Can I Tap That?

**AmazeO XD** · 08-09-2009 07:30 AM

If you've ever been to canitapthat.com, you know how hilarious it is. But some people don't know that it actually started because of a forum thread.

I thought it'd be funny to see what the people at DV could do with it.

For anyone who doesn't know what "canitapthat.com" is, or what the deal is with it, here's the idea.

1. You text a girl (or guy) you and ask them if you can "tap that".
2. See what they say, and post a response.

It's funnier if you act witty and joking about it. Not actually trying to get a piece of ass from it.

But that being said, there's really only two outcomes... you actually get some or we come out with a laugh.

I'll start. These are two I did. One is to a girl I know, another was to my best friend (who is a guy, by the way).

To the girl

Me: Hey, I got a question.
Her: ok
Me: So, can I tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: You gonna let me tap that or what?
Her: Are you drunk again?
Me: Oh god, nevermind.

To my best friend
(this just goes to show the kind of humor we have)

Me: Hey, I got a question.
Him: ?
Me: When can I tap that ass?
Him: NOW.
Me: Can I use honey mustard dipping sauce as lube?
Him: Fuck yes you can.
Me: It's on like Donkey Kong.

Haha, have fun guys.

**Jeff777** · 08-09-2009 07:48 AM

You know what? I thought about posting this thread for the past three days (ask Spartiate xD) but decided against it. I'm glad you did...it'd be interesting to read some of these responses (pre-supposing they're not faked).

**AmazeO XD** · 08-09-2009 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Jeff777

You know what? I thought about posting this thread for the past three days (ask Spartiate xD) but decided against it. I'm glad you did...it'd be interesting to read some of these responses (pre-supposing they're not faked).

You know what? I was trying to think of something really witty to put on the actual website, but I found it's MUCH funnier when you actually do it.

**Black_Eagle** · 08-09-2009 08:20 AM

I't's 2:00 AM and I'm bored. No better way to spend your time.

Me: Yo, can I tap that?
Him: What the?
Me: You didn't answer the question.
Him: Ok, no.
Him: Now what are you talking about?
Me: This is Michelle right?
Him: ...you are a fucking idiot Eason faillllll.
Me: Dayum. My bad.
Him: M E R I A N, Merian that's who. HAHAHHAAH how the hell do you mix that up? AND ITS TWO IN THE MORNING!
Me: Man it's a Saturday.
Him: Do I look like a Michelle to you? Sounds to me like you need to get your little drunk, high, OR NO CRACK ass to bed and stop bothering Michelle.
Me: Do you have Christina's number?

**AmazeO XD** · 08-09-2009 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

I't's 2:00 AM and I'm bored. No better way to spend your time.

Me: Yo, can I tap that?
Him: What the?
Me: You didn't answer the question
Him: ok, no
Him: Now what are you talking about?
Me: This is Michelle right?
Him: ...you are a fucking idiot eason faillllll
Me: Dayum. My bad.
Him: M E R I A N, merian thats who. HAHAHHAAH how the hell do you mix that up? AND ITS TWO IN THE MORNING
Me: Man its a saturday.
Him: Do I look like a michelle to you? sounds to me like you need to get your little drunk, high, OR NO CRACK ass to bed and stop bothering michelle can't taping that

Bad grammar and all XD

LOL.

**Black_Eagle** · 08-09-2009 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

LOL.

I cleaned it up a bit with the edit. I also added a bit more of the conversation 'cause it went on after I posted.

**AmazeO XD** · 08-10-2009 02:11 AM

The one I did with my best friend (honey mustard dipping sauce) made it up on the actual site. haha.

**oniman7** · 08-21-2009 01:00 AM

Can I do it over Facebook?

EDIT: One of my friends, Alex. He's a guy though. Nobody else was on. -_-

Dakota
Hey, Alex, you there?
8:02pmAlex
yessir
8:02pmDakota
Can I ask you a question?
8:02pmAlex
sure thing
8:02pmDakota
Can I tap that?
8:02pmAlex
anytime anywhere
8:02pmDakota
Great.
Let me know.
8:02pmAlex
cool

**Abra** · 08-21-2009 01:45 AM

[7:23:22 PM] me: Can I tap that?
[7:23:29 PM] nameless: Hell yes
[7:23:32 PM] nameless: only if you use your penis though
[7:23:38 PM] nameless: I found out a couple days ago I was gay
[7:23:39 PM] me: Abra taps that
[7:23:44 PM] nameless: :3
[7:23:54 PM] nameless: well that was fun, what's next?

[7:20:57 PM] me: Gryphon
[7:21:01 PM] me: I have a question
[7:21:31 PM] Gryphon: Yes
[7:21:32 PM] Gryphon: What
[7:21:33 PM] Gryphon: OH
[7:21:35 PM] Gryphon: What classes are you taking?
[7:21:44 PM] Gryphon: I mean uh what's your question
[7:21:52 PM] me: ...
[7:21:56 PM] me: Can I tap that?
[7:22:03 PM] Gryphon: ...tap...?
[7:22:07 PM] me: yeah
[7:22:09 PM] me: can I?
[7:22:19 PM] Gryphon: No...?
[7:22:23 PM] me: 'kay
[7:22:31 PM] Gryphon: Were you just checking?
[7:22:33 PM] me: yes
[7:22:42 PM] Gryphon: Now that that's settled then.

**Jeff777** · 08-22-2009 07:41 AM

Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Tor I have a question
Tor Loves Dylan says:
Okay, whats up?
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Can I tap that?
Tor Loves Dylan says:
Haha
why all of a sudden are you asking?
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Just want to know what my chances are
So is that a yes?
Tor Loves Dylan says:
Sorry, kinda taken
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
But if you weren't
Can I tap that
Tor Loves Dylan says:
Hm probably not

----

[Jeff777] 1:34 am: Hey Lulian
[Jeff777] 1:34 am: I have a question
[Jeff777] 1:34 am: a serious one
[Lulian] 1:34 am: Hey Jeff :V
[Lulian] 1:34 am: Shoot
[Jeff777] 1:35 am: Can i tap that?
[Lulian] 1:35 am: Whatcha want to be tappin'?
[Jeff777] 1:35 am: You know
[Jeff777] 1:35 am: tap that
[Lulian] 1:35 am: Maybe if you scrub scrub scrub all
the floors in Hyrule
[Jeff777] 1:36 am: so
[Jeff777] 1:36 am: Can I tap that?
[Lulian] 1:36 am: Tis not be pronz, Commander
Frostingcake
[Jeff777] 1:36 am: what?
[Lulian] 1:36 am: You have lost the game.
[Lulian] 1:36 am: Good day.

----

[Jeff777] 1:36 am: hey klutch
[Jeff777] 1:36 am: I have a serious
question
[kingofclutch] 1:36 am: WHAT
[Jeff777] 1:36 am: Can i tap that
[kingofclutch] 1:37 am: do it
[kingofclutch] 1:37 am: do it now
[Jeff777] 1:37 am: lol
[kingofclutch] 1:37 am: TAP IT
[kingofclutch] 1:37 am: not too hard though
[Jeff777] 1:38 am: Taps that.

**Bearsy** · 08-22-2009 07:53 AM

dblpstban

**Jeff777** · 08-22-2009 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

dblpstban

What double post?

Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
tara you there
Taraaaa JADE!! says:
grow a vagina and then you can tap dat, homie.
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
;_;
Taraaaa JADE!! says:
ZING!

**Jeff777** · 08-22-2009 07:39 PM

Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Hey Ganna
Ganna says:
hii
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
How are you?
Ganna says:
i is ok
and u?
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Good
So I have a question that warrants a serious answer
Ganna says:
k
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Can I tap that?
Ganna says:
LMAO
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
Is that a yes?
Ganna says:
LOL
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
C'mon, I'm a busy man
Can i tap that
Ganna says:
lmao ur a busy man?
i will just evade the question xD
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
I need to know what my chances are. So can I?
Ganna says:
welll i dont let people 'tap that'
LOL
Jeff - I wish I could fly, I know I could save us somehow...you thought you were safe and sound but you need a hero now. says:
But what about me?
Ganna says:
lmao NO ONE
but ty for the compliment?

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 09-02-2009 01:18 AM

TFIIB: Guys.

TFIIB: I hav a question.

puppylover77: what is your question

TFIIB: And it NEEDS a srs answer.

puppylover77: ok what is it

TFIIB: Can I tap that??

crazysyco413: Of course.

puppylover77: what?

crazysyco413: But not puppylover77, she's on her period.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 09-03-2009 12:54 AM

TFIIB: Hi.

TFIIB: Can I ask u a question??

TFIIB: But it NEEDS a serious answer.

Tatical_Assassin: You already used up your question.

waking_rose: shoot. lol

TFIIB: Can I tap that??

bryanq3:

TFIIB: That is not an answer.

TFIIB: So....

TFIIB: Can I?>

TFIIB: *??

TFIIB: Well??

TFIIB: CAN I TAP THAT?!?!?!?!

TFIIB: CAN I FUKKING TAP THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

bryanq3: yes.

TFIIB: Awesome.

TFIIB: So....

TFIIB: What am I tapping??

**Dizko** · 09-03-2009 11:11 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: I need new music to listen to...Nu-metal, Alternative, Rock
You: can I tap that?
Stranger: after you find me music
You: AWESOME
You: try daft punk
You: Tom-Snare, Justice. etc.
Stranger: this is not what i requested
You: ;(
You: Can I at least look then?
Stranger: NO LOOK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**AmazeO XD** · 10-05-2009 07:41 AM

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