Test tube baby Jesus

**Haz** · 10-17-2004 07:08 PM

If Mary is a virgin then that must mean that Jesus is a test tube baby. Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

**Kaniaz** · 10-17-2004 07:42 PM

Or maybe you shouldnt interpret the bible at its face value.

**Haz** · 10-17-2004 11:27 PM

huh? wot does that mean?

**MSG** · 10-18-2004 02:05 AM

i means that you should just read the bible and understand the morals and messages in the stories, even if the stories may be extraordinarily unreal.

**incubusfunkman** · 10-18-2004 03:50 AM

dont want to give a pointless reply but i strongly agree with Kaniaz.

**pinkcheese** · 10-18-2004 12:40 PM

I third Kaniaz.

**Awaken** · 10-18-2004 12:57 PM

I initially thought this was supposed to be a joke.

CT · 10-18-2004 01:34 PM

its just haz's natural retardedness.

**docKnubis** · 10-18-2004 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Haz2004
If Mary is a virgin then that must mean that Jesus is a test tube baby. Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

virgin mary didn't "get it on" to have jesus. he was put there by god
kind of like in starwars episode I, how amakin was concived by the force his mother didn't "git it on" to have him

**Awaken** · 10-18-2004 01:47 PM

Comparing the Bible to Star Wars...............Nice.

**Truthbearer** · 10-20-2004 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Haz2004
Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

Funny how you think that babies are made by making out with someone...

You honestly can't be older than 10...can you Kerry Parker???? Different IP's, but I know it is you and I will prove it somehow!!!

**Boof** · 10-20-2004 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Haz2004
If Mary is a virgin then that must mean that Jesus is a test tube baby. Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

omg! tell the pope! u just started a revolution, buddy!

**wasup** · 10-21-2004 01:37 AM

I second Truthbearer. But more like no older than 8...

**incubusfunkman** · 10-21-2004 03:45 AM

Oh thats not the additude we should have here at DV, we dont want to get others down. Let him drown in his ignorance, he is already punished in doing so.

**pinkcheese** · 10-23-2004 01:43 AM

Originally posted by incubusfunkman
Oh thats not the additude we should have here at DV, we dont want to get others down. Let him drown in his ignorance, he is already punished in doing so.

Nah, we're not having a bad attitude, we're just...( except me bc I just "thirded" someone )...imparting wisdom of DV upon him!
Wow. That sounded a lot better than I thought it would.

**Haz** · 10-24-2004 12:35 PM

Originally posted by docthory+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(docthory)</div>

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If Mary is a virgin then that must mean that Jesus is a test tube baby. Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

virgin mary didn't \"get it on\" to have jesus. he was put there by god
kind of like in starwars episode I, how amakin was concived by the force his mother didn't \"git it on\" to have him[/b]

he was put there by god? wat so they operated on her or summat? kewl!!!

**pinkcheese** · 10-24-2004 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Haz2004+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Haz2004)</div>

Originally posted by docthory@
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If Mary is a virgin then that must mean that Jesus is a test tube baby. Unless God came down secretly and made out wiv Mary and we never knew about it.
I should become a theorist one day

virgin mary didn't \"get it on\" to have jesus. he was put there by god
kind of like in starwars episode I, how amakin was concived by the force his mother didn't \"git it on\" to have him

he was put there by god? wat so they operated on her or summat? kewl!!![/b]

Ugh....it's not something to be techinical with. You just read it.

**Damascus** · 10-25-2004 09:20 PM

Haz i would advise you not to provoke things like this which could be considered blasphemy by another member.
If you post about religious things then you should at least take some time to think about our christian members.

oh,and id like to add that you are childish or incredibly dull.

or both.