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I bet this has been done before but it's pretty simple. I ask a question in the "what do you you when..." format and someone answers and then asks a question in the "what do you do..." format. Simple enough so lets get started then?
What do you do when Dreamviews is unaccessable?
I punch myself in my eye and whine a lot on MSN.
What do you do when your cell phone doesnt send messages
Call the company I am with and piss all over their eyes.
What do you do when you can't lucid dream?
Try harder
What do you do when you can't pick an avatar to save your life?
Google a pre-made one.
What do you do when you're driving, and someone cuts you off?
I let them through, and mind my own. Of course, I still don't have a proper license.
What do you do when there is no tomorrow?
I would make the world mine.
What do you do when you when you sprain your wrist in a rather embarrassing fashion (It came from falling while doing a pirouette, not masturbating, sickos).
Tell everyone I got it while punching out the lights of the toughest kid in the rival school.
What do you do when you run out of questions to ask?
Enjoy the silence.
What do you do when you accidentally cut your privates while shaving them?
~
Tell the soldiers to man it up and get ready for training drills.
What do you do when you have 1 dollar less than you need in your Paypal account, and you need to buy something within a few hours online without a credit card?
Call Chuck Norris.
What do you do when there are ghosts in your house?
Do a reality check, become lucid, and kill the ghosts
What do you do when Chuck Norris shows up at your doorstep?
Close the door on him.
What do you do when bananas rule the world and you have to bow down? :bowdown::banana:
Call a jedi! :split:
What do you do when Muggler double posts?
Don't interrupt him.
What do you do when people ruin all the fun?
Have fun somewhere else.
What do you do when you don't have an internet connection?
Die.
What do you do when you get stuck in a dream forever?
Summon an army of dragons and unleash hell upon the dream world for all eternity...and have a lot of sex
What do you do when a person you want to talk to can't be found?
Wait.
What do you do when DV gets sued for an unknown reason?
Die.
What do you do when you want to sue DV?
Kill myself for stupidity beyond all reason
What do you do when the "furries" invade?
Fend them off with a soldering iron.
What do you do when you don't have a soldering iron?
Use a gun instead.
What do you do when you are a gay fish?
YOU GO HOME!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Muggler
What do you do when you don't even go so far even want to as go want to go more look more like?
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Tack more words onto your sentence
What do you do when you learn O'nus is actually an adorable 24 year old?
You laugh at him until the end of time.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Run.
What do you do when it all stops?
Start something else.
What do you do when you're in the desert for three days and one bottle of water?
Conserve water as best as possible, look for any water-full cacti, and try to find my way to civilization.
What do you do when you're working on something really big on your computer, and it crashes on you?
call 4040 and shout down the phone that the work laptops need replacing. Then complain to my boss that my work laptop needs replacing. Then quietly cry in the corner.
What do you do when you don't have any hot water, and you need to take a shower?
Shower in freezing cold misery.
What do you do when it snows two and a half feet overnight and you have to be somewhere in the morning? (And the roads are a mess of a deathtrap?)
I'm sorry, I'm not available today...I came down with a sudden fever; I think it may be swine flu.
What do you do when swine flu invades your community?
Die.
What do you do when you accidentally your whole hard drive?
Lick it off ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fableflame
What do you do when you win the jackpot on the lottery?
Pray that I spend it wisely!
What do you do when someone asks "Would you rather have your dog die, or some random man in Africa?"
Tell them I don't have a dog.
What do you do when there's a raging blizard out and you don't have any clean socks? (And you have to go out into the blizard)
Put on some dirty socks.....
What do you do when a werewolf breaks into your house?
Die
What do you do when you find a magic genie lamp?
throw it away because genies are tricky bastards
what do you do when I cant think of a "what would you do" question?
Leave it to me
What do you do when the photoshop people find out you've downloaded their product illegally and are coming to apprehend you?
Jump in the escape pod and scream "To Algeriaaaaaa!!!"
What do you do when the escape pod malfunctions?
Emergency land it, fix it, and carrey on flying. Hopefully.
What do you do when a bill larger than your accont gets dropped in the mail?
Or just rob a bank...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kordan
What do you do when a meteorite hits your car?
I get out and blame the Jesus fish on the bumper of the car in front of me for giving bad JuJu.
What do you do when she is actually a he? Or, for she, if he was a she, or for he, if he was a she, or for she, if she was a he? Or for she, if she was actually a she but you contemplated the fact that she may be a he? Or for he, if he or she was actually a she or he but you didn't really know and you thought you might as well keep going, because a hole is a hole, and its all the same with the lights off?
Yes.
What do you do when the test comes back positive.
Deny it.
What do you do when you are itching to kick ass and chew bubble gum, yet you are all out of gum?
Go to the grocery store, beat up the cashier and take my preferred bubble gum!
What do you do when you're in an old, tall building on the top floor and a 7-scale earthquake comes along?
Ride that sum'bitch all the way to the ground. If I survive, I had the ride of my life. If not... well, that doesn't really matter. I don't think I would want to be around for the aftermath.
You forget your keys.
Die.
What do you do if your shadow breaks loose from you?
I realize I'm dreaming and begin wreaking havoc.
What do you do when you find a wallet stuffed with cash lying on the sidewalk?
Find who the wallet belongs to and give it back to them...but keep the cash.
What do you do when someone returns your cash-stuffed wallet to you, but without the cash?
Beat them until either cash or a kidney falls out...if the kidney comes first, sell it.
What do you do when some jackass just beat the living crap out of you and stole your kidney?
Die due to my lack of a kidney.
What do you do when you die and become a ghost, still on Earth.
Exact revenge on the jerk that killed me and/or, haunt the ladies' locker room! :D
What do you do when Walmart implodes because someone killed the heart of Walmart?
Go to Barnes & Nobles
What do you do when no one is home?
Kick down the door and take their most prized possessions. That'll show 'em.
What do you do when a Jehovah's Witness is at your doorstep, propaganda in hand?
Pretend I'm a satanist and try to convert them.
What do you do when you sneeze and someone says "god bless you"?
Say: "I'm an atheist"
What do you when someone knocks on your door, well dressed and equipped with a bible?
I'd tell the person, politely, that I was not interested.
What do you do when they come for you?
Tell them I'd be happy to go away with them, and proceed to escape out of the front door. It really works too, because they usually don't have people covering the back doo... erhm, anyway...
What do you do when you spontaneously begin combusting?
I spontaneously begin to uncombust myself.
What do you do when your mom is a member of DV, she hits on you, and you never even knew it was her?
-patience
Don't even joke about that, mom. :[
What do you do when the last guy forgets to ask a question?
What do you do when the next guy doesn't answer yours?
What do you do when the next poster posts in an invisible color without answering the question?
What do you do when you wake up from 12 hours of sleep to realize it's nearly the middle of the afternoon?
you rewind time.
What do you do when SINDRED REAPPEARS?!
-patience
You PatienceMarie reappear.
What happens when paradox but then you were the father of you?
I kill myself and end the djinni right then and there.
what do you do when anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don't get the question... :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Conkt
... or is that the point.... i'm lost.
I don't get it as well, anyway
What do you do when the roof is on fire? :D
Hmmm.. I gather loads of helpers and make a neat little line of people passing buckets of water back and forth to the fire until its out.. like in the cartoons..
What would you do if an oddly dressed stranger came and slipped you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts while apologizing for the delay?
I tell him five years is just too late.
What do you do whan you see a dancing banana? :banana:
I do this: :split: and serve it with some ice cream and hot fudge sauce.
What do you do when you realize you've just eaten a potential fortune?
Make sure to save the byproduct.
What do you do when you can't sit down due to an irrational fear of spiders attacking you every time you sit down?
I get the bug spray and the valium.
Would probably help if I actually had some valium.
What do you do when you don't have valium?
I'd look it up on google, I have no idea what that is.
What do you do when you realize that next period you have a test, and you haven't studied for it? Consider that this test is at least moderatly hard.
...I have a test tomorrow on grade 10 math and I'm studying right now. Alright to answer your question, if I realize that the next period there will be a test going on, I quickly scan through my notes before the test starts. That way, most of the important info will be there in my head long enough to answer the questions in the test...but once that period is over, all the info will have left my brain.
What do you do when you're madly in lust with a really hot teacher?
Slap myself repeatedly, because it must be a hallucination. Honestly, all the teachers in my school are old hags or else are plain unattractive. :P
What do you do when you find yourself lusting over a really hot chick/absolute hunk in one of your classes, but you know it will never work between the two of you?
I sneak as many looks as I can.
What do you do when you're alone, it's late at night and you're not feeling sleepy.
You, too?Quote:
Originally Posted by khh
Start an in-private browsing session. ;)
Nah, I usually chant a lucid dreaming mantra, and failing that, I brew myself a nice cup of herbal tea...containing about 5x as much sugar than is really necessary. The resulting sugar crash usually does the trick.
What do you do when the zombies invade?