"...in bed"

**OpheliaBlue** · 09-05-2004 05:24 PM

Originally posted by Finde
CT can't spell in bed...

HAHAHahahahahaaaa, I'm laughing my ass off in bed!!!!!!!!

I'm just getting a mental image of this in bed:

chicita-mamacita: "CT?!?!?!?!?!?! If you want me, you're gonna have to learn to SPELL fellatio in bed!!!"
CT: "But I can't spell in bed!!!"

Ok I'm getting stupider and stupider in bed.

**nerve** · 09-05-2004 05:29 PM

this thread is retarded

**dougdrums** · 09-05-2004 05:46 PM

...in bed!

CT · 09-05-2004 06:52 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

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CT can't spell in bed...

HAHAHahahahahaaaa, I'm laughing my ass off in bed!!!!!!!!

I'm just getting a mental image of this in bed:

chicita-mamacita: \"CT?!?!?!?!?!?! If you want me, you're gonna have to learn to SPELL fellatio in bed!!!\"
CT: \"But I can't spell in bed!!!\"

Ok I'm getting stupider and stupider in bed.[/b]

Hey, you do what I tell you in bed!!!

Just kidding in bed.

**Finde** · 09-05-2004 08:55 PM

Ct is on a rampage... in bed!

**nerve** · 09-05-2004 09:08 PM

oh yeah, but if you put "in bed" at the end of fortunes it's usually a sexual innuendo. I got one once that said "It is impossible to please everybody. Please yourself first"

o_o

**Kaniaz** · 09-05-2004 09:22 PM

It's a conspiracy by fortune cookie makers to subliminally plant sexual messages in our head.

**Je33ica** · 09-05-2004 09:35 PM

I once got a fortune (from a kids meal) that said something like, "Listen to your your parents, they know what is good..."

I like Paperdoll's though

, (why do they have to use the word please)?

**docKnubis** · 09-05-2004 09:41 PM

this could be fun... in bed

**Umbrasquall** · 09-05-2004 10:34 PM

Your mom was fun... in bed. Last night.

Yeah this thread is definitely IQ-depleting...

**Truthbearer** · 09-06-2004 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Je33ica
I once got a fortune (from a kids meal) that said something like, \"Listen to your your parents, they know what is good...\"

that one is the best fortune that can be attached to "in bed" so far...

**Awaken** · 09-06-2004 02:34 PM

Just HAD to mention it

Agreed :bravo:

**Demerzel** · 09-06-2004 06:44 PM

At school we get homework planners, and me and my friend were going through all the quotes....heh.

**Finde** · 09-06-2004 08:00 PM

Do you get those too? We take out the words and end up with stupid sayings or change words for other words...

There was soemthing that said "Be with the majority choose NOT to use drugs" and my friends scribbled out not and then commented on how the scottish flag was drawn with a rope and said that they were too busy advertising to affored an actual flag...

**Truthbearer** · 09-07-2004 04:33 AM

Today i was fired...in be...ah screw it!!!

**Finde** · 09-07-2004 04:06 PM

You were fired?

Today at school we had this massive conversation using "in bed" at the end of the sentences, we ended up in stitches because of some of my friends.

**Feyd_Shadowen** · 09-08-2004 12:40 AM

over the weeked I had chinese food and my fortune was "Soon you will have a great adventure" in bed.....

**Je33ica** · 10-04-2004 04:43 AM

Here are some great, authentic quotes I found in my planner...

Add "in bed" to the end of these quotes... soooo hilarious!!

Give it everything you have.
~Scott Symons

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.
~Abigail Van Buren

Whatever you do or dream, you can begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.
~Goethe

We can do no great things, only small things with great love
~Mother Teresa

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness
~William Arthur Ward

The greatest joy in life is to accomplish
~Frederick Banting

One must have the courage to say 'no', even at the risk of displeasing others
~Fritz Kunkel

High expectations are the key to everything
~Sam Walton

All who would win joy must share it
~Lord Bryon

If you judge people, you have no time to love them
~Mother Teresa

There is no happiness without action
~Benjamin Disraeli

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence
~Vince Lombardi

**tryagain** · 10-13-2004 01:27 AM

hahahahahahahehehehehe I love that.

**Lomebririon** · 10-13-2004 03:36 AM

I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get... in bed.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time... in bed.

Just a couple that stood out.

Originally posted by Je33ica

There is no happiness without action
~Benjamin Disraeli

That's great!

**Taron** · 10-13-2004 06:21 AM

ROFLMAO!!! in bed...

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

"May the force be with you" (I'm gonna get in trouble for this one, lol)

"I have not yet begun to fight"

"REMEMBER THE ALAMO"

"We, the people"

**Je33ica** · 10-18-2004 03:22 AM

Here are some more quotes, not as funny as the one's i posted before still amusing:

No cost is too heavy for the preservation of one's honor
~Gandhi

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and look like work.
~Thomas Edison

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
~Mark Twain

I say that the most sacred law is that a person who lives in society should be able to enjoy his own possiblities to the maximum.
~Pierre Elliot Trudeau

A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education.
~Smiley Blanton, MD

One person practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 people preaching it.
~Knute Rockne

Isn't (life) all about trying?
~Micheal Jordan