As an artificially intelligent microchip, I could indirectly bring about a series of events that would lead to granting myself a cyborg body, complete with reproduced sense mechanisms, as well as constructing a device that could hypnotically implant the thought into Jessica Alba's mind, via subliminal messaging or otherwise, that she would very much like to come and get to know me better in my cyborg form, which for all intents and purposes, would appear and act human.

Or using similar methods, I could simply infuse a dildo with the proper electronic nervous system to allow myself to 'feel' through it the same as its analogous organ, and secretly supplant that device in place of Jessica Alba's usual one.