SomeGuy sucks at rhymes
He will pay for such crimes
Delphinus pulls out a bow
But aims a little low
SomeGuy is gonna have some hard times...
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SomeGuy sucks at rhymes
He will pay for such crimes
Delphinus pulls out a bow
But aims a little low
SomeGuy is gonna have some hard times...
LOL good one....
I'll do one for Man of Steel because I'm done with you.
Man of Steel, Man of Steel,
Cooler than a fishing reel
Sicker than an old Greek God,
He beat up a man named Todd
That is MoS's deal.
Thats not how this works!!!
SomeGuy is made of fail
Let me tell you his tale
He was born dumb
To his temptations he did succumb
And climbed over the guard rail.
(You got hit by a car)
Meanie.
Oh, you thought that was mean?
You stupid freaking queen!
Everyone hates you
And a duck you can screw
Come back when you've grown into a teen.
I'm just kidding you,
Don't be so blue
It was a joke
Yourself do not choke
All I said was untrue...
Hey look! It's that one dude!
Is he running around completely nude?
He's "small" as a baby
But even that's too much, maybe
He's really no bigger in his "happy" mood
sorry, this one is mean. This was supposed to be for SomeGuy, not Del who decided to post before me. :?
Delphinus:
A ring he had bought on that day
For his wife Wolfy, they'd say
She hid her surprise
Which would be her demise
When she heard that her husband was gay
Ouch... Wolfsbane, you know how to hit it where it hurts...
I'm gonna be nice!
And for you, I'll make that twice!
You are so great!
I wish you were straight...
But being bi will suffice! :P
Wolfs!!!! Why? *cries, grabs a ruler....O_O*
I'm too sad to think of one....i thought we had something special.
Just to throw some salt into that wound...
I heard SomeGuy was really small
And it is just the same when he gets "tall"
He tries to compensate
To fight his fate
He dropped his pants to everyone's appall
There was nothing there!
His waist is bare!
If you look close
With out any clothes
You're in for quite the scare
You guys are mean. I hate you all. I'm going to go drink some orange juice, all alone, in my kitchen. Oh yeah, I'm going there.
SomeGuy is no fun!
He is worse than a bad pun.
He can't take a joke!
What a sorry bloke...
And him from this thread I shall shun!
NO! I can take a joke!
*puts away ruler, and pours the juice back into the container*
*realizes the nastiness of that comment, and retracts it. Once again, sounds wrong. I should stop talking. I meant orange juice pervs!*
The tales about SomeGuy are really untrue
Everyday he gets women down to the nude (bit of a stretch, I know.)
The yells leave the neighbors disturbed
So most of them sleep on the curb
SG is quite the ladies' man. Who knew?
Better? :]
Well, better in the not-insulting way... not so much in the execution of the poem. :?
*Makes a gangster pose*
Awwww yeah. Lol, I wouldn't do that...as you know. PM me!
Lol... Nice Wolfsbane...
I suppose I should be nice to SomeGuy to...
SomeGuy is made of win!
Everything he says makes me grin.
Hes a gansta for sure
His soul is pure
And I hope no anger will begin!
Delphi deserves some love! <3 to both of you guys. Us three, we are inpossible to break apart.
Delphs, Delphs, A DMB man
He hangs out wit me whenever he can
We're pretty tight
Laugh every night
And his name's not Stan.
Lmao at Stan...
I'm bored of writing limericks of SomeGuy
Not that I hope he will die!
I've written like twenty
I think that is plenty
And to someone else I would like my limericks to apply
I think these are jump-rop rhymes....not limerick
I think the beats are off in all of yours.
You know, dreamer, I don't care
This game is easy and fair
All we do is rhyme
And bide our time
And occasionally add a little flair.
Delphinus, I know it seems silly
But, Limericks aren't made willy-nilly
They adhere to a rule
Then I create a mule
And add three goats named Billy.
ever hear about that guy, a dreamer 168 ?
He's that guy that no one can appreciate.
He eats poo
and sticks his hands in glue
then he eats it all and calls it "fate"
Eww wtf....
ranma ranma, what can I say?
I hear about you every day.
You play sweet guitar,
You probably use WinRAR,
You deserve a statue made out of clay.
SomeGuy just called me sweetie...
His "member" is not what you would call meaty...
Thats right, he has no cock
For this, we mock
And cover his house with graffiti.
Don't call me sweetie.
Oh, you don't think, you know. Guess a lot of people here have no poetic meter. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by A dreamer168
Oh lol......Quote:
Originally Posted by Delphinus
CB, CB, For you we thank thee
Sometimes he's just freakin' needy
With a "rofl" here
And a fresh new beer
This guy's pretty greedy