Simple,
Pick the persons death who posted above you for example.
"You will die being sat on by Rosie O'Donnell"
btw I searched didn't 't see any threads like this one.
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Simple,
Pick the persons death who posted above you for example.
"You will die being sat on by Rosie O'Donnell"
btw I searched didn't 't see any threads like this one.
You will drown in a vat of hot mustard
You will die after eating a poison banana.
You will slip on a banana and fall down a flight of stairs :D
You will eat so much..that you die zomgz O_o
You will die surrounded by friends and family after a long and prosperous life.
You will die by the chicken in your avatar.
Kizas chicken \ avatar will still be hungry because Kiza is too small to fill him up so the chicken will then come and eat you xD.
You'll die because 50 women thought you were an extremely rich bachelor, so they fought over you and you died in the process.
death by octopus dragging you underwater then cracking open your skull and eating you
lsd inspired, windowjumping suicide
You will be chained to the floor of a treadmill going forward at 20 miles per hour towards a chainsaw at neck level. With a meat grinder behind it.
A bag of money that weighs a metric ton will fall on you and crush you to death. Your remains are remove from the sidewalk with a spatula
You will be struck by lightening while walking on a bridge above a road. The lightening strike will cause you to fall down, and hit the road, passing out. While on the road a car will run you over, and you will be transported to the hospital. While recovering, you'll discover you're now severely allergic to peanuts, dying in the process.
An angel will come and pick you up to take you to heaven, Decide you smell like shit, And drop you to hell.
you will walk down into the subway then trip and fall down the steps get bumped around by the crowd of people until you fall into the dooway of the train. the doors close and you get trapped the train then moves forward and scraped you onto the concreate wall snapping your spine and splattering your remains on the wall
You will be stung in the heart by a sting ray.
that sting ray will float away from me and leap onto you stinging you in the lungs
you r stupid lol
Your entire life will be annulled by translation from actuality to potentiality in an unfortunate run-in with a wholly conceptual entity of animal intelligence, descended from the Victorian argument for vivisection.
Thou wilt be strung by thine ankles to a pole, upon which though wilt be spun around 'till blood, flowing and red, courses through the orifices upon thine face..
You will be transported to any of 1 million animes and blown to bits by some huge energy blast (they all have them:P).
You'll be thinking about the next book you'd like to read when your heart stops on the dialysis machine. Your body is resuscitated and remain alive for nearly a week, but you never regain consciousness.
Sorry Taosaur, but it's spontaneous rectal inversion for you!