Is Santa Claus A Fallen Angel?

**Jeff777** · 12-10-2008 12:38 AM

Since science has long proven the existence of Santa Claus and the Devil. I have a question to ask you...is it far off to think that Santa Claus is a fallen angel? Science cannot explain how he makes it to all those homes in one night, but science has proven the existence of angel's and that angel's have unearthly powers. That being so, if Santa is a fallen angel originally kicked out of Heaven with Lucifer...that means he would have the power to travel the world in one night. Credible institutions have firmly documented that there is indeed a workshop with elves etc. at the North Pole. My theory is that these elves are merely demons, which would explain how they work so fast and why they are so short with pointy ears.

Now stay with me here because this gets really interesting...

Growing up, my teacher used to tell us kids that if we got out of bed while Santa was in our home, he would throw ashes in our eyes. Some shamanistic monks believe the ones we call fallen angels fell in a giant pit of ashes once they were cast out of "the source" and hit the earth. With me so far? Think about the Holiday images of "Angels" "Jesus" and "Santa". You'll see that Santa perhaps has something in common with the other two. This theory also gives credence to Santa's immortality. Since science has backed the existance of Santa Claus and demons, is it so farfetch'd to rationalize that perhaps the one we call Santa Claus is one of those fallen angels?

~ Discuss.

**Naiya** · 12-10-2008 12:48 AM

It's true according to the Church Lady:

"...and what do we get when we re-arrange the letters, HMMMM?

SANTA = SATAN?!?!"

Can't believe you missed the most important piece of evidence.

**Jeff777** · 12-10-2008 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Naiya

It's true according to the Church Lady:

"...and what do we get when we re-arrange the letter, HMMMM?

SANTA = SATAN?!?!"

EXACTLY. I already have a hotel room reserved for myself on December 24th.

**magical mike** · 12-10-2008 01:24 AM

science has really backed up the existence of demons, angels and Santa!?!

**Jeff777** · 12-10-2008 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by magical mike

science has really backed up the existence of demons, angels and Santa!?!

Er...that's not new. Have you been living under a rock the past 10 years?

**Man of Shred** · 12-10-2008 02:30 AM

I always thought santa was a pedophile. why does he watch you when you are sleeping and knows when your awake. How does he KNOW wether you've been bad or good?

Why do you have to sit on his lap in order to ask for what you want?

**poog** · 12-10-2008 02:32 AM

Explain the reindeer.

**Tyler** · 12-10-2008 02:38 AM

Wow.
I've never thought of Santa like that.

**Jeff777** · 12-10-2008 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by poog

Explain the reindeer.

To the best of my knowledge Berkeley (nor any Ivy league University) hasn't found anything they can validate regarding the reindeer. However, pure speculation and rumor is that the reindeer Santa uses are really the spirits of horses that have fallen and died in human wars. Berkeley put out an article a few years ago that said something about "If a creature dies in battle, their spirits become tortured and they become confused about what to become in the next life". So I assume that they (the reindeer santa uses) are really fallen horses.

Though this is man-made. I was always told they resembled something like this...

**ninja9578** · 12-10-2008 02:45 AM

Santa is Jesus' son. Chirst Kingle literally translates to Christ Child. I forget which language.

**poog** · 12-10-2008 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Jeff777

A "paindeer?"

**magical mike** · 12-10-2008 02:53 AM

Seriously?!? Santa is real?!?! NO JOKE I have been homeschooled (Wich sucks) so yeah I Guess I have been liveing under a rock! lol

**Bayside** · 12-10-2008 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by magical mike

Seriously?!? Santa is real?!?! NO JOKE I have been homeschooled (Wich sucks) so yeah I Guess I have been liveing under a rock! lol

Get with the times my man. What was it, 1998 or something when it was confirmed?

Anyways, I have a question. If Santa is indeed Satan, or another fallen angel who fell with Satan, then why does he go around giving out toys on Christmas, and bring about the most wonderful time of the year? See, I have a counter theory to your theory.

I believe that Santa was such a great guy in Heaven, that when Satan was kicked from Heaven, he grabbed Santa and took him with him. The doors to Heaven, as far as we know, will not accept souls that have entered and then left again, thus nullifying Santa's chances to get back into Heaven. Of course, Santa refused to cooperate with Satan, because he was just too good of a guy, and in order to try and appeal to the angels and Jesus above, Santa started trying to make the misery of the world that Satan brought with him to the Earth when he fell go away, even just for one day out of the year. And thus, Christmas was formed.

What say you to these claims?

However, I cannot compete with your photographic evidence.... I don't know where you obtained such photos, but I can only hope that they are not the real Santa, simply an impostor trying to ruin his good name.

**Naiya** · 12-10-2008 03:15 AM

Bayside:

Think about it--what does Satan want most? To have humans wosrhip him like a god and damn themselves, right?

Why not start with the kiddies by winning them over with presents?

**Bayside** · 12-10-2008 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Naiya

Bayside:

Think about it--what does Satan want most? To have humans wosrhip him like a god and damn themselves, right?

Why not start with the kiddies by winning them over with presents?

And my childhood is shattered in a web of lies and deceit.

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