Thread: Tom Swiftys/Strange Book Titles

"I think I have to-" Tom coughed.

"My pants are on fire!" Tom said, enflamed.


Where's My Wallet? Just R. Obbed

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

"I think I have to-" Tom coughed.

"My pants are on fire!" Tom said, enflamed.


Where's My Wallet? Just R. Obbed

Hee hee.

I'm pretty easily amused.

"I will be your maestro for tonight," Tom said directly.
(Not a very good one, I'm not that good at these.)

"This coin toss will determine the winner," Tom said flippantly.

"There is nothing faster than a swallow in the bird kingdom," Tom said swiftly.

"I have no qualms," Tom said regrettably.

"I can't feel my legs," said Tom numbly.

"I can only cry," laughed Tom.

"Oh say can you see..." Tom sung blindly.

"Tone-deaf people should not be allowed to reproduce," Tom deafened.

"Save yourself!" whispered Tom.

"Why do fools fall in love?" asked Tom foolishly.

I had a lot of time on a bus trip, so I came up with a couple Tom Swiftys...

"There's no end to this tunnel!" Tom said incessantly.

"The wind blew the candle out," Tom said darkly.

"Thanks for washing the kitchen table," Tom said cleanly.

"STOP!" Tom said haltingly.

"These balloons are carrying me away!" Tom said lightly.

"Is it cold in here, or is that just me?" Tom asked icily.

"I hate cats," Tom said doggedly.

"Who left that door ajar?" Tom asked openly.

"You didn't sign your name," Tom said blankly.

"I live in New York," Tom stated.

"They cut me in two," Tom said halfheartedly.

"What clothes am I putting on today?" Tom asked wearily.

"I need to sharpen this pencil," Tom said dully.

"This pencil was very easy to sharpen," Tom said pointedly.

"I had a piano dropped on me," Tom said flatly.

"That is a line," Tom said straightly.

"Nature calls," Tom said fluidly.

"It's a rifle," Tom said automatically.

"These ribs are good," Tom said sparingly.

Hahahaha! Those are great, poog!