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Chopping my fucking finger off!
Chopping my fucking finger off!
http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-.../03/bloody.jpg
Awesome!
So anyway, I’m cutting this piece of paper on Friday with an X-acto knife when all of a sudden I see the side of my finger sitting there on the table? I looked at it and thought “Why aren’t you on my hand anymore?” The arrogant piece of finger just stared back at me like “What are you gonna do about it?”
Touché finger piece, you win this one.
Share this or don't, I don't care.
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Is it actually you that happened to?
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Naw...I was searching for "I hate your loud music" while my son played his band instrument and found that site.
Kinda sounds like something I might say if it had happened to me.
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rofl melanieb, what?
so that's not your finger? crazy ass
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Okay, so I was driving on south Lamar today and I passed this guy who was standing on the pedals of his bike and he was shaking his booty and pelvic thrusting as he traveled north along the road. I thought, WTF?!
So now I am home and I Googled it...and I found this other WTF thing.
Is this a fad now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjhBgVan4Bc
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Pretty sure I won't be jumping on that bandwagon
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Their pants are so cool:)
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http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6...necreamery.jpg
From: Cold Stone Creamery!
You know what I like even better than overly-complicated ice cream with tons of shit in it? Overly-complicated ice cream prepared on a dirty table. And if you could make the whole excruciating experience take about 20 minutes, that would be fantastic.
You know what, don’t even use the scoops. Seriously, just get your filthy hands right in there. I want to see my ice cream squeeze between your disgusting fingers like pus flowing from a boil. Fuck it, just throw the whole mess on the floor and stir it up with your penis.
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Good job man, that was a super wtf incarnate
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Hhhahaaaaa
I ain't clicking it
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i've just now noticed how awesome you are, i wonder if anyone else in here recognizes it
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Originally Posted by
melanieb
And just for fun...
-sigh- My mother went to the japanese penis festival... And she has a souvenier candy penis that she obtained while there. Why she took the liberty of informing me of this... I do not know.
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Move to 3:50 in this video and patiently wait till the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4il1-2wBPk&t=3m56s
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The funny thing is he actually is a self-professed magician and not of the kind that does tricks. Its pretty cool that he doesn't take himself too seriously.
