^Is mistaken
< Just posted in turquoise
V Is going to post in purple
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^Is mistaken
< Just posted in turquoise
V Is going to post in purple
↑ Is correct.
←Likes the color vermillion.
↓Is going to post in vermillion.
^ WRONG
< Right
v Spams this thread (like a fag).
↑ Wrong
←Never makes any tpyos.
↓Will make at least one typo.
^ Was wrong.
< Made no spelling errors.
v Gay fag.
^ Is hard to believe that there gay
< Is hungry for Vlasics
v Is probably a guy! omgosh
↑ Is odd.
←Is a guy Omgosh.
↓Is a female.
^ is a psychic
< is not
V sucks a little...
;_;
^ Thinks I suck
< Sucks
v I love this person
↑ Creepy
←Is proud to be a psychic.
↓Sucks a lot.
↑knows i suck
←sucks capri sun outta the pouch..
↓loves capri sun too
NO CUNT
<Not cunt
v epic cunt
↑ has serious hate issues
← hates only a few
↓ hates his/herself
^No, man,
<post like light carminnnne
v didn't notice up isnt
^Makes absolutely no sense
<Feels like sleeping and listening to music
vFeels like doing the same thing
^ Knows exactly how I feel
< Is too busy using Stumbleupon to sleep
V Needs to go to bed if you're remotely near my timezone (mountain standard time)
↑ is wierdish
← isn't as weirdish as ↑
↓ is the craziest mofo i know
yah man
<yah man
v no man
^has a boy's username, but a girl's gender symbol
<is drunk
v is sexy
↑ is drunk
← is sexy according to ↑
↓ is sexy according to ←
^ He rang for me
< Is a sexy beast according to ^
V Isn't
^ :'(
< ;-;
v :C
^ :?
< :D
v ^_^
^ XD
< (>O.o)> *dansen*
v O.o?
^o.O
<;______________________________________________ _;
v8=>,
`````
^ ;.;
< Is apparently Cid. 8=D,
v =3_________________'
^ likes Cher
< is gay
v faps to 2girls1cup every day
^Spoiler for ^:
< Spam-a-holic
V Will hit on the person who posts after he/she posts
↑ Is correct about ←.
← Is awesome.
↓ Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven??
^ yeah, i had internal bleeding and well i sorta died..
<is not dead though
V wishes i wasn't dead?
↑ o_O
← Is still awesome.
↓ Will not post in Greek.
^ is right
< had a burger for lunch and has to pee.
V will watch me pee.
↑ Will not watch Rozzy pee.
← Also has to pee.
↓ Does not know Latin.
^is correct, i know spanish.
<is not latin.
V is a creeper.
^ yah man
<creeper
vcreeeeeeper
↑ Hell yeah.... I think??
← Peed after his last post.
↓ Is either Rozzy or GuitarBoy.
↑ Looks Jewish.
← Not Jewish.
↓ Maybe Jewish.
^ Is in denial about being Jewish
< Is semi-Jewish
V Is not
^ Is obsessed with people's religion
< Doesn't like Christmas carols
v Is going to sing 'Carol of the Bells'
^ ding fries are done
< Guitarboy
vagina
^must be forgetful
<is not... sorta.. what?
V likes stuff with things on it.
/\ L
<o
V
E
^ is adorable ^_^
< Actually said teehee while reading the comment
v Will write a ^
↑ Is wrong
← Is splendiferous
↓ Is also
↑ Went to a store once. . .
← Should be sleeping.
↓ Enjoys killing puppies.
^ :'( lies
<loves puppies
v i love you unless it's thelucid
↑ And I love you.
← Is eating oatmeal.
↓ Oedipus complex.
^ Rong.
< does not consider father a rival.
v however, does.
^has an almost unpronouncable username
< has a headache
V has herpes
^no
<pronounced ses quap ed alien
vno
^ yes.
< maybe.
v < 9000
^ Definitely
< Is a Daft Punk fan
V Is the first post after me.
∏ yah
‹ what
¥ excuse me s'il vous plaît
↑ Maybe.
← Is forever kool.
↓ Compulsively breathes in 2O molecules and exhales 2C molecules.
^ Doesn't appear to know his chemistry and biology
< Might know his chemistry and biology
v Doesn't need to worry about chemistry and biology
↑ Is wrong about me needing to know chemistry and biology
← Plans to be a pharmacist
↓ Doesn't
^ yah
<yah
v no
^ Yes
< Oh, yes
v Is a person
↑ Wishes I were a person.
← Is, in fact, a zombie.
↓ Steals toys from small children.
^ Pretends to be a zombie
< Only occationally
v Wishes s/he was a astronaut
^ meh.
< puppy kicker...
V cat kicker.
↑ No.
← Likes cats (and doesn't know much about chemistry but knows very much about biology).
↓ :D
^ Tells the future
< :D
v Is secretly sending these posts to the CIA for study
↑ What? Who told you?
← Just jumped up one paranoia factor :paranoid:
↓ Is laughing like hell
^no not really.
< indeed is.
V won't tell ^ that < did laugh like hell or else V is mean and doesn't deserve <'s love.
^ laughed like hell at ^^
< is mean, but does deserve ^'s love
V hates ^'s laugh
^ Thinks that I can hear people laughing over the interwebz.
< Slightly insane.
v = sq. rt. -1
^ is deaf
< = i
v hasn't fapped in a week
^ Is perhaps the worst imaginary thing I've ever imaginated. Buhhh.
< Is real.
V About to experience the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
^ was wrong about the roundhouse kick
< is still alive
V will die in 7 days
Yes
Is eliminating arrows from the interweb very slowly.
Wonders about my sanity....
^ could be insane
< worries about ^'s sanity
V believes fishes fly
Is correct.
Has a blimp floating in city 24/7 for weather that looks like a fish.
Again, question my sanity.
^ is correct again, though it doesn't really count
< is gay
v is gayer
^ NO U
< is some sexy meat
V envies < for his sexiness
No
Yes
Maybe
^ Oh yes!!!!!!!
< horny
V has nice feet
Thank you (I think XD).
Does not have a beard.
Is going to give me a top hat.
^ Wishes.
< I would suck this guy's... ice-cream
V Is easy to gross out.
No.
No.
No.
^ Feet.
< Feet.
v Sadomasochism.
103.141592653587292% correct.
Knows the first ten digits of Pi.
No.
^ Knows the first then digits of π
< Doesn't know the first ten digits of pi
v Can't name the first 20 prime numbers of the top of his/her head.
^ Might be wrong
< May not be that smart
V Can figure it out using Google
^ My be that smart
< Can also figure it out without using google
v Really doesn't care about prime numbers
^Right
< can name the first 20 prime numbers
V Needs a calculator to figure it out.
^ Can't to calculus.
< Can use my mad ubersweet programming skills to make my TI-84+ SE graphing calculator do it for me.
V Knows C++
^ Knows how to programe a TI-84
< knows C++
v Doesn't
^Correct
<Doesn't need a stupid TI-84 SE...I have TI-89, bitches!
VDoesn't
^ Correct
< Is mildly curious about how many people in the DV community actually programs TI calcs.
V Doesn't program a TI calc.
^ is too curious for good
< doesn't program a TI calc
V dances beautifully
^ slighty correct
< dances sluttily
V likes to watch
^ Yes
< Hell yes
V No
^meh.
< me
V not me.
^ wrong
< Rozzy
V Kromoh
^ Correct
< Kromoh
V Kromoh
^Yes
< Kromoh
V Kromoh
^ No
< Pedobear
V Catgirl
^ Kromoh
< Meow
V Kromoh
Aw man now I got post sniped.
^ Meerkat
< doesn't like cats (meh)
v Is a cat
^ almost right
< is a catboy
V is an alien
^ correct
< alien chick
V wad of paper
^ weird gay guy
< beautiful girl
V wants to get into <'s pants
^ Knows <'s deepest desires.
< Is talking really deep.
v Wants to see how deep <'s rabbit hole goes.
^ got me...
< does
V also does
^ does
< doesn't
V does, but only on friday nights after a few martinis
^ Secretly does
< Doesn't drink martinis
v Is secretly an alcoholic
^ prefers vodka
< is a true saint
V is a little devil
^ Guessed absolutely right
< Is a little angel
v Thinks the above makes sense
↑ Correct.
← Has given up on eliminating arrows.
↓ Has three eggs in their ears.
^ Incorrect
< Has 4 eggs in my ears
V Has 5 eggs in their ears.
Correct.
Has decided to continue on his master plan.
Does not approve of this.
^ Tries to eliminate arrows
< Does not approve of this
V Fapped 5 min ago
^ Incorrect
< Recently recovered his computer from near-death
V Username starts with an alphanumeric character
True.
True.
False.
^ On
< On
v Off
Contradicting, because he previously said I was on but is now saying I am off.
Just caused a contradiction.
Is awesome.
^ Is correct
< Was using electrical terms for on/off to your programming true/false
v Is now confused by what I said
^ ?
< *coughs*
V *queefs*
^ is actually a male
< is actually a male
V is actually a female
^ just contradicted self
<is a female damnitt!!!
V believes me? :?
^ is a shemale
< doesn't believe ^
V dislikes pasta
^ Is wrong
< Loves pasta
v Also likes pasta
Wrong.
Hates pasta.
Wrong.
^ Wrong
< Right
V Vanilla icecream
Damn straight.
Awesome.
Awesome.
^ Yes
< Yes
V Get off the internet and go finish your homework
^Likes GDStarfox
< Is having Subway for dinner
v Is riding in a subway
^ is a hippie
< rides a motorcycle
V rides a goldfish
Hell yeah.
Does in fact ride a goldfish.
Will ride the goldfish with me??
^ is sweet
< likes ^
V will be boggled by the scene of ^ and < riding a goldfish together
^ Confused me
< Confused
V Confused
^ Confused
< Confused
v Lolwhat?
^ Confuddled
< Confuddled
V Confuddled
^ In a house.
< Brazil
V Pedoland
^ Incorrect.
< Youssarian
V Youssarian.
^ No
< Maybe
V Definitely yes
^ Is good
< ergo cognito sum
V Played
^ gay
< straight
V gay
^ Wrong
< Straight
V Mroowww
^^ Awesome
^ Wrong
< Awesome
V Likes Britney Spears
VV Rapes little kids
^ Reminds me of C++
< Couldn't download a C++ compiler
V Isn't a rapist
^^ Is an idiot
^ Is a noob at C++
< Is a rapist
V Never fapped in his life
^ Assumes the next person is male
< Needs a life
V Wants my life
^ Needs a life
< Wants ^'s life (and body)
V Has long fingernails
^ Wrongo
< Trust me, you want neither
V On the other hand...
^ You mean the left hand? Long nails on it too
< Wants ^'s sock
V Can't dance
^ True
< Wonders why you want my sock
V Has a spare sock
^ Will give < a sock
< Has a spare sock, but wants ^'s sock
V Will give < a sock, too
< denies ^ of a sock
< is poor and can't afford sock
V donate a bunch of socks?
^ needs socks
< has a few pairs extra that can't fit an 11 US
v is tired of the sock gag...and gag.
Yes.
Plan.
Awesome.
^ correct, i am awesome.
< is awesome
V is awesomeish...
^Yeah
<awesome with an "ish"
V not awesome at all
^ is wrong
< is weirdish
V likes <'s weirdishness
^ Correct
< Still stuck on socks
V Tired of socks
^Yes
<Likes glasses
VAlso likes glasses
^ Is actually true
< Think just about everyone looks more attractive with glasses
V Prefers contacts
^ Is corrent
< Is usually to lazy to put on contacts
v Doesn't need contacts.
^ Right
< Because I have glasses
V Is online at this very moment.
^ Wrong
< Uses technopathy to post
V Wants everyone to leave Britney alone
^was not online when he posted
<LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!11!!1
Vwill not be Mario92
^ Yes
< Is acutally Kromoh
V Has an illegal alt.
^ Kromoh
< Has an alt: Mark75
V Cannot speak English
прокляните Вас марио
^является правильным
<не говорит на английском языке
Vне может прочитать это
^Made me use a translator
< Cannot speak Russian
V Can
^ habla espanol?
< speaks stuff
V has smelly pits.. ew.
^ Is mostly Mexican
< Oh... yeah, sorry. I'll go shower, then.
v Smells absolutely delicious...
^ For sure
< Will get texts from friends saying "happy new years" when itll only be 11 my time
V Won't have that problem
^ Yes
< Doesn't have texting
V Does
^ Correctamundo
< Has to work tomorrow so will watch the NYC ball drop then go to bed.
V Getting plastered tonight.
^is right
< was f-d up.
V wishes for f-d upness
^is incorrect
< wishes for order
v wishes for chaos
^ is correct
<chaotic
V not so much
^ Has a nice sig
< Is confused
\/ may disagree with me.
^ Is confused
< Agrees with ^about ^^'s sig
V Drank too much on New Year's and has a hangover
^ Incorrect
< Doesn't drink
V Did
^probably takes pride in alcoholic abstinence
< used to take pride in alcoholic abstinence
v just lost The Game
^ lost The Game before < did
< just lost The Game
V just lost his virginity
^ is... no comment
< is a virgin?
V definitely a virgin.
^ no need to point it out
< virgin
V virginer
^very correct
< is mildly surprised by Kromoh's virginity
v doesn't know Kromoh's reputation
^ Very cute
< Thinks Abra's cute
v Calls me creepy or some variation of that
^ Incorrect
< Has no work until Tuesday YAYZ!
V Has work tomorrow
^ HAHA fail
< has the most important test of his like tomorrow
V will fap twice tomorrow
^ Highly incorrect
< Graduated high school (#3 out of 249)
V Never made top 10
^ is correct
< is getting a 4.0 in college anyway
v prefers italian dressing to ranch
^ Possibly incorrect
< Needs to try more salad dressings
V Thinks salad is for carrot-nibbling wussies.
^ Yes
< Hates salad. (Grow a pair and get a steak)
V Likes steak
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...8512329060.jpg
^ Eh...
< Prefers ground beef
V Lol'ed at the pic.
^ Yup
< Carnivore
V Offended by pic
^ Nope
< Posted it
V Also lol'ed
^ is possibly sad.
< lol'd, but is vegetarian anyway
v doesn't understand what eco-vegetarians are
^ Is right
< Loves meat.. especially pork.
v Likes meat, but doesn't eat pork.
^ Incorrecto
< Will not say what I was going to say
V Wonders what I almost said
^ Claims ^ almost said something
< Doesn't believe ^ ever intended to say something else
v Would have believed ^'s lies.
^ confusing
< confused
V is probably smarter