I asked GOD to do something big within the next couple days just to show the world he's here.
Dated 08/02/2009
Lock 08/05/2009
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I asked GOD to do something big within the next couple days just to show the world he's here.
Dated 08/02/2009
Lock 08/05/2009
lol
Good luck with that, bro.
I dislike threats.
But good luck convincing him to do that too. bro. Even I know God doesn't do outrageous things, if he did, what would be the point of Faith?
Man, your prayer worked. Several major things have happened. I just found this on Yahoo.
Celeb slip-ups and splits
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Oh man, something totally happened. I turned into a girl
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....not really.
And how do you plan on proving your facts to me?
Rev. 12:7-10 L27IV
7 And war broke out in heaven: Michelangelo, and his angels battled with the shredder and his angels battled back.8 but he was not strong enough and no place was found for him in heaven. 9 So he was hurled into the sewers and the foot clan with him. 10 And then I heard a loud voice in heaven say: "Shhhuuuredderrrr we muuust eeewwpen the peeeurrrtal to dimeeenshaaan EXX"
I have all the proof I need from the Bible.
bro
Oooooo Ooooooo ! I have one! Can you ask him to behave with compassion and cure sick people, end war and just generally make the universe a kick ass place to be for us humans?
In short, can you ask him to behave like he gives a flying fuck at a rolling hula hoop about us? Because that would be pretty big.
I can't find my shoes lol
I haven't been able to find my shoes since summer started. It's a good thing I work on the family nursery, so I can just wear my sandals. Happens every year....
@UM. That's a good point. Maybe he could just drop twenty pounds of weed at everyones feet...Nice fluffy headies mind you. That would be bigger (literally) than just some brick from mexico.
To senseless!
Well it's in the right forum at least
lol
Being god sounds like good work if you can get it. You don't have to do shit! I wonder if they're hiring. What sort of qualifications do you think they ask for?
god just showed me his never-ending penis and told me not to worry, and that it will all be ok. he said all i need to do it bow down and take whatever comes.
turns out god is homosexual..... no wonder there is no god's wife.
are u stupid?
are you?
we all are, in one way or another
If bill clinton didn't try to sleep with one of those reporters on the way back from north korea, I would accept that as god doing something really big to fulfill Lucky27's request. I think that thats our last hope though. Time's about run out.
Hey it's 8/5/09 lock this shit up