^ True
< Wonders why you want my sock
V Has a spare sock
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^ True
< Wonders why you want my sock
V Has a spare sock
^ Will give < a sock
< Has a spare sock, but wants ^'s sock
V Will give < a sock, too
< denies ^ of a sock
< is poor and can't afford sock
V donate a bunch of socks?
^ needs socks
< has a few pairs extra that can't fit an 11 US
v is tired of the sock gag...and gag.
Yes.
Plan.
Awesome.
^ correct, i am awesome.
< is awesome
V is awesomeish...
^Yeah
<awesome with an "ish"
V not awesome at all
^ is wrong
< is weirdish
V likes <'s weirdishness
^ Correct
< Still stuck on socks
V Tired of socks
^Yes
<Likes glasses
VAlso likes glasses
^ Is actually true
< Think just about everyone looks more attractive with glasses
V Prefers contacts
^ Is corrent
< Is usually to lazy to put on contacts
v Doesn't need contacts.
^ Right
< Because I have glasses
V Is online at this very moment.
^ Wrong
< Uses technopathy to post
V Wants everyone to leave Britney alone
^was not online when he posted
<LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!11!!1
Vwill not be Mario92
^ Yes
< Is acutally Kromoh
V Has an illegal alt.
^ Kromoh
< Has an alt: Mark75
V Cannot speak English
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^является правильным
<не говорит на английском языке
Vне может прочитать это
^Made me use a translator
< Cannot speak Russian
V Can
^ habla espanol?
< speaks stuff
V has smelly pits.. ew.
^ Is mostly Mexican
< Oh... yeah, sorry. I'll go shower, then.
v Smells absolutely delicious...
^ For sure
< Will get texts from friends saying "happy new years" when itll only be 11 my time
V Won't have that problem
^ Yes
< Doesn't have texting
V Does
^ Correctamundo
< Has to work tomorrow so will watch the NYC ball drop then go to bed.
V Getting plastered tonight.
^is right
< was f-d up.
V wishes for f-d upness