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    1. 01-18-2009 11:45 PM #1
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      Wink I can make my stomach growl.

      Can you?

      1. It's significantly easier to do on an empty stomach.

      2. Force in air as if you were about to burp on will.

      3. Don't burp. Swallow the air.

      4. In about 5 seconds...
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    2. 01-19-2009 01:57 AM #2
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      Do that a lot, like 6-8 times.
      And wait.
      About 20 minutes later if you keep it held in you'll let out the most massive smell-free fart that will beat your personal record of both resonance and length.
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    3. 01-19-2009 01:59 AM #3
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      The radio's playing our song ;_;
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    4. 01-19-2009 04:35 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Elis D. View Post
      Do that a lot, like 6-8 times.
      And wait.
      About 20 minutes later if you keep it held in you'll let out the most massive smell-free fart that will beat your personal record of both resonance and length.
      What a charmer.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    5. 01-19-2009 05:47 PM #5
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      Only for you, sweetie.
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