I'm staying in Salt Lake City.
WTF DO I DO
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I'm staying in Salt Lake City.
WTF DO I DO
Hide.
But not in a house. They will come to your door. They will find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
Just don't make any black friends while there. The mormons will notice. O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by WakataDreamer
Put on a white shirt with black dress pants, dress shoes, and a black tie. Blend in, become one with the crowd. The sun will shine on the 4th set on the 4th night, signaling the time to strike.
Right SATAN on your chest and run around naked. They'll die from shock.
South Park says that Mormons are nuts but at least they're very nice nuts people.
Drink coffee. They WILL leave you alone. My neighbors are mormon, they are delicious cooks and one was my best friend up until junior high or so. My spanish tutor is mormon and he is pretty cool too.
who cares?
They wont care if you drink coffee or smoke. If you study with them they'll strongly encourage you to stop, but the ones I've met aren't in to bashing strangers :lol:
Put up a "No trespassing/No soliciting" sign. I'm not sure about the Mormons but Jehovah's Witnesses will go to houses with "no soliciting" (we're not trying to make money) but we avoid "no trespassing" like the plague because of legal reasons. But if your address is displayed they'll probably write you a letter :D
I would guess the Mormons operate in a similar fashion.
But if you do have one come to your door just firmly, yet politely tell them you're not interested and you'd like to be placed on their "Do not return" list.
tell them how dumb their religion is.
-rolls up a newspaper and lightly hits Michael on the nose with it three times- No...no...no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
- Get a few steel plates.
- Etch them with some scrawly-lookin' letters.
- Bind together with wire.
- Paint them gold.
- Display on front lawn.
But then they'll make me their new leader.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter
And I'm a "mainstream Protestant radical." :P
Teach them Judo, by applying the ground to their faces.
Salt Lake city isn't too bad when it comes to Mormons. Drive about 20 minutes North in my direction; Between Farmington and Ogden, and you'll have reached the heart of their operations. Where I live, there are 34 Mormon churches in a just 5 mile radius of my house.
It's really not all that bad though...I'll leave them alone if they leave me alone.