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He's so badass, the video is unavailable for me.
He's so badass, he's unuploadable.
fixed it
Myke Hawke has a name that sounds like a male porn star.
Did you say the name out loud?
Myke Hawke is incredible. I could easily spend days on end with Myke Hawke hanging out.
This is the type of guy who would strangle you with his own intenstines.
Are you saying you want to eat Myke Hawke?
Myke Hawke could pwn Megan Fox.
He's that badass.
"Hey there. I'm Captain Myke Hawke, and I can guarantee you that my name is not humorous in any way, shape, or form."
His voice is almost as cool as lulians
I don't know why so many people are always down on Myke Hawke.