i cant even imagine shorts that make the wearer look like a mummy, tornado, or both... |
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I was trying on new board shorts the other day, and asked if she liked them. She glanced down and casually replied, "They kind of make you look like a mummy. Or, maybe a tornado." Correct answer! I'm going to wear them every damn day for the rest of my life. |
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i cant even imagine shorts that make the wearer look like a mummy, tornado, or both... |
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Hard to imagine, I know. It is like somebody telling you that your new shoes make you look like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or a Laser Beam. |
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Dude, you have an amazing girlfriend. This is going to be my Robot_Butler quote of the month. |
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I've worn these shorts the the gym a few times this week. I'm surprised that nobody else has commented. Maybe they're not as superpowered as I thought. |
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So, when someone snatches my pants while I'm bench pressing, I will know they have been noticed. |
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pics or it didnt happen :3 |
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I want pics of mummy tornado shorts... if not I'll settle for TRex Laser Beam shoes. |
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