Post random, true facts about yourself

Awesome people say I'm funny.
I like sleeping.
Pot makes me high.
I've seen more car crashes than most of the people I know.
I laugh really hard when strangers fall or trip.
I'm prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
I'm interested in Theoretical Physics and String Theory even though I failed physics in High School and suck at math.
I love sandwiches.
If I were a stunt man I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working.
I cry during movies... I'm not ashamed to admit it either
I'm not really that much of a nerd, even though favorite conversational topics of mine are superpowers, superheroes, movies, video games and the like.
I hate telephones.
I believe the flu shot is one of many ways the government controls us.
I have never watched Jag.
I believe fish and birds are more alike than we may think.
Children with runny noses scare me.
I use foul language as a crutch.
I am lazy, but find hard work rewarding.
Ice cream frequently calls out to me to be eaten.
I sometimes dream of what it would be like just moments before the world ends.
I have long compared the similarities between Santa and Satan.
I miss Peter Jennings.
I hate celebrity gossip.
I found the final episode of The Soprano’s to be brilliant.
Canned laughter makes me ill.
I believe that most people take great satisfaction in at least one thing that most people would find disgusting.
I don't sleep well.
Hair seems to have always been an issue of one kind or another.
I believe the word "peace" is overused, but extremely necessary.
I loath the color beige.
My phone number was (716)886-1953 when I was seven years old.
I challenge both sharks and the bird flu.
I do not trust overly happy people.
Text messaging is my favorite form of written communication.
I find most conspiracy theories both stimulating and ludicrous.
I would prefer to just take the day off.
Warm deli meat disgusts me.
Crunchy Tacos are messy, but more fulfilling to me.
I tune out occasionally.
I believe in Global Warming.
Shoe stores annoy me.
I worry about disease sometimes.
I have skinny dipped in the Gulf of Mexico.
Paper airplanes are a little over-rated in my opinion.
I more than likely could go the rest of my life without listening to another ZZ Top song, and be OK with that.
Magnets fascinate me.
I believe a certain amount of paranoia is a good thing.
I like food that gives me gas.
Earth is my favorite planet.
Skipping is something I do not do.

Of course there don't have to be that many, but you get the point.

I had to do this for my psych class, we had to write at least 50 random facts about ourselves.

I'm really outgoing.
My favorite color is purple.
My friends & I have seen a dead body.
I actuly like going to school.
I love pasta.
I love theater.
My nickname is Sassy.
I Love to read, yet I suck at spelling.
I don't like math.
I have 1 older brother, his names Jimmey.
I belive in ghosts.
The thought of dying young terrifies me.
I belive in God.
I belive in trying to find the good in people.
I often get d-hall, becouse it's hard for me to calm down in class, yet I pass all my classes.
I have a lot of energy.
I've never been kissed.

I don't care about this thread, but I still want that to be known.

i know how to knit, crochet, and sew.
i do archery
i play guitar, violin, piano, drums, cello, saxaphone, and learning some more soon :)
ive been kissed, but not by anyone i like/d haha, truth or dare
i think death isn't that scary, ive been dead millions of years before this and i didnt really care :) (samu- uhh mark twain, for those folks who dont know his real name)
MoS is my DV idol, Ninja is my DV idol aswell.
i am a poet, artist, and musician
and so on and so forth

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

I force myself to develop the habit of chewing on my nails, but never succeed.

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

Awesome people say I'm funny.
I like sleeping.
Pot makes me high.
I've seen more car crashes than most of the people I know.
I laugh really hard when strangers fall or trip.
I'm prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
I'm interested in Theoretical Physics and String Theory even though I failed physics in High School and suck at math.
I love sandwiches.
If I were a stunt man I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working.
I cry during movies... I'm not ashamed to admit it either
I'm not really that much of a nerd, even though favorite conversational topics of mine are superpowers, superheroes, movies, video games and the like.
I hate telephones.
I believe the flu shot is one of many ways the government controls us.
I have never watched Jag.
I believe fish and birds are more alike than we may think.
Children with runny noses scare me.
I use foul language as a crutch.
I am lazy, but find hard work rewarding.
Ice cream frequently calls out to me to be eaten.
I sometimes dream of what it would be like just moments before the world ends.
I have long compared the similarities between Santa and Satan.
I miss Peter Jennings.
I hate celebrity gossip.
I found the final episode of The Soprano’s to be brilliant.
Canned laughter makes me ill.
I believe that most people take great satisfaction in at least one thing that most people would find disgusting.
I don't sleep well.
Hair seems to have always been an issue of one kind or another.
I believe the word "peace" is overused, but extremely necessary.
I loath the color beige.
My phone number was (716)886-1953 when I was seven years old.
I challenge both sharks and the bird flu.
I do not trust overly happy people.
Text messaging is my favorite form of written communication.
I find most conspiracy theories both stimulating and ludicrous.
I would prefer to just take the day off.
Warm deli meat disgusts me.
Crunchy Tacos are messy, but more fulfilling to me.
I tune out occasionally.
I believe in Global Warming.
Shoe stores annoy me.
I worry about disease sometimes.
I have skinny dipped in the Gulf of Mexico.
Paper airplanes are a little over-rated in my opinion.
I more than likely could go the rest of my life without listening to another ZZ Top song, and be OK with that.
Magnets fascinate me.
I believe a certain amount of paranoia is a good thing.
I like food that gives me gas.
Earth is my favorite planet.
Skipping is something I do not do.

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I think you are high

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Originally Posted by Xox

I force myself to develop the habit of chewing on my nails, but never succeed.

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Why would you want to develop that habit?:3
I do it all the time but that's just really because I'm too lazy to cut them...

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

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Woot, Katy Perry...

Weeeeeeeeeeelll.... (Takes huge breath)

I almost died as a toddler of HUS (Haemolytic Urinary Syndrome), because of poisoned mettwurst.
I believe in the concepts of Karma.
My school is ridiculous.
I can invert my tongue (flip it upside-down)
I live in a family with 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 21 other cousins under 4 aunts, all which were in the same family. I had 4 uncles as well in my mums family, but 2 died in their twenties of motor accidents. My mum's mum was born into a family of 9, her mum was in a family of 7.
I have a habit of biting all of my nails, but letting one grow to a really long length.
I am obsessed with Rome: Total War and Civilization 4.
I still wear clothes that I bought up to three years ago.
I find it hard to sleep without my television switched on.
I was born on the 31st of December, the last day of the year.
Whenever I get stung by a bee, the spot stung itches and swells often to several times its size.
Once, I had two soles on my foot, the same foot, due to a bee sting.
I have a habit of ripping strings of fabric out of bath towels with my teeth, and spitting them onto the roof of my room.
I have a model of a Trojan Horse and a Roman Siege Tower, covered entirely with popsticks. The siege tower alone is covered with thousands of popsticks.
I have never passed out before.
I am obsessed and fascinated by the Roman Empire.

I have way too much Farmers Union. Farmers Union is a brand of Iced Coffee that is almost exclusive to South Australia, and it seriously is the best tasting Iced Coffee on the planet. (Fact: Did you know that South Australia is the only place in the world where sales for a milk drink are higher than a cola drink? (Pepsi or Coca Cola) The sales for Farmers Union outnumber the sales for Coca Cola three to one.)

I often laugh at stupid and pointless things.
I have a strange sense of humour..:eek:

I'm quite shy in real life.
I used to be scared of bees as a kid.
I have never drank alcohol, smoked or done drugs.
I'm 17 and I've never had a boy/girlfriend. And I'm not ashamed of that one bit.
I don't swear when I talk, unless the occasion calls for it.
I hate, or am annoyed by, the majority of little children.
I play the piano.
I can often feel guilty about little mistakes I make. Even if I'm forgiven for it, I can still feel guilty.
I find it hard to laugh involuntarily.

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

Crunchy Tacos are messy, but more fulfilling to me.
I like food that gives me gas.

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Yes and yes!!

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Originally Posted by SassyGirl16

I've never been kissed.

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Really? That's poo. :(


EDIT:

This is my stupid one I wrote up for myspace however many years ago, so stupid. It was way longer too, I just recently took a bunch of crap out:

I'm told my laugh sounds like what would happen if you told a witch, a dying cat, and a pterodactyl a joke all at the same time and/or a monkey and a hyena doing it while being boiled alive. EDIT - My boyfriend has added to this - A crow giving birth to Fran Drescher.

If I saw a commercial for a remake of The Neverending Story, I would probably cry. Seriously.

I don't think anything excites me more than watching the previews before a movie. Except for Pictionary.

I can't be on time to save my life.

I'm one of those people that loves a song and listens to it over and over and over....90% of the songs I love, I hate the first time I hear them.

I'm terrified of heights and geese.

I'm itching to see the world.

I despise public speaking.

My middle name is Elvira.

I promised Mike a cartwheel over two years ago and I still haven't delivered.

I suck at sleeping.

There aren't many things that make me happier than being near a body of water.

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

I surprise myself every day.

If I don't make an impulsive decision, I'm very indecisive.
I have a hard time describing myself.
I often wish I could start over with a clean slate.
I'm very manic sometimes.
I sometimes feel guilty for not being a vegan (anymore).
I like trying to live by wise quotes.
I'm afriad of losing control in public.

my favorite colors green
i love ice cream
i love taquitos
i don't like watching sports
i am always cold
i am asexual
music is my favorite thing to do
i enjoy bbeing antisocial sometimes
i have a lot of friends/acquaintances
i like to write and read
i stand up for myself
i stand up for groups
people feel like they can talk to me about anything
i love to have meaningful conversations
i dont drink
i smoke
socks make my feet cold
i like to learn new languages
i am usually the opposite of what people think i am
i like to watch well made movies
i like to learn about things
i love fruit


i will think of more later.

I am a squirrel
I don't know when I was born, and I'm not sure how old I am
I almost died shortly after birth because I had underdeveloped lungs
My mother perished near a park ranger station when I was very little
I've almost been eaten three times
My sister distracted a red fox once so that I could escape
I've been in love
...but I've never, as you kids say today, "done it"
...I kind want to know what it feels like, though, after hearing so much about it
I live a very unorthodox existence with a human boy named Ben
I can read and write fairly well with the aid of Ben's squirrel-sized inventions
My favorite book is "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
I can't speak... I don't know why people assume I can
I often express myself through poetry and music
I use Garritan Personal Orchestra to draw up symphonic mock ups
I've had twelve pieces (so far) performed by the Springberry Symphony Orchestra
I have custom-made, squirrel-sized over-ear headphones created with Bose technology
I love the smell of rosebuds and vanilla and hot chocolate
I love the taste of loganberries
I love water, but I hate swimming or getting wet
I am allergic to nitroglycerin and thiocyanate
I've personally beheld a laboratory experiment involving test rats
I enjoy cuddling very much
I want to end human-caused animal suffering
My favorite movies are A Series of Unfortunate Events and Enchanted
With difficulty, I can play a small ocarina
Many people are skeptical that someone could teach a squirrel to read, write and think like I can
...but it's true!

~tamias

You are not ª squirrel.

Also a Gemini. Random, true fact.

It is because of me you exist.

I once drank paint through a straw.

I also once knew an old Spanish man who would tell me stories of his adventures in Corsica, and in the Phillipines, from back when he was a travelling circus magician. It was he who taught me the way of the crawling water-snake, a form of martial arts near forgotten now since its foundation in the hill-forts of Peru. He also gave me a wooden ocarina, and taught me a tune I might play whenever I choose to turn the night to day and the day to night. It is useful when I am investigating the crypts beneath the mountain villages, and the tall yellow bodies of long-dead men rise in an effort to head-rape me (they fear daylight).

I also have blue eyes.

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You are not ª squirrel.

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I don't understand...?

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Originally Posted by shrimpster

Why would you want to develop that habit?:3
I do it all the time but that's just really because I'm too lazy to cut them...

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I have no idea.

I yawn a lot, no matter how much I slept.
I am highly critical of everything.
I read and sleep more than anything else, most likely.
I am really quiet, but outspoken at the same time.
I have never drank alcohol, smoked or done drugs either.
I always play the devils advocate.
I like to sing but I suck at it. So I take care not to do it publicly. =P
I never cry in front of anyone.

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I kissed a girl and I liked it.

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I hope your boyfriend don't mind it!

I don't cry, even when I feel very upset. I think it's something squirrels can't do.
I have no problem with myself, and enjoy not wearing anything, thank you very much
I love the little anime versions of myself that Ben draws
No, my head doesn't really look like that
My stomach always feels very bubbly after I drink some Pepsi
On the contrary, for some reason root beer makes me feel warm and sleepy
I love The Backstreet Boys, but only the pre-B&B albums
I love Take That
I like the song Dragostea Din Tei
I like the movie Napoleon Dynamite
My favorite actors are Jim Carrey and Steve Carrel
My favorite TV shows are Arrested Development, The Office, and The Upside Down Show
I've never told anybody how much I miss my... I guess you could call her a girlfriend... back in Yosemite
I dream about her sometimes. I often wonder if she's still alive... and if she misses me, too
I don't cry when I need something. I don't cry when I miss someone. I guess it's just something squirrels don't do.

ahh a furry, dont let it touch you!-xkcd comics :) just kidding :P

If I were to die tomorrow you will probably be joining me as well.

hmmm, that would be too bad i guess.

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ahh a furry, dont let it touch you!-xkcd comics :) jk :p

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You wouldn't pass an English class, but I do like that comic. Can we use a metaphor less likely to turn you on? xD One of Ben's friends wears fox ears and a tail... it kind of creeps me out, even though I know they aren't real.

I once licked battery acid.

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Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

I once licked battery acid.

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whatd taste like?

It tasted like hurt.

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Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

It tasted like hurt.

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damn, i tasted that before. it tasted bad, but had a pretty nice after taste.

I tasted my own crap when I was 7 on a dare

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

I tasted my own crap when I was 7 on a dare

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how;d it tastes?

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Originally Posted by Tamias.Squirrel

I am a squirrel

I've almost been eaten three times

~tamias

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be careful if you see a poofy haired kid with a bow, its me, I'm squirrel hunting. RUN LIKE HELL. Just a word of warning :)

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You wouldn't pass an English class.

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why?

hm... let's see how many i can think of.

My name is Alex

I'm pretty introverted but that doesn't mean I'm shy. I'm not afraid to talk to people and have plenty of friends, I just feel very comfortable by myself a lot of the time and hate making small talk

I love snowboarding

my favorite thing in the world is going to lake powell, arizona and staying on my aunt and uncle's houseboat with all my cousins

I'm going to travel the world someday and must say that I'm off to a pretty good start :D

I want to dedicate my life to helping people in countries like africa and peru someday

my best friend is moving and I'm really sad about it :(

I'm too lazy to wear makeup, but not too lazy to run 3-5 miles every day :P

besides friends, cross country is the highlight of high school

I'm mormon (and would like to say that we are all very much aware that you all think we're really weird :P but most people have a completely wrong idea about our beliefs and most of what you'll hear is probably a rumor or people will leave out things when explaining certain beliefs of ours to make them not make sense. and i don't care if you don't like my religion or if you don't like me because of my religion.)

I miss the beach every day :( but go there often

I love wakesurfing and surfing in the ocean

I really hate most the music that everyone at my school listens to and no one i talk to has heard of the artists that i like, those poor sheltered people

it really bothers me when girls take a billion pictures of themselves and put them on their myspace/facebook. It's annoying on so many levels :rolleyes:

I can't stand it when people call soda "pop"

I wish people would walk faster in the halls at school

I don't let people push me around

As much as I like friendly people, I also like mean people, because sometimes when people have mean personalities it can be more entertaining than insulting. I'm really sarcastic so when people are mean to me I usually don't get my feelings hurt, i just find it funny

dry humor dominates

my cross country teammates all got me into the habit of saying that things "dominate"

when I type or text "omg" i don't literally mean o - m - g or oh my gosh, i mean "ohmgh" sounded out like the sound you make when you have peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. My brother did that a lot, and we both started to to make fun of people who actually said "o - m - g" in real life. So whenever something exciting happens i'll yell "Ohmgh!" and no one will know what I mean

I play guitar, but need a whole lot more practice. the hardest song I can play is Ritual Dance by Michael Hedges which isn't really that hard... I'm teaching myself so it's hard to get better when i'm so busy all the time

I put ... in my posts a lot, but just can't seem stop!......................

oh, and I have synesthesia, so i can taste songs.

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why?

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'Cause you used "furry" as a noun... Everyone is on this forum, for some reason. You said a furry. That's incorrect grammar.

A "furry" is a fake, internet generated word that is used to describe someone who roleplays or wishes to be an animal.

Let's see...
I suffer from hypermobility syndrome.
I'm ambidextrous in everything except writing.
I suspect I suffer from a mental illness, don't know which, though.
Hmmm...

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A "furry" is a fake, internet generated word that is used to describe someone who roleplays or wishes to be an animal.

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? But humans are animals. Are they insecure about themselves for some reason? Because once you can look past a couple issues, humans are actually quite beautiful, or at least I think so. But then I think everything's beautiful.

/ _ \ Sigh... So people think I'm a human pretending to be a squirrel? That's a viable conclusion to draw, I suppose. It's unfortunate that this "furry" demographic has transformed something rather innocent and true into something of a farce.

I agree. It's just some stupidity created by trolls.

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Originally Posted by Tamias.Squirrel

'Cause you used "furry" as a noun... Everyone is on this forum, for some reason. You said a furry. That's incorrect grammar.

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I did not say that, the guy who made xkcd comics did. therefore, i did not fail English.

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Originally Posted by guitarboy

I did not say that, the guy who made xkcd comics did. therefore, i did not fail English.

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Point taken :D

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Originally Posted by guitarboy

how;d it tastes?

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I honestly don't know how to explain it... it was bitter, and gross.
But oddly it didn't taste that terrible.
It was like eating Brussels sprouts for the first time... you're apprehensive about the taste because of the smell, but you find it's really not all that bad.
Not something I want to experience again, but I'm satisfied that I can say that I have eaten shit.

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

I honestly don't know how to explain it... it was bitter, and gross.
But oddly it didn't taste that terrible.
It was like eating Brussels sprouts for the first time... you're apprehensive about the taste because of the smell, but you find it's really not all that bad.
Not something I want to experience again, but I'm satisfied that I can say that I have eaten shit.

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ehm, its probably because all it is in essence is the food you ate, just that things that your body does not need.i dont think id eat it though

I like:

http://en.mystlore.com/images/e/e8/Gehndraw05.jpg

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I like:

http://en.mystlore.com/images/e/e8/Gehndraw05.jpg

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Me, too.

:roll:

i like cheese. everyone should...

i love the dancing banana.

i love nerds. (not the candy..) (well actually they are good too..)

i like to play chess.

i've kissed a boy and it sucked. well well every boy i have kissed unfortunately sucks....

i suck at psych.

i rule at literature

i like pancakes.

i am hated, yet loved.

want to be a nurse.

i'm brown.

there can only be one highlander. i'm it.

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My name is Alex

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You are now awesome.

I hate raisins, squash (except turnip) black licorice or Anisette Liqueur or
Absinthe or anything with Anise in it, fruit cake or Christmas cake, liver
and beets.
Almost anything else I'll at least eat, or I haven't tried yet.
(I wouldn't try chocolate covered insects and/or anything not meant to
be consumed by humans) :D

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You are now awesome.

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:paranoid: uh... thank you! :mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMIr6onViU

-I play the drums
-I own too many typewriters from the 1920's
-I read too much
-I miss having a mohawk a lot of the time
-I got tattoo'd by hand with a bamboo stick in Ao Nang
-I've gotten in fights with cops over politics
-I have been thrown in cop cars for speaking my rights
-I think the world is a beautiful place
-I love body modification and am working on a backpiece that I am 8 hours into with another 4 to go.
-I am in love with rap and hip hop
-I am in love with punk rock
-I am in love with post rock
-I am in love with classic rock
-I am in love with ska
-I am in love with reggae
-I am love with classical music
-I am in love with haitian voodoo

I'm gonna make a list of things tomorrow. Don't let me forget.

Oh wait.

Oh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0
No other description needed :D

hmmm...

i am a leo but i act a lot more like a cancer.
my hair is like a lion's mane or so i'm told.
my favorite colors are brown, green and deep midnight blue.
i am extremely anti-social.:P
i am frequently called out on my obsession with wolves.
i bite all my nails except one pinky and one thumb.
i stare at the stars and moon whenever i get the chance.
i want to live on a tiny island out in the ocean some where.
i am a spaz at home but completely silent in school.
i chase butterflies when they fly past me.
whenever i am in a new set of woods i automatically look for a stream/pond and good climbing trees.
i believe certain mythological creatures exist.(not like bigfoot)
i enjoy classic rock,rock n' roll,country and oldies.
i wish i lived either in the middle ages or during the renessance(sp?) period.
i am aspiring to be a writer.
i want to learn the german,italian,gealic,mandarin, and russian languages.
i want to learn how to play the piano better and play the flute,organ,steel drums,french horn,pan flute,harp,piccolo,baritone,jew harp,bells,a normal drum set,and bagpipes.
i also want to learn how to tap dance,dance ballet,and river dance.
i can waltz.
i was afraid to eat pomegranate seeds for the first time because of greek myths.
i can't wait until my next trip to maine so i can be in my favorite place in the world.(pine point beach)
i want to re-visit a place on an island jutting out into the altantic ocean called land's end.
oops too long? :roll:

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hmmm...

i wish i lived either in the middle ages or during the renessance(sp?)

oops too long? :roll:

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what is the sp? for

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Originally Posted by guitarboy

what is the sp? for

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It's for questions on spelling accuricy(sp?)

ohkay, in that case, you spelt rennasaince(sp?) wrong

i know :) i was wondering/asking anyone how to spell it.renaissance <---this is how my da says it is spelled.

okay, i have a test that has some things about the renassaince tomorrow :'(

I love the smell of rain on pavement.

More to come!

i was un-perma-banned from DV once,
im a closet aethist,
my family has more adopted children than Biological,
i have made somone on DV honestly believe i was kaniaz,
i believe poog will eventually (and sadly) become a DG,
i have about 2 and a half times more posts in senseless banter than out of it, bringing my "real" post count up to a respectable 266,
i just played portal, and i think its amazing,
i have a fear of schizophrenia,

so hows that for my crazy self? :D ill probably edit more in later

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i believe poog will eventually (and sadly) become a DG

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lolzurtron @ taht! :D

- I've been lucid dreaming for 10 years plus
- I've been actively trying to lucid dream for almost 6 years
- I've been trying to master WILD for over a year with little success
- I'm an atheist agnostic
- I have never been kissed
- I have never flirted with a girl (unless you count smiling), and only been flirted to once, or possibly twice
- I am a major loner in real life
- I only have 1 or 2 close friends I talk to somewhat regularly and they all irritate me somewhat
- I've been in love with the same girl for 5 years, it began with a dream
- I began trying to have sexual lucid dreams as early as 6-8 years old
- I have a foot fetish, and when I was young had a major leg/thigh fetish
- I used to dream of being a paleontologist at age 5 to like 12
- I barely talked to anyone outside people I knew well and rarely in full sentences up until like 6 years old
- I am closer to many more people online then in real life
- I have stolen someones account on runescape (didn't know him, password generator)
- I have never gotten in trouble once throughout my school life

That is all I wish to share about me.

Is anyone going to call rule 34 on these?

Lolz.

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Originally Posted by no-name

my family has more adopted children than piological

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Piological?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...Piological.jpg

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

Piological?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...Piological.jpg

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lol, and fixed.

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/812/esmashis3.gif

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Posting the same image in over 8 places = Not funny.

edit: Correction, 15+. What the fuck?

awww, i hope justin dosnt turn into the next seismosaur...

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Originally Posted by no-name

awww, i hope justin dosnt turn into the next seismosaur...

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W a n t e d new King of the R/S required apply within.

I like sugar on toast
My first kiss was with a female
I am studying child Psychology
I doubt my ability to learn
I am a bad driver
I like all things pink
I like fluffy things
Porridge confuses me ( to chew or not to chew)
I applied for a job in a funeral home
I am clumbsy
I am an insomniac
I have a phobia of white linen tablecloths
Paper towels make me shiver when i touch them
My favorite saying is "lies make baby jesus cry"
I love family guy
I waste money on shoes
My best friend onlines username is PIG BASTRD lol
i love dancing banana emoticons :banana:

I occasionally get jealous of TV and movie characters when they have good relationships.
Which is pretty sad, imo.

I dont care if i live nor die, tho i rather die
Im an asocial person
Im weird
Im slow when working
Im social phobic
Ive been told i show no emotion and am a cold person
I can get very paranoid about ghosts, spirits, demons
I dont care about much
I hate people, except my family and a few friends
People telling me what to do angers me
I want to live isolated and alone, as i can barely stand people (this has nothing to do with my social phobia)
Black is my fav color
I have poor social skills

I haven't actually done this yet... so:

- I have to use the bathroom as I'm typing this.
- I need to work on Math homework all day today
- I'm an introvert.
- I'm not shy (there is a difference).
- I have a few close friends and that's it.
- I'm generally willing to talk with anyone but I don't often initiate the conversation.
- I need a job.
- I need to move out on my own.
- I love to write but don't consider my skills good at all.
- Ditto for drawing.
- The only reason I'm posting this is to get closer to "2000".
- Just realized this is in SB so it won't count anyway.


:D

-I'm a gigantic Hannah Montana fan. I have all her albums, a few posters, and am working on talking a guy at Suncoast into giving me a huge cardboard cut out.
-I tell my church friends I don't smoke, but I always have a pack of Camel Wides on me.
-I wait on end all year until it's pomegranate season.
-Halloween is my favorite holiday.
-I made a deal with God a while ago saying that I would stop looking at porn if he would give me a Gamecube. Though I got a Gamecube now I don't accredit him to that because it was totally Santa's doing.
-My favorite color is green.
-Whenever I read, I hear Richard Dawkins narrating the book.
-I check my torrent download/upload speed at least 4 times a minute.
-I don't seed.
-I ate a five pound box of strawberries one time.
-I'm currently running out of facts.
-I just lost the game ran out of facts.

Bump

-I love sushi.
-I have a violent pet cat named Jewel.
-Some days when I lie on the couch a particular way and get up, I nearly black out.
-I have horrible posture.

I enjoy practicing bushcraft.

Try to spot the lie:

I have an outie belly button

I have funnel chest

I have huge big toes

in 8th grade I only showered once a week, this habit continued until 10th grade, when I decided I could be a Crusty and smell good at the same time.

My last name is Flemmish, my first name is Dutch for Chicken. My middle name is David

My favorite foods are : steak, icecream, pizza and alfajores

I stole 250,000 dollars from a drug dealer once but I got scared and turned most of it into the police so they would take care of it

I killed a hamster once, it wasn't on purpose

On a snowboard I've done 2 540s in my life

I once told a police officer he looked like my mom

I once sneezed while eating a girl out, it was bad too

I can play a lot of rock band songs with my eyes closed half the time

I can't intentionally burp. I burp a couple times a year accidentally.
I'm one of the top 30 or so Stepmania players in the world.
I'm a software engineer.
I played the trumpet in band.
I was babysat once by Bubby Brister (Steelers quarterback in the late 80's early 90's) since he was a family friend.
I don't like swimming.
I've never been west of Fort Worth, TX (excluding my trip to Japan).
I never thought girls had cuties. I dreamed about kissing a girl in kindergarten.

I love to give too much information!
and that is all

I thought gammon was a type of fish D:
I thought when you put ice cubes in a cup when the ice melted the drink would overflow D:
When i was about 3 i somehow opened up a manhole and fell in, i managed to grab on the edge and pull myself up D:
When i was young i used to think a skeleton lived behind my curtainsD:

OHHH the shame..:shock:

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Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Try to spot the lie:

I once sneezed while eating a girl out, it was bad too

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LOOOOOOLLL

I love gardening and Ikebana.
I like "The Simpsons".
I enjoy mexican food.
I'm learning the Fillipino language Tagalog.

Paalam*

*Tagalog for "Goodbye".

My fave movie is Moulin Rouge *signiture*
My fave song is I Try by Macy Grey
I have the best bf ever and you guys cant tell me otherwise!
I'm Agnostic
I was born in South Africa but then we moved to Scottland, my brother was bon, then we moved to England we staid there for 10 years now we are in SA again *good to be home*
I hate Clowns, mimes and people in big suits *barney*
My comfort food is ice cream
I only ever sneeze 3 times in a row
I love pandas
I want to learn japanese
Im intrested in alot of things *not sport*
I almost died at birth
I wish people would be more postitive* Positive things happen to positive people*
I Love Will Smith
I want to learn how to draw anime
I cant watch any movie or shows where animal get hurt because i cry
I'm not a pretty crier
I believe in aliens
One day i will live on another planet
I enjoy talking to people
I hate it when people wont listen to ther ideas *whats the point of talking then*
I believe in ghosts
My dad and mum have both had paranormal experiances
I love to write random letters to my friends
I will be a zoologist one day
I have blue eyes
My pinky finger on my left hand is messsed up
I dont have my ears pierced
I am quiet shy
I am a nerd and im proud
I dont have alot of people who hate me
I hardly argue *unless im right*
I have a sick sense of humor
The world should be ran by me
I love to sing but i am tone deaf so people will just live with it
My friend can sing
I am allergic to mosquito bites
Battlestar Galatica RULES!
I want Jeremy Clakson, Richard Hammond and James May to be my uncles
I accept all people just as long the accept me.

WOW! what a lot i got

*Nice list Hera*

To keep up with some people, I think I'll create a longer one too.


I have really thick, red hair.
I am quite tall and slightly chubby :(
I suffer from depression and you can pretty much guess the rest...
I love eating especially chocolate :9------- yum!
I love reading.
I've never been on a date.
I stay in a lot.
I love reading about (and practicing - if possible) different martial arts e.g. aiki-jujitsu.
I have olive green eyes and pale skin.
My favourite fictional character of all time has to be Sayuri from "Memoirs of a Geisha".
I have read "Memoirs of a Geisha" a total of twenty times - in a row.
I'm shy.
I prefer my own company but don't mind if others want to talk to me.
I've sprained my right ankle five times and as a result it is permanently larger than it should be (about 1.25 times its original size).
I have also broken my right wrist as a result of a bunch of guys pushing me to the ground from behind.
I daydream a lot and fantasize about running away to America. I have done so since I was about eight.
I believe in ghosts as I've seen a few.
From time to time I also have dreams which come true.
I write poetry and want to be a published poet like my Dad.
I want to be remembered after I die.
I love nature and can't stand how lots of people wreck it.
I'm a keen gardener, albeit a bad one :D.
I'm a great cook.
I have great artistic skills.
I'm learning several languages such as: Tagalog, Greek, Spanish and Japanese.
I'm a Zen-Buddhist.
I have a no-nonsense attitude.
I'm easily ticked off.
I do not drink what so ever as both my parents drink a lot (especially my dad.)
I want to watch a kabuki play.
I don't have any friends apart from a few people on this site.
And, I've never told anyone this but I'm also gay.

There you go, me in a nutshell.

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Originally Posted by Subaru

And, I've never told anyone this but I'm also gay.[/FONT][/I][/COLOR]

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It's good to start somewhere! :boogie:

It get's easier to let people know once you tell someone the first time.

All of my close friends and some not so close friends, as well as most of the internet communities that I'm in, know that I'm bisexual, but I'm still struggling to let my family know and be fully out.

Yeah well no one I know knows and I'm not about to tell them any time soon.

Oooo subaru i loove red hair. Wow elis i never knew that, i don't think you should tell your family about being bi, it's not like your fully gay, but it's up to you bro ;)

You are the first person I've ever known who actually likes red hair.
I get strangers on the street making fun of me because of it.

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Subaru

You are the first person I've ever known who actually likes red hair.
I get strangers on the street making fun of me because of it.

Thanks.

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I hate people who make fun of something like hair, it's just stupid!

I know, but it's something that wont change, at least not for quite a while.

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Originally Posted by Subaru

You are the first person I've ever known who actually likes red hair.
I get strangers on the street making fun of me because of it.

Thanks.

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I hate those people
It's like thanks captain obvious how long did it take you to make up that insult?

Just want to ram them into a brick wall and see how funny they can be afterwards!

Okay rant over:D

Now for some more randome facts:boogie:
I'm listening to Katie Melua as i type *so if you get some random lyrics. . .*
No one knows my deepest secret! *thats the whole point to keep a secret*
I can keep secrets really well because most of the time i forget them:?
I believe im loveable
I couldn't see my bf today:(
My firends almost had a huge fight today!
I have freckles on my nose
I have 3 birth marks
both my parents have brown eyes, i got my blue eyes from my gran *bless her*
My cat name is Holly and my dog's name is Bennie
I wish i could read people's minds
I have home work i need to do

and . . . and thats it at the mo

Facts. Yes.

I watching the tv show "Maury" just now (boring.)
I smell fresh fruit for pudding.
I'm listening to Pinks "Just Like a Pill".

I like chimi-changas
I love a black girl
I like pokemon (surprise surprise)
I like the domo cartoons
I only know a select few phrases in spanish
I am in special ed class. AKA gifted class
I have never broken a bone
I have never passed out
I like school
I have 6 friends
I don't like yellow cars
My favorite color is red
I like the phoenix wright series of games.

I like american cream soda.
One of my favourite foods is fried squid in squid ink soy sauce (I drooling now ^^)
I'd like to learn how to do Japanese paper fan dancing (I know its meant to be a girl thing but I just find the dancing really graceful and cool).
My favourite colours are: mint green, ice blue, and jazzman white.
I am in school just now.
I am supposed to be studying for an English dissertation but meh.

My B-day is the day after Pinks!
The first song i ever heard is Pinks fave *Imagen by John Lennon*
My bf is black *im white*
I almost passed out once *horrible*
I love sushi
I wear glasses to see long distance
I have never broken a bone
I've been bitten by a dog so now on my right hand i have scars that look like i cut myself:(
My mom's sister is a bitch and i hate her guts my whole family hates her!

And thats that for now . . .

I also need glasses for seeing far away.
I also have an aunt who everyone hates.
I like sushi (but only in small amounts - I can't stand the taste of the seaweed)
I ate a mini octopus in Physics class today.
I think I'm clairecognizant.
Me sleepy now. Subaru thinks it may be time for bed :offtobed:

--I'm terrified of seeing into a mirror at night. I sleep with a blanket/cover over the mirror in my room, because I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night and look into it.

-- I hate all cheese, except for cheddar, and except for mozzarella on pizza. Anything else is DISGUSTING to me, including cream cheese. BLECH.

-- I'm an X-Files fanatic, and have been a huge fan for over 11 years now. I've met the cast of the show, including Gillian Anderson multiple times. I've not met David Duchovny up close face to face, but I did get to ask him a question both times at 2 different conventions/festivals I went to of his this past year, so I've kind of met him. :D

-- I've also met Tori Amos, who is one of my top favorite musicians of all time.

-- The only scary movie I can watch alone is "Scream." I can't watch anything else alone... I'm way, way too scared. I have to have someone with me.

-- I'm a professional singer.

-- Being funny/making me laugh is my #1 turn-on in a person.

I'm a huge Battlestar Galactica fan!
My best friend was just asked out!
My Father, Mother and Brother are all Sctottish, im the only South African
I play Guild Wars
The day i got gold fish was the day they died


Ahhhhhh! i'm running out of stuff to type!!!

That was fun.. I'll try to make the list longer once I get hit by a wave of creativity at some point.



I like video games
I consider myself to be a weaboo
And in a weird way, I'm proud of it
I tend to feel proud about things that I shouldn't feel proud about, and sometimes the other way around too.
I do not consider myself an otaku, yet.
There is no definition of my music taste
My taste in clothes is so weird that it's impossible to find those clothes.
I'm quite bad at talking to people.
I've seen more death videos and pictures than all IRL people I know, yet I consider them to be more 'cold' than I.
I believe those vids and pics (and 4chan) have damaged me as a person.
I've never been high or drunk, and I aim to keep it that way.
I'm a closet pedophile
I'd like to change how people see pedophiles (pedo =/= rapist)
I'm ready to defend lolicon, should someone try to illegalize it.
I hate my own country because we have no problems at all, yet people still whine.
I can spend hours thinking about things and making up stories in my head.
I can spend loads of time after that writing said ideas down.
I write better English than I speak Danish.
There are loads of english words which I know what means, but I can't remember the danish word.
I'm currently learning japanese.
My only reasons are to watch anime unsubbed, and for the sake of learning a new language.
Most of my music is either from Anime, from video games, very old or not in english.
I enjoy making reference jokes, even/especially when other people don't get it.
I sang "I will Survive" alone in my class.
I learnt the lyrics to "I will Surive" so that I could sing it in class.
I only needed "Oh no, not I, I will survive!" but that wouldn't be fun.
I have some kind of fetish for strong colors in hair, but it looks shit in IRL.
Me and my friend sometimes randomly burst into song.
Me and my friend once sang "99 bottles of beer on the wall" down to 52 bottles on a bus filled our own class and another class.
I sometimes re-watch/play the same thing, where I "role-play" being someone else. That way, I can atleast act like I havent seen it before.
I get deja vu really really often. (word play lolol)
I've been to 4chan, 7chan, 12chan, fapchan, notfourchan
I have no favorite or worst food, I eat anything.
I won Jr. Danish Boomerang championship by a half point, and we were two juniors.

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I'd like to change how people see pedophiles (pedo =/= rapist)

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I agree, but good luck with that. I don't see that happening any time soon.

I can juggle 5 balls :D

I have the hiccups right now.
I love Lord of The Rings and i want to marry Legolas:D
Pippen is my fave hobbit
I wish more people were lke Tree beard " Dont be hasty"
The weather is crap at the moment
I have never been drunk or high
I can say no to drinks succefully
I will randomly sing
I get the worse songs stuck in my head * I was talking to a friend as i told her a girl i knew was not a virgin, I had like a virgin stick in my head the whole day*:roll:
I want to create a "be positive" gun so people would lighten up
I want to dye my hair red again
People say I have nice eyes

And thats that for to mo
But'll ill be back . . .


Oh! I cried at the end of Terminator 2

I didn't drink until I was 21
I watch the discovery channel more than any other channel
I learned to drive on a stick shift
I used to be deathly afraid of thunderstorms
I've made over $100 playing Super Smash Brothers Melee
I've played over 500 hours of Super Smash Brothers Melee
I love sushi
I didn't have a car during college
I've never hated anyone
I'm an oxymoron. I'm very shy (only because I suck at making conversation), but I enjoy social situations.
I barely watched any TV during college.

I like Rocky Horror Picture Show

I once went in drag to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Originally Posted by John11

I didn't drink until I was 21

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Same with me. :)

I am and Alchohalic.
I once fell asleep in a hot tub naked.

I have 7 dollars and 25c spare change on my desk.
I ate a fly on the weekend.
I wear boxers.
:banana:
I have a mug that happens to contain a screwdriver in it on my desk.
I farted 12 times today.
did i mention :banana:? :P

I usually have a NiteCore D-10 flashlight, my EDC SAK, an MP3 player and earbuds, a bandanna, and a fixed blade knife on my bed, right beside my head. It just seems to accumulate there as I get undressed for bed.

I am bored stupid right now (nothing to do with this site :D)
I'm gonna have vegetable samosas for lunch.
I'm away to try and learn aikido.
I'm thinking about getting my own house.

My friend say i have 3 sides to my personality 1. Normal me (cuddley)
2. Angry me (groppy)
3. Caring me (therapist)
wow thats all i can think of

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Originally Posted by DarkComrade

I dont care if i live nor die, tho i rather die
Im an asocial person
Im weird
Im slow when working
Im social phobic
Ive been told i show no emotion and am a cold person
I can get very paranoid about ghosts, spirits, demons
I dont care about much
I hate people, except my family and a few friends
People telling me what to do angers me
I want to live isolated and alone, as i can barely stand people (this has nothing to do with my social phobia)
Black is my fav color
I have poor social skills

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u sound like the male version of me almost

elfen lied is my new favorite anime

Let's see...

I'm trying to find a way to hack the school system so I can bypass the filters
(I'm failing however >_< )

My favourite anime is "Grave of the Fireflies".

I'm contemplating installing back orifice on this school computer via pendrive.

I'm a script kiddie hacker if you couldn't guess already and a pretty bad one at that :D.

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Originally Posted by ray

elfen lied is my new favorite anime

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Yeah, Elfen Lied Rocks! + I can relate to the story

which character do u relate 2 the most?

i relate to nyuu / lucy the most.

I relate the most to Lucy

I am absolutely bored right now.

I love baking cookies with my nieces.
I love "Ctrl+Alt+Del" comics.
- Chef Brian and Scott are my favourite characters.
Oh I also like Zeke the X-box robot.

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Originally Posted by DarkComrade

Yeah, Elfen Lied Rocks! + I can relate to the story

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Forgive my ignorance... how does one relate to the Elfen Lied story?

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Elfen Lied revolves around the interactions, views, emotions, and discrimination between humans and the Diclonius, a mutant species similar to humans in build but distinguishable by two cat-ear-like horns and "vectors", transparent arms which can pass through air and objects at high speed. The series is centered around the teenage Diclonius girl "Lucy", said to be the first Diclonius, being rejected by humans and her subsequent murderous vengeance upon them.

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I meant i can relate to som points that she had gone thru in her life

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I actuly like going to school.

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The irony in that sentence is amazing.

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Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

The irony in that sentence is amazing.

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no, shut up.

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Originally Posted by Subaru

Let's see...

I'm trying to find a way to hack the school system so I can bypass the filters
(I'm failing however >_< )

My favourite anime is "Grave of the Fireflies".

I'm contemplating installing back orifice on this school computer via pendrive.

I'm a script kiddie hacker if you couldn't guess already and a pretty bad one at that :D.

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Originally Posted by John11

I've made over $100 playing Super Smash Brothers Melee
I've played over 500 hours of Super Smash Brothers Melee

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20 cents an hour aint impressive, mate

Hungrymanz is all you do is go onto threads and insult the thread or the people in it?

I won an online Xbox 360 game contest for X-Play on G4TechTV and won a free t-shirt in the summer time.

I'm still waiting for the t-shirt...

i can play piano, but the only reason i is because my girlfriends mom teaches me.
i feel bad about not knowing any other languages, while she knows three.
sometimes i wish people could read my mind, and just get the hint i dont want them around.
im helping DD with his RP :3
i believe in karma, but only to a superficial extent.
i wish slayer would transform back into his rightful form as cat-god.
my computer is running XP, but only barely, it has about 100 mb of ram, used to be a junker with 1 1/2 MB.
i honestly think firefox makes your computer faster in the long, and short run.
i wouldnt use anything but firefox.
i am currently thinking of resurrecting the "talk to yourself" thread, if only to use as a public journal.
my feet are cold.
i have an over sensetive scalp, and ears...

I see what you did there.

i wish slayer would come into chat so he could tell me what i did there...
i wish i was tired, so i could sleep.
i believe this thread has already become a mini-journal for some people.
my feet are warm now, but my arms and fingers are geting really cold.
ive had my christmas tree up for almost a month now.
slayer needs to come into chat. like now.

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Originally Posted by Hera

Hungrymanz is all you do is go onto threads and insult the thread or the people in it?

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I only insulted Amaze and he completely deserves it