What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

**Good as Gold** · 10-20-2008 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

...Not being fucking retarded.

No, but seriously... in this thread post all of the jokes that make you feel dirty after you say them. The ones that you're sure that for saying them you'll be sent to Hell when you die (if you believe, of course, hypothetically if not).

And please don't get offended by the jokes, jokes are jokes, you're supposed to take them with a grain of salt.

I work with mentally disabled children and adults almost every day, I know that there is nothing funny about having mental disabilities. I've volunteered for the Special Olympics and I believe it's one of the most noble causes currently in effect.[/B]

If you have to justify it with saying, "Oh, but don't worry guys, it's all cool 'cuz I work with them and I volunteer for the Special Olympics and stuff..." it isn't funny, or dirty, it's dumb. Dumb as hell.

But anyways, why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already over here.

**WolfTsunade** · 10-20-2008 10:20 PM

This is a very bad joke I heard:

Why do you boil water when a baby is being born?

So if the baby is born dead, you can make soup.

DISGUSTING!

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 10-20-2008 10:47 PM

**Jeff777** · 10-20-2008 10:58 PM

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

**Jeff777** · 10-20-2008 11:05 PM

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?

Relative humidity.

**Bearsy** · 10-20-2008 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Good as Gold

If you have to justify it with saying, "Oh, but don't worry guys, it's all cool 'cuz I work with them and I volunteer for the Special Olympics and stuff..." it isn't funny, or dirty, it's dumb. Dumb as hell.

I wasn't trying to justify it. I just didn't want people to jump on my dick just cause I told a potentially offensive joke.

**Sandform** · 10-20-2008 11:13 PM

And I hate to use this more than once in under an hour but...

**Catbus** · 10-20-2008 11:18 PM

Possibly my favorite black joke.

So a black dude and a white chick are dancing a club right? She's all grinding up on him and stuff. Then they decide to head back to her place. She stops him on the sidewalk and says, "I can't wait anymore, I need to see if what they say about black guys is true."

So he stabbed her in the stomach and stole her purse

**suttsman** · 10-20-2008 11:31 PM

What do you call 20 country singers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

**Sandform** · 10-20-2008 11:37 PM

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The holocaust

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar.

They are both beaten, stabbed and robbed as the bar is owned and frequented by mexicans.

What do you get when you stick a knife into a baby?

A life sentence.

What is worse than the holocaust?

Bitiong into an apple and finding a worm.

two jews get onto a train....
there going to auschwitz

why can't helen keller drive... because shes a woman

What's worse than getting cancer? TFinding out that the only cure is AIDS

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because his meth head mom threw him thinking he was a giant spider

**Sandform** · 10-20-2008 11:46 PM

If you truly want to go to hell watch this.

a guy walks into a bar... his alchohol dependancy is killing his family

What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.

So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"

The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"

"You're ugly."

**Scatterbrain** · 10-20-2008 11:59 PM

A drunk guy told me about 10 of these but now I can only remember two:

How long does it take a black woman to poop? ... 9 months.

Why does a black guy only eat white chocolate? ... So he doesn't accidentally bite his fingers.

**Bearsy** · 10-21-2008 12:53 AM

**Sandform** · 10-21-2008 01:57 AM

>One more mouth that will never speak.

Best part about abortion.

**Jeff777** · 10-21-2008 01:58 AM

**Sandform** · 10-21-2008 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by Jeff777

[images of white trash stuff]

Now you have asked for it. I shall unleash the furry of niggar jokes.

Also

**Jeff777** · 10-21-2008 05:07 AM

Lol, the african kids picture is hilarious. Also the last one. Oh my...I see this thread going in a very bad direction. xD

White Trash Survival Kit

One more for good measure...

**Sandform** · 10-21-2008 02:50 PM

My image of the negro with "oh lawds is I in heavens was deleted from photo.

**nitsuJ** · 10-21-2008 07:16 PM

What's the first thing the wife does after coming home from a safehouse?

The dishes if she's smart.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

How do you get a Jew into a car?

Throw a penny in.

How do you get the Jew back out of the car?

Tell him Hitler is driving.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the olympics?

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

There's a mexican and black guy in a car, who's driving?

The cop.

**Jeff777** · 10-21-2008 09:58 PM

My favorite.

**Rozzy** · 10-22-2008 06:33 PM

ther was a white guy driving down a road, he got distracted and suddenly hit 2 black guys. one of them went flying like 50 yards, the other one crashed in through the window. when the officer got there the white guy was freaking out. the oficer said, calm down there buddy we'll charge the other one with fleeing the scene of the crime, and we'll charge this one with breaking and entering....

oh and the baby jokes are so messed up!!!! but funny.... lol