Thread: The Partially Peaceful Purple People

I'm coming out of the closet.

Sorry Kromoh.

Purples unite! Do not be afraid of war any longer! Once more of my purple brethren have come, we will beseech the blue and red race...then annihilate the green race on their own lands (their thread).

I do not condone violence. u - u

Originally Posted by Xox

I do not condone violence. u - u

Neither do we. Violence is why we originally left this planet, but we cannot turn our nose up when the decimation of our ancestors is being meticulously planned! This is why we have returned...to alter the would-be fates of our people. Since violence is a problem, you can aid our wounded Xox :-)

So you're here to help us Blissfully Blithe Blue Bums, then?

Cease your fire, I come with a deal. You see, we Greens are a dying race, we are already on the brink of extinction. So I wish to offer you a gift of peace. How about, our former leader's life, in exchange for you to not destroy us?

Be glad we reds had the girl.

Mother fucking gray. I was never included in anything. Only one of my god damn kind

Would a complimentary nuke cheer you up?

What about us shady meadows. We bring people together..

I'm lost...

I am blackman, and I am here to fuck shit up.

Hey guys! Party at Red's place!

Bring catgirls. And booze. And snacks and chips and pizza and catgirls and movies.

- General Verde

Originally Posted by Maverick

I am blackman, and I am here to fuck shit up.

quoted just in case of edit, even though I like you.

*walks in* Back down, I come with a message. As you may have already figured out, our former leader, Freemorph, has evaded my capture, and escaped to an area in which I can not currently reach him in. So I shall not be giving his death to you as an offering. But now, on to the far more important news. You see, while awaiting your acceptence of our offering I decided to research and try to uncover the true, unbiased history of the color races, I found out something, something more. I have managed to compile an unbiased piece of near complete history of all the color races, the story of our history is as follows:

Long ago, our common ancestor a culture of pacifists, known as The White. A still undescovered thing caused there race to be split apart, far apart. There were three isolated White races, spread across a vast area, through the many years each sub-race began to change, they changed appearance, eventually forgetting there roots, and renaming themselves, the three renamed races were known as, The Blues, The Reds, and The Yellows. Eventually there cultures grew so much, that they met in the middle, and formed a seperate but equal alliance with on another. They lived in harmony for so long, until the yellow leader, Christopher Zen Yellow was falsly accused of hires an assasin to assasinate the Blue leader, Alfred Adolf Blue II. His son, Alfred Adolf Blue III who had now taken over the throne, horrified by his father's killing waged war on the Yellows, destroying them all. Or rather, almost all, there was a small hidden village of Yellows, that the Blues did not know about. The Blues angered the Reds with there wrongfull war and destroying of the Yellows, so they waged war against eachother. Then as you have already said, a Blue man named Adam, fell in love with a red women named Eve. There love was never ment to be, but they made it work anyway, they birthed the Purple people. Who then were forced into a place far away from there parents. In that place they formed a flurishing population, oblivious to the war mere miles away from them. But now back to Adam, and Eve, The Blues found out about Adam being in love with Eve, so they took her prisoner, and said to Adam they killed her. Adam went into depression at the loss of his Eve. So he went of to kill himself by jumping off a mountain top, but he was not killed by the landing, he was found nearly dead by the hidden Yellow village, a women nursed him back to health, and he then fell in love with this women. Her name was, Lilith, they had a child together, his name was Robert Chosen Green. They had five more kids after that, they all lived in the Yellow village. Life was great until, the Blues found out about the Yellow village, and stormed, and destroyed it. But before they had found Lilith, Adam, and there kids, Lilith sent her kids away to a far away valley, where they could live in peace. Lilith was killed, and the Blue found Adam, they thought he was taken prisoner, so they accepted him back to there city. Adam then went to the Red base, about to ask them to execute him. Until he discovered Eve held prisoner, he freed her, and for the next 5 years, they lived in peace. Until, as you know they both killed themselves after being found by both of the armies. The Greens created a flourishing population as the war waged on. The Purple people developed the technology to leave the planet to find true peace. The Greens were then found by the Blues, and they then found out where they came from. The Green, knowing that they killed all the Yellows hated the Blue aswell. So the Blue, and the Green waged mutual war. There was a colony of Blue that did not want to wage war, they renamed themselves, The True Blues, the war ravaged Blues renamed themselves, Blue Powah. The peacefull Greens renamed themselves The Peace Greens, and the warring Greens renamed themselves The Greenkillers. Over time The Peace Greens were destroyed, and The Greenkillers, and Blue Powah forgot why they were fighting, and passed it off as the fact that the other race was inferior. And here we are today. This may seem shocking, but I am 100% sure this is the truth.(Jesus H. Christ, I think I may have written a book. There are many spelling and grammer errors in this because I wanted to finish it faster, so please pay no attention to the errors. It's a really good read.)

I send the flying purple people eater at the purple people! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN1Bl52Nhg

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

*walks in* Back down, I come with a message. As you may have already figured out, our former leader, Freemorph, has evaded my capture, and escaped to an area in which I can not currently reach him in. So I shall not be giving his death to you as an offering. But now, on to the far more important news. You see, while awaiting your acceptence of our offering I decided research and try to uncover the true, unbiased history of the color races, I found out something, something more. I have managed to compile an unbiased piece of near complete history of all the color races, the story of our history is as follows:

Long ago, our common ancestor a culture of pacifists, known as The White. A still undescovered thing caused there race to be split apart, far apart. There were three isolated White races, spread across a vast area, through the many years each sub-race began to change, they changed appearance, eventually forgetting there roots, and renaming themselves, the three renamed races were known as, The Blues, The Reds, and The Yellows. Eventually there cultures grew so much, that they met in the middle, and formed a seperate but equal alliance with on another. They lived in harmony for so long, until the yellow leader, Christopher Zen Yellow was falsly accused of hires an assasin to assasinate the Blue leader, Alfred Adolf Blue II. His son, Alfred Adolf Blue III who had now taken over the throne, horrified by his father's killing waged war on the Yellows, destroying them all. Or rather, almost all, there was a small hidden village of Yellows, that the Blues did not know about. The Blues angered the Reds with there wrongfull war and destroying of the Yellows, so they waged war against eachother. Then as you have already said, a Blue man named Adam, fell in love with a red women named Eve. There love was never ment to be, but they made it work anyway, they birthed the Purple people. Who then were forced into a place far away from there parents. In that place they formed a flurishing population, oblivious to the war mere miles away from them. But now back to Adam, and Eve, The Blues found out about Adam being in love with Eve, so they took her prisoner, and said to Adam they killed her. Adam went into depression at the loss of his Eve. So he went of to kill himself by jumping off a mountain top, but he was not killed by the landing, he was found nearly dead by the hidden Yellow village, a women nursed him back to health, and he then fell in love with this women. Her name was, Lilith, they had a child together, his name was Robert Chosen Green. They had five more kids after that, they all lived in the Yellow village. Life was great until, the Blues found out about the Yellow village, and stormed, and destroyed it. But before they had found Lilith, Adam, and there kids, Lilith sent her kids away to a far away valley, where they could live in peace. Lilith was killed, and the Blue found Adam, they thought he was taken prisoner, so they accepted him back to there city. Adam then went to the Red base, about to ask them to execute him. Until he discovered Eve held prisoner, he freed her, and for the next 5 years, they lived in peace. Until, as you know they both killed themselves after being found by both of the armies. The Greens created a flourishing population as the war waged on. The Purple people developed the technology to leave the planet to find true peace. The Greens were then found by the Blues, and they then found out where they came from. The Green, knowing that they killed all the Yellows hated the Blue aswell. So the Blue, and the Green waged mutual war. There was a colony of Blue that did not want to wage war, they renamed themselves, The True Blues, the war ravaged Blues renamed themselves, Blue Powah. The peacefull Greens renamed themselves The Peace Greens, and the warring Greens renamed themselves The Greenkillers. Over time The Peace Greens were destroyed, and The Greenkillers, and Blue Powah forgot why they were fighting, and passed it off as the fact that the other race was inferior. And here we are today. This may seem shocking, but I am 100% sure this is the truth.(Jesus H. Christ, I think I may have written a book. There are many spelling and grammer errors in this because I wanted to finish it faster, so please pay no attention to the errors. It's a really good read.)

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I send the flying purple people eater at the purple people! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN1Bl52Nhg

Hahahah, they are so screwed.

The purple people die in a giant explosion burying the earth with 2 feet of their entrails (grapes). Smuckers and notable wine makers divide their remnants up, grind them and use them in their products.

The end.