Mlia

**Keresztanya** · 07-09-2009 01:43 AM

Today, I snuck into my house through the back door and went upstairs. My sister was calling somebody, so I picked up the other house phone to listen in. She was calling me. I still felt like a spy. MLIA

Today, I recorded a cool new voicemail on my phone. I purposefully didn't answer it all day so people would have to listen to it. MLIA.

Today, I was bored so I changed my cursor to a banana. Then I made people on youtube videos eat the banana. I think they enjoyed it. MLIA.

I love this site.

**Tyler** · 07-09-2009 02:08 AM

Haha those are funny

**Keresztanya** · 07-09-2009 02:11 AM

Yeah, I like this site because I think most of the stuff on here is true, unlike FML where everyone just makes shit up.

**no-Name** · 07-09-2009 03:29 AM

God yes<3
Love love love this one, great stuff.

**tnemrot** · 07-09-2009 03:37 AM

Today, I played an online tennis game. I grunt whenever my character hits the ball to help him hit it harder. I think it worked. MLIA

Today I was looking at a friend's profile on Facebook when they commented on my status. I felt like we had a connection because we were stalking each other at the same time. MLIA.

**Abra** · 07-09-2009 03:56 AM

I didn't start this with "Today" and didn't end this with "MLIA" and nothing bad happened.

**Zhaylin** · 07-09-2009 04:04 AM

hahahaa. Those are so great! Thanks for sharing

"Today, I dropped a penny and it landed tails-up. I flipped it over and left it there so the person who found it would have good luck. I felt that this constituted my good deed for the day. MLIA"

**tnemrot** · 07-10-2009 03:34 AM

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.

Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA

Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA

Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA.

Last night, my dad walked in on my girlfriend and me. He asked if he could join in. We were playing rock band. MLIA.

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

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**Invader** · 07-10-2009 03:42 AM

"Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA."

That's clever. I laughed.

**Bayside** · 07-10-2009 03:45 AM

I was reading these earlier. This site is much more funny that fmylife.com.... Honestly, I don't doubt that most of the things on fmylife are actually true, because I've had a couple of those moments that I could post on that site that seem totally stupid, and too ridiculous to be true, but they are. I just don't find them nearly as funny as these for whatever reason.

**Keresztanya** · 07-10-2009 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bayside

I was reading these earlier. This site is much more funny that fmylife.com.... Honestly, I don't doubt that most of the things on fmylife are actually true, because I've had a couple of those moments that I could post on that site that seem totally stupid, and too ridiculous to be true, but they are. I just don't find them nearly as funny as these for whatever reason.

Same here. Even if some of them are true, they're hardly total fuckups, I think that site is just full of whiny teens.

**slayer** · 07-10-2009 05:35 AM

I love how it's just those "little things" that make life so great

**no-Name** · 07-10-2009 06:06 AM

MoS just capatalized the second N in my username. This is one of the highest points of my day. MLIA.

**Keresztanya** · 07-10-2009 07:36 AM

When I went to read the topic I saw "no-Name" as the last post. I was wondering what happened to the second N. Now I feel phsychic. MLIA

**hellohihello** · 07-10-2009 08:05 AM

Who wants to copy pasta this?

I just learned my dad had a vasectomy and I am an oopsie baby, I was sad. MLIA

Here is one just for the thread because they wouldn't get it.

Every time I see someone with a Banana in their signature I instantly not like them. I then go on for a minute and say OMG STFU MAN YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. Then I realize, people say that about me. MLIA

**Keresztanya** · 07-10-2009 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

I just learned my dad had a vasectomy and I am an oopsie baby, I was sad. MLIA

That's not average, that's more like an FML.

**Liz** · 07-10-2009 06:07 PM

Today, on a website about chipmunks, I discovered a quiz on their diet. I did not select gumballs. I felt smug. MLIA

**ClouD** · 07-10-2009 06:59 PM

Today a bum at the train station told me about his dilemma of having to choose between having sex with his wife or his ex-girlfriend that night. He also asked me if I thought it was going to rain. MLIA

EDIT: I found this event actually incredibly funny in retrospect when I got on the train after.

**hellohihello** · 07-10-2009 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

That's not average, that's more like an FML.

I submit some to FML but I never get chosen.

**Catbus** · 07-10-2009 10:03 PM

Today my girlfriend sent me a text saying I should be more assertive. So I replied in all caps. MLIA

I LIKE THE WAY THIS MAN/WOMAN THINKS.

**hellohihello** · 07-10-2009 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Catbus

I LIKE THE WAY THIS MAN/WOMAN THINKS.

WIN!

**Man of Steel** · 07-11-2009 06:45 AM

Today I spent an hour on Omegle impersonating the Mad Hatter, and making pretend tea with strychnine in it, then saying it was "to die for." MLIA.

**slayer** · 07-11-2009 07:05 AM

Here's one I submitted:

Today was my birthday. All my family members told me "Happy Birthday!" Later that night I checked Facebook to see that I had 4 friends tell me "Happy Birthday". Seeing non-family members on Facebook tell me Happy Birthday made me feel like I had friends. MLIA.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I should have said "...made me feel like I was special." instead of "...had friends." I guess it's ok...