Is THAT what you're wearing to my place? |
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So....yeah ever used a pick up line on girl or guy? Or have |
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“If only I was equipped with the capacity to
utilize my brain for witty quips.”
Is THAT what you're wearing to my place? |
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Are you an angel? 'Cause I think I just died and went to heaven |
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I'm really sore from all those ninjas I killed earlier, would you massage my genitals? |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
*throws an icecube on the ground, crushes it with foot* |
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Are you Russian? Because you look like you're rushin' to me. |
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Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection. |
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White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
Sfaghsdgjasd |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eP84n-Lvw
Ich brauche keine Waffe.
Ich ermittle ausschließlich mit dem Gehirn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eP84n-Lvw
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Abraxas
Originally Posted by OldSparta
We'd be perfect for each other because we both like to be alone. |
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"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" |
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I grow more excited by every steamy 'drop dead' glance you give me! |
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You made me fall... (fall in love) hahahahaha cough cough...... |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
You make me want to consider a job. |
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I am homeless... Have some spot left for me at your place? |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
I'm concerned your sexiness will eventually make me insecure. |
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Your lips seem cold, I should warm them up with mine |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
If I was your coworker, I would consider sexually harrassing you in the nicest way. |
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Since I've met you my need to watch porno has vanished |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten i see. |
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Are you from my dream? |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
Bond. James Bond. |
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Hello. Are you a pervert, too? |
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