...Not being fucking retarded. |
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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? |
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Misogynistic joke: |
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Why do women have boobs? |
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Things are not as they seem
What's a washing machine and a blonde have in common? |
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What is the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? |
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“What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
Probably the most disturbingly awesome joke I've ever heard: |
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Eww O...no! |
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? |
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? |
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwhich? |
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C'mon, let's not make this a dead baby joke dump site. |
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Statistically nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape. |
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a gay guy goes to get a tat of a truck on his dick |
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Love and
Hope and Sex
and Dreams
Seriously. |
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Why do girls love Jesus so much? |
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The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? |
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Dream A Little Dream Of Me
What did the husband tell his wife with two black eyes? |
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stolen from XKCD; |
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I just got banned from a super leniant forum for a month for pretty much an identical thread to this one. |
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Some classic blonde jokes: |
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"To dust, we must;
To light, we might."
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? |
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What do you do if you see your television floating through the air in the middle of the night (and you're sure it's not a hallucination, mind you)? |
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Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well. At least I'm not dead.'
-Rosencrantz
The weighted companion cube cannot speak.
And when we pretended we were going to murder you- that was great...
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