Have you ever put an ice cube up your bum hole?
It feels good for a second... then as the cold takes over and your sphincter tightens up you realize that it was not such a great idea.
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Have you ever put an ice cube up your bum hole?
It feels good for a second... then as the cold takes over and your sphincter tightens up you realize that it was not such a great idea.
Why stop posting here?
EGGGPLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your moms face is no dice
kooochie koochie koo.
Man of steel, you're going to love this joke...Superman was flying overhead one day and saw wonderwoman lying on her back spread eagle and naked. So he thought to himself..."Since I am faster than a speeding bullet...let's see if I burst a quickie without her noticing..." He sped down towards her at an incredible speed and began thrusting incredibly fast then flew off laughing. Wonderwoman opened her eyes, looked around and said "What was that?!" Then the Invisible man pulled out from wonderwoman and said "I don't know, but my butt sure as hell hurts." Only for you MOS ;)
That's an oldie but a goody. Unfortunately, the joke conveniently forgets that Wonder Woman is a lesbian, and that it was the Invisible Woman, going down like Motown. Though my aim was admittedly a bit off. X-ray vision just doesn't help much at that altitude.
Yes we are senseless!!!@!!!!!!!!
Nooo Noooo
I'm on the loo!!!!
Yacka yacka yacka!!!!
Beat that!!!!!
Don't think about me!!
Don't think about me!!
Here comes Doctor Giggles...
Putting ice cubes up my bum hole is one of my favorite hobbies.
Potato chips!!!
I wants me some potato CHIIPPPSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potato sheeps!!!
I wants me some potato SHEEEPPPSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yum :P
Sometimes I insert random goodies into my bum cavity.
I embrace hate today. Definitely. :(
Oh dear :hug: ... did I just do that?
Moo.
Dues ex machina.