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So basically it's birthday time for a friend of mine. We have this tradition of giving each other ridiculous presents that we find around the home, and right now I'm stuck! Oh no! So I figured I'd poll people on a lucid dreaming site about it I guess.
So umm, yeah vote and stuff.
Okay, I broke the poll. Apparently an option can't be over 100 characters. Sorry.
So I'm just gonna list 'em right here, and you'll have to type your option out like a barbarian.
Option 1: The Children's Picture World History - Crusaders, Aztecs, Samurai; by Dr Anne Millard, Illustrated by Joseph McEwan, Designed by Graham Round, and Edited by Jenny Tyler and Robyn Gee.
Option 2: A pack of Walt Disney old maid playing cards with a picture of goofy wearing a long pink dressing gown on the front.
Option 3: Ray Wilkie's Australian Weather Special Revised Edition - proudly brought to you by Metway Bank Limited.
Get him a Hello Kitty vibrator.
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Originally Posted by ExoByte
That wont work.... Unless....... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiza
Give him a salt-shaker stuffed with clothes-dryer lint.
How about a fez? That's random, and it could be lying around your house
Just used toilet + plastic bag = great gift!
Take a pen,
then cut a penis out of cardboard or paper...
super glue to pen..
???..
profit
Ray Wilkie's Australian Weather Special Revised Edition - proudly brought to you by Metway Bank Limited.
I'll actually choose one of your options. Today is MY birthday.
penis pen FTW
-patience
Option Number 2
At least someone around here appreciates me. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
She just wants you for your pen15Quote:
Originally Posted by hellohihello
She is going to jail then.
LOLZ - this reminds me of the website, Pen Island...Quote:
Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
http://www.penisland.net/
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Give him your left ringfinger.
lol so ridiculous--what will he do with it?!