So I was eating a lunchable..

the pepperoni kind, because it was good. It was the worst thing I've ever eaten.. So here is my story.


It was a cold December afternoon, and hellohihello just got done eating some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Hellohihello was still hungry. Hellohihello waited a half hour before eating this lunchable. Hellohihello open box! YUM! He spreads out the ingredients on a paper plate. First the dough, then the pepperoni.. what's this, the pepperoni seems thicker.. hmm it's probably nothing. Then the cheese. I put some tomato sauce on the dough and use a pepperoni to spread it. I throw on some cheese too. I always eat 1 pepperoni before I eat the pizza... this taste bad.. is this still good? So hellohihello checks the date.. Feb 2010. Oh hmm. WHAT'S THIS?!?!??! PEPPERONI MADE WITH PORK BEEF AND CHICKEN?!?!?? PERPOSTERUS. IT USED TO SAY '' PEPPERONI FLAVORED SAUSAGES''

Now that is how lunchables ruined their pepperoni pizza. And I have a terrible taste in my mouth. Thanks for listening.

I bet eating that wasn't as bad as reading this.

Cool story, bra.

I used to eat those things back in elementary school. Tasted awful, had too much packaging for what little food was inside, and had almost no fiber whatsoever. They were still better than what the school served anyway.

I like the turkey lunchables. I also like estuff. Estuff is good.