Jeff Goldbum is dead.

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06-26-2009, 02:05 AM
grasshoppa

Jeff Goldbum is dead.

Actor Jeff Goldblum died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - June 25, 2009.

Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming.

New Zealand, in recent years has grown in populariaty as a backdrop for Hollywood producers because of it's scenic and rugged landscape.

Recent movies filmed in New Zealand include The Lord Of the Rings, King Kong, and The Chronicles Of Narnia.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbook...1165637_10.jpg
06-26-2009, 02:07 AM
Black_Eagle

No fucking way. Gentlemen, it seems somebody's out to get our celeberties :?

Edit: And I liked that guy too.... RIP Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, and David Carradine.
06-26-2009, 02:08 AM
Phrisco

Wait...fuck! no! Not him!:shock:

He was my favorite character in Jurassic Park and other movies. He was awesome!

Fucking Death out to get everyone today.
06-26-2009, 02:10 AM
Jeff777

Jesus fucking Christ...believe anything these days guys?

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/re...blum-has-died/

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/life...0626-cywm.html

http://burrowowl.net/shimmie/get.php...polar_bear.jpg

/end_thread.
06-26-2009, 02:10 AM
Universal Mind

Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch fell and died with him.
06-26-2009, 02:11 AM
Phrisco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Jesus fucking Christ...believe anything these days guys?

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/re...blum-has-died/

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/life...0626-cywm.html

Oh thank god, I didn't know if he died or not before this thread.
06-26-2009, 02:12 AM
grasshoppa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Jesus fucking Christ...believe anything these days guys?

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/re...blum-has-died/

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/life...0626-cywm.html

http://burrowowl.net/shimmie/get.php...polar_bear.jpg

/end_thread.

God damn you!
06-26-2009, 02:12 AM
Universal Mind

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...7/oliver_l.jpg

Rest in peace.
06-26-2009, 02:13 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phrisco

Oh thank god, I didn't know if he died or not before this thread.

Google is your friend.
06-26-2009, 02:13 AM
Black_Eagle

Just Googled and returned to this thread. Yup, it's a hoax. I'm relieved though. I liked that guy.
06-26-2009, 02:15 AM
Phrisco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Google is your friend.

Well I wasn't thinking about him at all and I didn't even see that rumor until now in the first place, so I wouldn't have known.
06-26-2009, 02:17 AM
Black_Eagle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Google is your friend.

Quiet, you. Google is where the rumor surfaced first :/
06-26-2009, 02:18 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phrisco

Well I wasn't thinking about him at all and I didn't even see that rumor until now in the first place, so I wouldn't have known.

It's alright, you had a get out of jail free card so no verbal harm shall befall you. :chuckle:
06-26-2009, 02:35 AM
Taosaur

There will never be a sequel to Pittsburgh! :damnit:
06-26-2009, 02:36 AM
CoLd BlooDed

Bill Nye also died today in a massive vinegar-baking soda experiment gone awry.
06-26-2009, 02:41 AM
Taosaur

I died today. Little is known about the exact circumstances, but people close to me say it involved playing outside during a tornado.
06-26-2009, 02:44 AM
Zhaylin

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp

I am SO glad this wasn't true! I couldn't handle another character switch in Law and Order! He does a great job in the show.
06-26-2009, 02:46 AM
Odd_Nonposter

The First Dog died today after choking on a Milk Bone this evening around 9:30 pm EDT. No word yet of a police investigation, as it's a goddamn fucking dog. Get over it.
06-26-2009, 02:48 AM
Jeff777

May I propose a lock of this thread or a move to SB?
06-26-2009, 02:49 AM
Black_Eagle

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Bill Nye also died today in a massive vinegar-baking soda experiment gone awry.

Oh the humanity, it's true! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28326

/satire
06-26-2009, 02:53 AM
grasshoppa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

May I propose a lock of this thread or a move to SB?

Off with your head! And your pseudo-mod shenanigans.
06-26-2009, 02:54 AM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

May I propose a lock of this thread or a move to SB?

SB would make sense, but I hope the mods don't kill this thread. It is hilarious.
06-26-2009, 03:00 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Off with your head! And your pseudo-mod shenanigans.

Says the boy who cried wolf. :P
06-26-2009, 03:07 AM
grasshoppa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Says the boy who cried wolf. :P

Just playin :banana:
06-26-2009, 03:13 AM
panta-rei

ass.
06-26-2009, 03:28 AM
Taosaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delphinus

ass.

Is this the part where we proclaim our love of ass?

Ass!
06-26-2009, 03:29 AM
grasshoppa

Shake that booty.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...t64/BigAss.jpg
06-26-2009, 03:33 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Shake that booty.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...t64/BigAss.jpg

This post...

Sealed the fate of your thread. It's going to SB. -faps-
06-26-2009, 03:34 AM
Taosaur

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...ats_racist.gif
06-26-2009, 04:11 AM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Shake that booty.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...t64/BigAss.jpg

If that picture has not already been posted in the Super WTF thread, it's about to be.
06-26-2009, 05:51 AM
tnemrot

CAN'T UNSEE.
ADBLOCK ADBLOCK ADBLOCK ADBLOCK
lol Jeff
06-26-2009, 07:27 AM
Man of Steel

Damn, you scared me. Jeff Goldblum is my MAN, not sure I could handle it if he went out in any other way than mutating into a giant fly.
06-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Desert Claw

what the hell is he doing in new zealand exactly? thats what i would like to know.
06-26-2009, 03:23 PM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desert Claw

what the hell is he doing in new zealand exactly? thats what i would like to know.

Dying.
06-26-2009, 04:15 PM
ClouD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Dying.

Hahaha
06-26-2009, 08:49 PM
Siиdяed

Geff Joldbum was a monster for our ages.
06-27-2009, 12:56 AM
Xyn

Lol, he is not really dead.

http://horiwood.com/2009/06/26/jeff-goldbum-dead-not/
06-27-2009, 01:03 AM
♥Mark

What a terrible rumour to start. Imagine how scared he must have been thinking he was dead. I hope someone has told him it's a hoax.
06-27-2009, 01:04 AM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

What a terrible rumour to start. Imagine how scared he must have been thinking he was dead. I hope someone has told him it's a hoax.

Paul McCartney has believed he is dead since 1966. Elvis Presley thinks he is still alive.
06-27-2009, 01:13 AM
Odd_Nonposter

But how is he both dead and the walrus at the same time?
06-27-2009, 01:23 AM
Phrisco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xyn

Lol, he is not really dead.

http://horiwood.com/2009/06/26/jeff-goldbum-dead-not/

We already know. That's why this was moved to SB.
06-27-2009, 05:26 AM
guitarboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter

But how is he both dead and the walrus at the same time?

Because the walrus was the second Paul, but does that mean John was the beagle thing?
QFT.
Elvis is alive, he's just still trying to take that crap.
06-27-2009, 06:30 AM
Man of Steel

Elvis is in a nursing home in Texas, killing mummies.
06-27-2009, 08:07 AM
Man of Shred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Elvis is in a nursing home in Texas, killing mummies.

Bubba ho-tep lol.
06-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Man of Steel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Bubba ho-tep lol.

Bruce Campbell for the win.
06-27-2009, 12:40 PM
Desert Claw

Quote:

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Dying.

and he failed.
06-27-2009, 07:39 PM
panta-rei

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Bubba ho-tep lol.

<3
06-28-2009, 09:14 PM
ChrissyMaria

wow thats lame i thought this was true, whoever is making these fake death articles up should deserve death themselves.
06-28-2009, 09:51 PM
grasshoppa

Quote:

Originally Posted by guerilla

wow thats lame i thought this was true, whoever is making these fake death articles up should deserve death themselves.

harsh.

People who think people deserve a premature death for pretending people have died deserve death themselves.
06-29-2009, 04:10 AM
Taosaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

harsh.

People who think people deserve a premature death for pretending people have died deserve death themselves.

People who think people should be put to death for wishing death on people who pretend people have died should just die.
06-29-2009, 04:18 AM
♥Mark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taosaur

People who think people should be put to death for wishing death on people who pretend people have died should just die.

Grtr we jp afaun...
06-29-2009, 04:31 AM
Man of Steel

I agree with Mark.

In that I have no idea what he said, but it's better than what the rest of you lot said.
06-29-2009, 04:41 AM
♥Mark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I agree with Mark.

In that I have no idea what he said, but it's better than what the rest of you lot said.

Tjat's wgst ipo sau, yjrn i[o ,yte mw in vhst.
06-29-2009, 07:01 AM
Man of Steel

Okay, now he's annoying too.
06-29-2009, 03:43 PM
tommo

Richard Wilkins (morning show presenter) thought he hit the fucking goldmine with a trifecta of celebrity deaths. HAHA apparently the website it came off said at the bottom The content of this website is 100% fabricated. Didn't hear about this but I heard it on a comedy news show here. Fucking hilarious lol, watta dick that guy is....
07-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Desert Claw

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommo

Richard Wilkins (morning show presenter) thought he hit the fucking goldmine with a trifecta of celebrity deaths. HAHA apparently the website it came off said at the bottom The content of this website is 100% fabricated. Didn't hear about this but I heard it on a comedy news show here. Fucking hilarious lol, watta dick that guy is....

lol. did you watch that him on the colbert report? apparently the dead can twitter!

...:paranoid:
07-02-2009, 02:26 PM
tommo

Lol thanks for the tip, just watched it on the site. Here's the link if anyone else wants to watch it. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...will-be-missed

Apparently media watch did a thing too, gonna go watch that now :P
07-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Desert Claw

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommo

Lol thanks for the tip, just watched it on the site. Here's the link if anyone else wants to watch it. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...will-be-missed

Apparently media watch did a thing too, gonna go watch that now :P

thanks for the link, I was trying to look for it.

oh yeah, breaking news! Richard Wilkins has died from falling off a cliff!

:eek:
07-05-2009, 04:42 PM
tommo

haha i get it.:lol:
07-06-2009, 04:25 PM
Desert Claw

stole it from carrie bickmore, I am horrible at making up my own jokes lol

...

I've gotta find some 'carrie at the newdesk' links. she is hilarious :D
ahem... its really old, but still good.
07-06-2009, 05:00 PM
tommo

Blue screen technique? wtf? Anyway.... Yeah that's the only funny bit of rove. Plus when pete comes on.

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