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10-30-2009, 07:09 AM
Maria92

Evil thoughts go here

We've all had them, now fess up to them. Post any old random, evil thought you have or have had. Let's see just how cruel the DV community can be...

1. In a chemistry lab, my partner was pouring the solution excessively slow, and it suddenly occurred to me to yell, BOOM really loud, just for fun.
10-30-2009, 07:12 AM
hellohihello

2. I hate this thread
10-30-2009, 07:31 AM
Invader

Quote:

Let's see just how cruel the DV community can be.

I would eat your lover alive, in front of you, and likely throw some of his/her
entrails onto your cold, shivering body. I'd wear her skin and dance in it as you
vomited over yourself and the chains that bind you to the wall. If I knew the
song you two shared, I'd set it to replay on whatever device was most handy,
leave it on, and let you starve to death in your shit and piss and filth. Good
riddance.

And that is exactly why this is a horrible idea for a thread.
10-30-2009, 08:13 AM
CarmineEternity

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.
10-30-2009, 09:18 AM
Oneironaut Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.

Now that's just fucking inhumane. :?
10-30-2009, 09:42 AM
CarmineEternity

I know. I would never do something like that to a human.

I have a soul.

','

`,`
10-30-2009, 10:07 AM
Sandform

My room mate came home at 2 in the morning, just when I was about to fall asleep, woke me up. He left and came back again at 3, just when I was about to fall asleep again. I got up because I figured this would be happening all night.

Sure enough he came back in the room turning on lights clanking shit around making noise, etc, 3 or four more times since I got up. Then finally at 5 he goes to sleep. I'm thinking finally its over. No, the annoying little bastard gets up and stands in front of my desk cabinet in his boxers...just standing there. He then starts to fiddle with the handle to my cabinet trying to open it up (it opens much the same way that a fridge does). He finally gets it open, I ask him wtf are you doing, that is my cabinet. He doesn't respond. Then I hear a trickling sound. He is pissing in my cabinet.

My text books (which are not hard copies, they are the new cheaper paper back editions) are in this cabinet.

I stop him immediately.

Evil thoughts?

I would like to cut off his dick and lock it in that cabinet.
10-30-2009, 10:49 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandform

My room mate came home at 2 in the morning, just when I was about to fall asleep, woke me up. He left and came back again at 3, just when I was about to fall asleep again. I got up because I figured this would be happening all night.

Sure enough he came back in the room turning on lights clanking shit around making noise, etc, 3 or four more times since I got up. Then finally at 5 he goes to sleep. I'm thinking finally its over. No, the annoying little bastard gets up and stands in front of my desk cabinet in his boxers...just standing there. He then starts to fiddle with the handle to my cabinet trying to open it up (it opens much the same way that a fridge does). He finally gets it open, I ask him wtf are you doing, that is my cabinet. He doesn't respond. Then I hear a trickling sound. He is pissing in my cabinet.

My text books (which are not hard copies, they are the new cheaper paper back editions) are in this cabinet.

I stop him immediately.

Evil thoughts?

I would like to cut off his dick and lock it in that cabinet.

/end_thread.
10-30-2009, 01:16 PM
Morrigan

Right now my Dark (eh, Evil ... smevil) thoughts are running in this direction...

Is a line in the sand (so to speak) being drawn the all too normal (and fucking stupid) ways that are common with people? how cliche.

Thinking that morality IS not anything but illusion; that what changes from one society or culture to another means VERY little to me.

And I am about to kick some serious ass.

:evil:

Morrigan
10-30-2009, 08:04 PM
lucidreamsavy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mario92

1. In a chemistry lab, my partner was pouring the solution excessively slow, and it suddenly occurred to me to yell, BOOM really loud, just for fun.

That's not really that evil

I don't remember any recent evil thoughts that I've had... I guess I do, but I hate having them, and think no, I don't think that/wish that!
10-30-2009, 08:24 PM
CarmineEternity

One time my friend Robert passed out on my couch and I pulled down my pants, spread my cheeks, and ripped one in his mouth.

How is that? Did I do good?
10-31-2009, 07:18 AM
PatienceMarie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrigan

Right now my Dark (eh, Evil ... smevil) thoughts are running in this direction...

Is a line in the sand (so to speak) being drawn the all too normal (and fucking stupid) ways that are common with people? how cliche.

Thinking that morality IS not anything but illusion; that what changes from one society or culture to another means VERY little to me.

And I am about to kick some serious ass.

:evil:

Morrigan

Am I the only one that didn't understand this?
I am lost.

-patience
10-31-2009, 09:46 PM
Vira

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

Am I the only one that didn't understand this?
I am lost.

-patience

Surprisingly, no, you are not the only one.

Evil thoughts? Hmm, >_> Not lately...
11-01-2009, 07:11 AM
CRAZY BONE

If rape is considered an evil thought, then yes, I have evil thoughts all the time.
11-01-2009, 07:12 AM
Maria92

Ugh...thread fail. Lock this thing.
11-01-2009, 07:16 AM
Supernova

hmm..well, today I was at the point where I wanted to kill the next person that looked at me funny.
yea...it was night, I was in the woods with a friend, and lost $20 worth of weed that I had bought half an hour earlier, we went to the exact spot to look for it, and it just dissapeared. I was extrtemely pissed.
11-01-2009, 07:18 AM
CRAZY BONE

I want to kill Supernova right now for not having Slash in his sig.
11-01-2009, 11:21 PM
Lëzen

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. For eternity.

Beat that.
11-02-2009, 12:26 AM
CRAZY BONE

I would tie someone down and force them to watch The Incredible Hulk. BAM, top that!!
11-02-2009, 01:42 AM
Vira

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Barney. For eternity.

Beat that.

>_>
11-02-2009, 01:55 AM
Maria92

I would tie someone down, and force them to watch the Teletubbies. For eternity.

Beat that.
11-02-2009, 01:56 AM
Vira

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mario92

I would tie someone down, and force them to watch the Teletubbies. For eternity.

Beat that.

Oh Gawd, you have beaten me. :bowdown:

I can't think of anything worse...at the moment.
11-02-2009, 02:20 AM
CRAZY BONE

I would tie someone down and force them to watch iCarly for eternity, beat that!!
11-02-2009, 02:35 AM
Vira

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Hannah Montana for eternity, beat that!!
11-02-2009, 02:38 AM
Maria92

I would tie someone down, and force them to watch the Jonas Brothers for eternity. Beat that!

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