It has an exoskeleton.
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It has an exoskeleton.
It looks like a bug.
Wait. Don't arachnids count as bugs?
Make up your mind people.
It's either bug and insect.
Or neither bug nor insect.
Who even says nor anymore?
And what's the deal with either and neither.
The english language is made of fail.
Hmm. I should change my signature of something.
It's getting old.
Or at least spice it up with a banner or something.
I have 4 GBs of DDR3
My computer is faster than yours
Maybe I should change my avatar too.
This means I post faster than you
My computer is more of a douchebag than yours.
This means you will NEVER beat me
But no matter what.
You can NEVER beat the 15 second limit.
My computer runs Crysis at full graphics strength
Who the hell put it there anyway?
So suck on that one a bit
Screw graphics.
Put it in your mouth...
Swirl it around...
Screw every pixel of them.
Enjoy the taste
My computer is made of slow posting fail.
You have to post 138 times
Before I post again
If my spastastic fingers put effort into not typing like a seizing monkey.
If you desire to beat me
I could type faster too.
That's it. Time to unleash my inner spammer.
Inner>
SPAMMMMMER!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!
Dammit.
Elis.
Computer memory sabotaging me like that.
That's low.
Even for you.
That one actually loaded.
teehee
You like?
I've got about 1,000 of those.
Some are even .gifs
You should post all of them on one page.
Godammit Elis. That murdered my computer.
That was lower than a roundhouse kick to the balls.
Hahahaha, win.
Lolz
Ah. You can just feel the future revenge in the air.
Revenge will be swift.
And what's funny is, I didn't take that time to spam
I totally could have gotten about 30 posts in
My computers near death shall not be in vain.
I should have never.
Revealed.
My.
Weakness.
1666.
1667. That sounds important also.
Yes.
Blah.
Spamming.
Is.
Fun.
Words.
It's on now.
IT'S OOOOONNNNNN!!!i!!
I love hiding a lowercase I in exclamation points.
It makes life worth it.
Like acorns.
To squirrels and chipmunks.
Hmm. Chipmonk.
They practice nutism.
They pray to Nutah.
They are known as nutists.
Yitler killed the Yews.
The yolocaust was tragic.
Yitler was a yazi.
Hail Yitler.
He invented the yoltswagon.
Yadolf Yitler.
His pet cat was known as Kiytler.
He led the Meoyazis.
Blah.
Magic cocoa beans grow inside jupiters core.
The dancing banana lives in the superstring dimension.
But sometimes they dance too wildly.
And phase into our dimension.
:banana:
See, he phased right into our dimension.
Get back in your own dimension dancing banana.
Go play with the superstrings.
I like rambling about random stuff I make up on the spot.
There are special crystals in jupiter's core.
They are transparent and golden.
The magic cocoa beans grow on them.
I should write a book.
There is a shiny red liquid inside jupiter's core.
It's hell to get to jupiter's core though.
It's surrounded with millions of miles of dense toxic extremely dangerous clouds.
It's very warm in jupiter's core.
About 200 degrees.
The surface of Jupiter's core is a lot like a terrestrial planet outer crust.
But smaller.
And cloudier.
And deadlier.
The innards of the core is where things really start getting awesome.
Jupiter's ring is awesome too.
I have yet to write about why it is though.
Hmm.
Purhaps magic space cheese.
Secreted from magic space cow utters without the cows attached to the ring.
The moon has blood.
Magic moon blood.
Hmm. What else.
The great red spot is something I should write about too.
Ooh, neptune would be a good subject aswell.
It's weird as hell.
It's ring is all screwed up. It's rotation is all screwed up.
It's color is weird also.
There are so many things wrong with neptune.
It's the retarded brother of the gas giants.
It's not even all that big.
Compared to near sun scale planets like jupiter and saturn.
I wonder if neptune even has moons.
Jupiter has loads of them.
It doesn't even know what to do with them all.
Also. I remember that one moon, that looked like the freaking death star.
What's up with that?
It was discovered after the death star was created too.
I think darth vader wants to nuke one of our planets.
The Sol system will never be the same.
Mars should smash it's moons together and make some rings.
It's not like it needs the moons.
It could use some fancy rings though.
I know it has that whole water thing going for it.
But it should have some good rings too.
Not that lazy inviso-ring jupiter has.
But some big hardy saturn like rings.
Also, what's the deal with mercury?
It sucks. It's barely a planet.
It's like the sun's moon.
Mercury is the sun's bitch. It gets a little bigger and obliterates mercury.
It has a jet of sun stuff hit it and it blows straight up.
There's a tiny shift in it's orbit and the sun eats it.
It doesn't have moon even.
Even PLUTO has a moon.
And it's pluto. It's not even a planet and it has moon.
Pick up the pace mercury.
Just get a piece of rock that comes near the sun and use it.
It's not that hard.
Honestly.
Also. What's venus' problem?
It's a wannabe gas giant.
It's like it's earth's brother.
c-c-c-c-combobreaker!!
But then it ate too many burritoes.
You're lucky
I can't be online for a while
And farted itself an atmostsphere.
So you have some time to be a loser
Hmm?
A loser?
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes
working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man.
No purpose or place.
We have no Great War.
No Great Depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires
Meh. I have important stuff to do. I'll leave you here to stew in your own failed win.
and movie gods
and rock stars
but we won't.
We're slowly learning that fact.
And we're very, very pissed off.
**intermission**
And then they lived happily ever after.
http://www.robertflorczak.com/books/...yEverAfter.jpg
... until he and his twin were eaten by sharks.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/8...7143dc4cb6.jpg
... and she became a dominatrix.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...Dominatrix.jpg
The End
Or is it?
Find out in the sequel.
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yes, I'm one of those twilight people. :D
OH SHI- Did you know CoLd BlooDed will be in the new movie?