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RULES:
I will start by something that is normal and happens every day.
then you must think of the worst thing that could then happen.
Then you must continue from the last person until we get a huge 'BAD DAY' story.
Please limit your reply to 2 sentences, and reply to someone elses!
This is the starter...
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A man walks into McDonalds...
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And slipped on a wet floor tile...
[Now you carry on...]
He ended up spilling his drink all over himself
And the cashier he had flirting with...
. . .Burst out laughing.
She looked at her friend and said . . .
...his fly unzipped as he fell.
"Is that a micropenis?" she asked...
He had to respond yes. The woman splits her head in half and grows a third head, where she has insect's antlers and a long tongue in the shape of a long rope. She exclaims I ATE YOUR CHILDREN. After she unzips the time space continuum, and throws him in, and jumps in after. SHe chases him through a world of dead, rotting corpses and disgusting things so nasty you can't comprehend them.
...and then he comprehends. In the sheer torment caused by this realization, he...
Decided to mutate and grow a roket launcher on one arm, a Jesus torso on his other, and two anime-swords fromt he arms of the Jesus. He asks Jesus if he will help him fight.
Jesus simply stated "I's coo'"...
"...the cashier has LAZERS!"
The cashier fires the LAZER at...
THe crazy mutant woman, who throws up a copy of herself. Damn, now Jesusarm and Cashtain Lazars have to fight two. They decide to use their...