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Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.
CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"
CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.
CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"
What happens next? You deiside!
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Was trolling Omegle with this for a while
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Forwarded from a friend....kinda creepy: FACEBOOK has agreed to let third party advertisers use your posted pictures WITHOUT your permission. Click on SETTINGS up at the top where you see the Log out link. Select PRIVACY. Then select NEWSFEEDS and WALL. Next select the tab that reads FACEBOOK ADS. There is a drop down box, select NO ONE. Then SAVE your changes. (REPOST to let your friends know!)
Spoiler for this is a long one:
I copied that off ultimate-guitar to print it
and the funy part is that tab is copletely wrong, but I didn't figure that out till I printed it out and tried it
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right, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU BITCH FUCKER, I AM ANGRY WAFFLE, NOT YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT.
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Completely off-topic, but...
I dunno where you found that article, but it's just about the biggest piece of shit I've ever read. Firstly, it is the company's job to make sure you have enough shit to work on throughout the eight (or more) hour day you're forced to sit through. If your superiors can't find enough for you to do, you're pretty much entitled to dick around until you can get something else to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liz
Second, slashing employees' hours - or even firing them, for that matter -simply for spending a few extra minutes for themselves (the break and lunch times they give you are always a fucking joke) is nothing short of cruel. Not unusual, unfortunately, but quite cruel. Do you know how financially painful it is to have hours cut? Let me put it this way: My stepdad, who recently got fired, had had his hours pretty severely cut by his dickhead boss. (Which was very inappropriate, considering my stepdad had plenty to do while at work, and always managed to do it all.) His pay was somewhere around $26/hr. Mine, on the other hand, is $10/hr, and I work full-time. Frankly, I was bringing in more per week than my stepdad up until the point that he got fired. Now that's pretty fucking sad.
Therefore, the writer of that article is a dipshit that knows nothing of financial stress, and I question your own knowledge of financial issues by the fact that you bothered to post it up.
P.S.: I'm writing this message at work. Why? Because my boss couldn't plan ahead, and now I've barely got shit to do.
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"Because you touch yourself at night.
Why am I so awesome?"
Hmm.
Alix Bromley
hehe
HYPOGLYC, ALTERED MENTAL STATUS
....uhh wow i was so not expecting THAT. 0.0
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