Would this make a good commercial?

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 11-01-2008 09:13 PM

Let's discuss.

**Siиdяed** · 11-01-2008 11:41 PM

No.

**Grod** · 11-02-2008 12:10 AM

Twix bat

Twix bat

**Siиdяed** · 11-02-2008 01:03 AM

Good commercial idea.

Fade in from black to a panning shot over a quiet African tribal village at sunrise. Lots of orange and red colour-wise...sounds of voices, sound surprised and awed. Sense of wonderment as the camera pans to the crater that dominates the village...

Suddenly, it's New York, and the camera is swooping onto a giant mirrored skyscraper, the whole side of which has been torn apart, like some meteor hit it. Lots of sound-bites from shocked news teams, panicked citizens...

Then suddenly we're on the moon, and everything's white like a Polo mint on a really dark black back-drop, and there's this fuck-massive green alien thing that says: "So it begins..." and then laughs like he's fucking off his face.

Back to the African tribal village and there's bastard loud music, really dramatic and stuff with like religious-sounding chanting and stuff and orchestral crashes as this massive ROBOT climbs out of the crater...and then it's in New York, and this ROBOT is climbing out of the skyscraper...

And then, like, it's all "oh no, Earth is doomed", but THEN there's this battle-horn, and the camera swerves round and there's Clint Eastwood, and he's like chewing a cigar and looking all mean and stuff.

And then there's this massive fight sequence, and there's all these fireworks and stuff as Clint is shooting his six-shots like a fucking pro on steroids and then there's this dragon that's like summoned by JESUS who appears surrounded by a swarm of angels, and they all grow to fuck-massive sizes so they're like fighting on the earth and the moon and everyone's just watching and screaming and there's chaos but then the camera zooms right down and there's this guy stood by the giant alien's foot and he's just eating a Twix and smiling absently, and then the voice-over says something like "TWIX - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS".

That would be awesome.