How to horribly misquote somebody!

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 09:53 PM

Well, here is a tutorial on how to misquote somebody on DreamViews. This is still in the preliminary stages. However, this will teach you how to take a quote and turn it into WHATEVER you want. I haven't tested it myself, so bear with me. What you do with this information is your own responsibility, and I take no responsibility for your actions. Here is an example.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

I could've sworn that light was on when I left...

This example was completely manufactured by me, and Amethyst star never said that.

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 09:57 PM

Sorry Amethyst, I just needed a random example. Here is a tutorial how...

1) find the person you want to quote from. I used Amethyst Star for an example. Then, find a thread they have posted on ( If they click on the arrow to bring them to the thread it was quoted from, they will go to the original thread ). Quote them. It will bring up something like... [QUO/TE=Amethyst Star;XXXX ( some random numbers here )] . You want to copy paste it, and then type what you want at the end. At the end, you want to type or copy/paste... ([/QUOTE])

The finished product should look like [QU/OTE=Amethyst Star;XXXX] blah blah blah blah [/QUOTE] . Note the parentheses are there to keep it from actually quoting the text, they shouldn't be there if you plan to do this.

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:00 PM

You're Giving Away Too Many Secrets.

Stop.

**Bearsy** · 01-13-2009 10:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAZHAHAHA

omg lol man, seriously!

:rofl: :roflmao: :lolcano: :lollerskates: :lollercaust: :lollertopia: :lolflmao: :lulz: :lululul:

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:01 PM

lol. I take it this is one of those unwritten laws everybody know about except me?

**ExoByte** · 01-13-2009 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by oniman7

I'm dumb and shouldn't of made this thread.

am i doin it rite?

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:02 PM

At the request of Sindred, I have removed "her" quote.

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:03 PM

You're doing it right, except it's " Shouldn't have " not " shouldn't of ". I know I'm nitpicky like that ( is nitpicky a word? )

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by oniman7

See?

Fuck off.

I'm not joking now. I don't like being misquoted. That's too far.

Just don't.

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:05 PM

Whoah.... OK then. Just to let you know, everybody knows that I fabricated that quote. I'll erase it though if it will make you happy.

**Bearsy** · 01-13-2009 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Fuck joking.

I'm not misquoted now. I don't like being off. That's don't far.

Just too.

I agree completely.

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by oniman7

Whoah.... OK then. Just to let you know, everybody knows that I fabricated that quote. I'll erase it though if it will make you happy.

I think that would be best.

You're new, so I'll let it go this time, but just so you know, I don't particularly like it when I'm misquoted. It's a truth thing. I just can't stand lies. Even in jest.

So we're cool for now, but watch it.

Oh, and LOL to Elis D. xD

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:11 PM

Alright, sorry if I offended anybody. For future reference, I will keep all of my misquotes in this thread ONLY and will tell you if I am doing it. If you don't want me to, just tell me. Same goes if you post in this thread.

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

I agree completely.

That's great.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My name is Slide.

I know it's not as great as yours...

**Universal Mind** · 01-13-2009 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I love being misquoted. Give it to me, baby! Screw anybody who doesn't misquote me.

No. I refuse.

**Amethyst Star** · 01-13-2009 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I'm not joking now.

Why not?

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You're an inconsistent bastard. Be sincere for once.

Self-help hurts. :[

And I'm always joking, Ame. Always.

**Amethyst Star** · 01-13-2009 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

And I'm always jaded, Ame. Always.

I think there's a cream for that.

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

I think I have a cream for that. Need any help?

Please, Ame, I'm too tired to flirt.

**Amethyst Star** · 01-13-2009 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Please, Ame, I'm too tired to flaunt it.

Get out of this thread. Can't you see you've caused enough damage already?

**Siиdяed** · 01-13-2009 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Get out of this thread.

Okay. ;_;

**Grod** · 01-13-2009 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by oniman7

Sorry Amethyst, I just needed a random example. Here is a tutorial how...

1) find the person you want to quote from. I used Amethyst Star for an example. Then, find a thread they have posted on ( If they click on the arrow to bring them to the thread it was quoted from, they will go to the original thread ). Quote them. It will bring up something like... [QUO/TE=Amethyst Star;XXXX ( some random numbers here )] . You want to copy paste it, and then type what you want at the end. At the end, you want to type or copy/paste... ()

The finished product should look like [QU/OTE=Amethyst Star;XXXX] blah blah blah blah ] . Note the parentheses are there to keep it from actually quoting the text, they shouldn't be there if you plan to do this.

hahahiahha you are the BEST

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 11:11 PM

I love Sindred's and Amethyst's misquotes ( and I know this will be misquoted ) because they are so close to the real thing.

**oniman7** · 01-13-2009 11:56 PM

Sorry if this is a spam post... but I noticed my post count has stayed at 293 for about a week, no matter how many times I've posted, and I wanted to test it.

EDIT: Still at 293!

Time to use this for something useful...

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Get out of my head. Can't you see I love you enough already?