OK....I don't quite believe that.
Come on, it wasn't THAT funny.
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I love this one:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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BTW, I C what U did there, Fabio. Could have been worded better though.
Chuck Norris can just walk into Mordor.
onnnnnnne is the looooonliest nuumber...........
onnnnnnnne is not a number a all. It is letters.
Mordor?
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How do you get down from an elephant?
you don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a bird, silly!
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
That it's close to LSD
If Chuck Norris were to spontaneously fuse with Mark Twain, an afro and a robot would somehow come into the mix.
Oh, yeah. It is just a coincidence.
I just downloaded about two dozen airplanes, and I'm still going strong! :banana:
Hi Mario ;)
I've got another 170 gigs to fill here!
Hi, LDS. :)
Yeah, each airplane takes up the same space as, say, a common mp3 file.
New years eve Rudolph is on :D