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would you rather eat or sleep?
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would you rather eat or sleep?
At present? Eat.
Would you rather be narcoleptic or epileptic?
Epileptic, some can become savants
number 1, or number 2?
Assuming we're alking about pencils here, number 2.
Would you rather sleep forever (sometimes lucid, sometimes not) or die??
sleep
vegetative state or perma-coma
perma-coma
live 80 boring years or live 20 cool years?
20 cool
Die angry and alone at 90 or get murdered at 40?
Get murdered at 40
go to war or be a hermit?
Go to war
Rule America for how ever long you want (or any country really) or make a new country.
Make a new country.
Be blind for the rest of your life or be deaf and lose your sense of touch for the rest of your life?
deaf and lose touch, because all pain will probably go away.
being in a eternal lucid nightmare or an eternal unaware common dream (both without any special control, like were happening in the awake life)?
common dream
Would you rather watch the Star Wars prequel or smack George Lucas in the face;
Watch the prequel since I'm used to be bored.
Be a god or the devil?
god, because no matter what he does it's considered right. Ruin a person's life for the sake of being right, kill a couple million people because they didn't believe in something which gave no reason for belief. So I assume I could just as easily pretend to be human and do whatever the fuck I want, then tell people who get mad that I am god (and kill them if they don't believe me).
Eat 50 heads of lettuce or 100 hamburgers.
50 heads of lettuce
would you rather live the rest of your life only smelling onions.
or would you rather have "copacabana" playing directly to your brain forever.
smelling onions
would you rather sing 'party in my tummy' or the most recent pokemon theme on national TV
Party in My Tummy...
Would you rather run two marathons or jump a rope 100,000 times?
two marathons
would you rather have the gift of one liners or the curse of curves
One-liners. Men luck out in so many ways...
Would you rather eat a tube of toothpaste or have six dozen snails crawl over you all at once?
Snails, eating tootpaste can kill you.
Go into a coma and die while in it or never sleep again??
Never sleep again of course! Do you know what you could do in eight extra hours a day!
Live in a dictatorship or oligarchy?
Oligarchy...with luck, the in-fighting will cause all the dictators to die, or at least provide some checks and balances.
Get the blue screen of death every other week or have to defrag your hard drive every day?
blue screen
play donkey kong or Mrs. Pacman for 2 days strait
Pacman.
Get post-sniped by Xedan EVERY FUCKING DAY or cut off your own toes?? XD
Xedan XD
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