His mind raced. This new opponent, his speed was epic. Honestly...they just get tougher and tougher.
"Hehehehe. I am Tugromo" His mouth widened into a large grin showing razor sharp teeth. "And I will eat your soul!"
"Yeah, you and every other demon I've fought." Takinawaltinsi-ro said. "Sphere-cat was enough for Shashiwhatsit...but you...I will have to use something beyond that for you. Fear my power!"

A red Aura filled his blade. Takinawaltinsi-ro moved in, closing the distance between he and Tugromo. "Hollowed soul revolving circular logic destruction!" With these words uttered the ground shook and the sky turned green. "You will feel my strength!" A gleeming light shot from his fingertips into his sword, out of the pointy end, and burned a small hole right through Tugromo. Tugromo disapeared into the darkness.

Unfortunately, so did the other guy. Taki-something-or-other, I think it was. Yeah, he was gone too. Bathed in eternal darkness, like unto a deep deep well of awesome and terrifying night.


In fact, it was a well. Tugromo had fallen backwards into a well, pulling Taki down with him at the last moment. They fought viciously, tooth and claw, as they fell, hurtling down through the tight wet tunnel of damp heat...

In the background, a crazy mad guitar riff kicks in, with an off-tempo drum beat thumping along. The bass is sweet, and then death metal vocals join in, growling something that sounds a lot like...

"INTO THE WELL!
INTO THE WELL!
DOWN THEY FELL!
INTO THE WELL!
IT WAS HOT!
IT WAS WET!
THEY WERE CAUGHT!
WITHOUT A NET!"

As the growls continued, the sounds of battle carried on. One was atop the other, then their positions changed, blades flashing and teeth bared.

Then they fell out of the well, on the other side of the world. Yes, that was fast. Ninja fight fast, though. So now, somewhere in south Texas, a ninja and a demon fight beside a well, locked in a ferocious struggle of life and death...