tell me the most stupid thing you have done while being drunk

On sat night i drank heavily. I remember everything until i left the bar. My sister drove us back to her house and then i told her i was going out. By this point it was already 1:30 in the morning. I then drove myself to my friends house. I dont remember driving there. I remember being in the house for maybe 20 mins then i left.

I had about a 7 mile drive home....i dont remember any of it. I woke up the next morning in my bed, food everywhere and i guess i texted alot of people when i got home just saying "yo".

I feel sooo guilty for driving home. For all i know i could of hit someone and would never known about it. Im pretty sure i didnt due to no dents in my car but thats not the point.

I didnt leave my bed all day due to being hungover and really depressed that i drove myself home. I even checked the news to make sure there were no hit and runs over the night. There wasnt any but i still felt sooo freaking bad. I told myself i was lucky to be alive. I am still kinda paranoid a cop is going to show up at my door and say i did something horrible haha

This post is just to say "drinking and driving is really bad" and i dont plan on ever doing it again.

What are your worst drunk moments?

Well I didn't do anything dangerous, but one memorable drunken night was when I danced on a table at a bar so I could get a guy's phone number, and then later on the guy proceeded to eat my face cuz he's an idiot. The entire following week I had to go to work with a huge bruise on my face and make up some story about getting into a fight. :P

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Well I didn't do anything dangerous, but one memorable drunken night was when I danced on a table at a bar so I could get a guy's phone number, and then later on the guy proceeded to eat my face cuz he's an idiot. The entire following week I had to go to work with a huge bruise on my face and make up some story about getting into a fight. :P

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Lolwut

He ate your face?

Yeah he was like... chewing on my cheek and stuff, it was painful! :P

I sang in front of strangers. It was horrible. :(

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Yeah he was like... chewing on my cheek and stuff, it was painful! :P

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That's what you get for making out with a cannibal.



I have quite a few, but these are my biggest two:

When I was around 18 or 19, me and my friend were riding around back roads drinking in neighborhoods one night and we had a metal pipe, I smashed about 40 mailboxes that night and on our way back home we stopped at a store where i smashed out a huge window in the front of it. That glass is really thick by the way, and it doesn't feel good it if slams on your hand.

Earlier last year, like way earlier, we were partying at this place that sits right at the road in the middle of nowhere, so we were trespassing in plain sight if someone would happen to drive-by. We were all underage still, so if we got caught we'd be screwed. Everyone passed out except me and a friend, and we'd partied there a few times before and got a little wild.. so cops knew that was a party spot and we knew the checked it sometimes. Anyways around 3-4am or so I saw headlights coming that looked like a cop's headlights, I told my friend it was the cops, and everyone else was passed out and knew they'd never get up, so I jetted up a hill gunning for the woods. I ended up tripping over something, I figured it was a tree branch, or something. By that time the vehicle had stopped at where I would have been and it turned out to be just a friend, I felt where I tripped and it turned out it was a barbed wire fence that'd fell to the ground. I had 3 huge gashes on my upper thigh!!!! ._. My pants were ripped around my thigh, and bloody. Ha!

Ran from some cops. Then tried to beat them up, albeit unsuccessfully. Definately not one of my shining moments...unless you count the shiner I got from it.

I've mentioned this before, but in the interest of making this thread thorough...

Don't remember.


Get it?

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Yeah he was like... chewing on my cheek and stuff, it was painful! :P

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If you were dating me, that would never happen.

ok...

last saint patricks day i went to sleep in my room, and woke up in a different house, wearing different clothes. no clue.
my friend said that i turned up at her house and just started banging on windows and shit and yelling, and when she opened the door i just walked in, sat down and just fell asleep in her kitchen.

one of my friends had a bartending gig for his little sister not too long ago. from what i heard he just got waay too out of it, and throughout the course of the night ripped up his new shirt, got sick all over the bar that he was working on, and then tried to walk home withought any shoes on. he says he thinks he got hit by a car, because when he woke up he had bruises all over his ribs, and one of his arms was all bloody.

i love inebrients...

Mine is fairly tame. I put my umbrella up and started doffing my hat to passers-by in the supermarket. Later we saw a street performer doing magic, and there was a circle of about 50 people standing around watching him. I jumped into the middle of the circle and starting dancing and singing. I have a video of that one. :D

I probably would have done both of those whilst sober.

I've never drank before...so no drinking stories from me!

Although, when my brother invited some of his friends over to get drunk, they broke into my friends car and almost drove off with it...if I wasn't there, then they would have.

Drank some more.

Drove.





Just kidding, though I did fall off of a table one time. Granted that table was directly beside a couch, so in retrospect I wasn't quite as daring as I'd hoped to be.

Heh. Heh.

This is embarassing and equally stupid.

Me and a friend were supposed to go over one of his friend's house and party. When we get there, turns out he's just going to another party, so we tag along.

Long story short, I'm smashed like a fucking monkey. I'm at this party and I know NO one. I'm just... obliterated. I go into the house and sit down in the basement, waiting for the bathroom to open up. Then I blow chunks. Everywhere.

I don't know anyone. At all. I'm also 16, and the party is a college party. I just puked.

Wow. Embarrassing.

Well i have lots but once i danced shirtless with a Celia Cruz(cuban singer) transvestite impersonator...didnt end well.

:cooler:

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Originally Posted by esfx

If you were dating me, that would never happen.

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And if you were dating me, Mes Tarrant, that would always happen. :cooler:

On a different subject, I really haven't gotten drunk enough, or enough times, to do anything particularly stupid stupid. Those things are more likely to happen when I'm sober.

Edit: Yeah, that was weak. I really just posted because I wanted to tell Mes Tarrant that, given the chance, I'd eat her face.

well i danced all night, and grinded on people i shouldn't have grinded on, and made out with people i shouldn't have made out with... it was horrible, but awesome!!!!:banana: was there.. :P:D