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>> President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the
>> American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for
>> almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native
>> American's lifesytyle now that he has become the President..
>>
>> He referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for
>> every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although
>> President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
>> enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and
>> brothers'.
>>
>> At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a
>> plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". The
>> proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>>
>> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
>> came to select the new name they had given to the President. They
>> explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of
>> shit it can no longer fly.
