qestion for al u atheeists

if their ise noe god, y does th univurse egsist

Meh, I'm having a hard time finding this as satirical instead of just trolling.

Since when is R/S serious? I thought this whole board was just another SB.

Stop.

You ruined it.

*cry*

There wasn't much to ruin from the start.

Everything can be ruined.

That is true.

banninated

On another (related) note, Peanut M&Ms

http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/1489.jpg

Are my favorite kind of M&M.

GIMME YER NUTS

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On another (related) note, Peanut M&Ms

http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/1489.jpg

Are my favorite kind of M&M.

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Good luck with that.

Peanut M&M's are the best.

Hell, this got moved? Oh, well. Post.

Man you guys are all goin 2 hell fo'sho now.

:lol: Satire is not for everybody, but some of get a kick out of it. Some people have no sense of humor whatsoever when it comes to satire. They don't know what they're missing.

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Wow, I never really thought of it that way. That is a new million dollar question you came up with there. Hmmm... I guess the universe had to have been created by something because you can't just get something from nothing, but the thing that created the universe doesn't have to have been created since not everything has to have been created by something. Therefore... it was something like a person with superhero powers. And he therefore gets pissed if you watch porn on Sunday. Don't eat pork.

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Rock and roll. And teenage sex.

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Rock and roll. And teenage sex.

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Heathen

Also, I thought this thread was fucking genius. Thanks for ruining my life and destroying my ego, guys.

Fucking thanks.

Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe DOESN'T exist and you are just dreaming?

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Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe DOESN'T exist and you are just dreaming?

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Have you ever thought that the universe doesn't exist and something other than YOU is just dreaming?

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Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe DOESN'T exist and you are just dreaming?

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No, if I was dreaming, there would be three dozen lovely ladies in my house, which would be a mansion, and I would be throwing fireballs around. Ergo, not dreaming. :cheeky:

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oh lucidnina, that's so 2005


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God made me an atheist, so go talk to Him about it

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:lol: Satire is not for everybody, but some of get a kick out of it. Some people have no sense of humor whatsoever when it comes to satire. They don't know what they're missing.

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The reactions in this thread could also be a result of the lack of creativity of said thread. :hrm:

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Also, I thought this thread was fucking genius. Thanks for ruining my life and destroying my ego, guys.

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The ego is bad, you're welcome.

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God made me an atheist, so go talk to Him about it

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That is awesome. I will definitely make that point a lot in the future. I would make it my sig if I didn't love my current one so much.

And back to what I was saying earlier... SATIRE IS NOT SENSELESS!!!!!!

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The reactions in this thread could also be a result of the lack of creativity of said thread. :hrm:

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I think it is a great way to illustrate the weakness of the recurring and insufficient argument that tends to kick off "Does God exist?" debates from the theist side. That is because it sums up the argument very quickly and shows the extreme familiarity we have with the argument, which is usually made in a much more elaborate way. Also, the bad grammar and spelling combine with the first factor and drive home the dumbness of the point. The satire is good art with philosophical effectiveness.

if their ise noe god, y does th univurse egsist

-first learn how to spell before you try and argue a religous view
- secondly, your gonna say that god created the universe..but where did god come from???

You say he has always existed? well maybe the universe has always existed??? or maybe look into the big bang theory...

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Originally Posted by hockey833

if their ise noe god, y does th univurse egsist

-first learn how to spell before you try and argue a religous view
- secondly, your gonna say that god created the universe..but where did god come from???

You say he has always existed? well maybe the universe has always existed??? or maybe look into the big bang theory...

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Poe's Law

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That is awesome. I will definitely make that point a lot in the future. I would make it my sig if I didn't love my current one so much.

And back to what I was saying earlier... SATIRE IS NOT SENSELESS!!!!!!



I think it is a great way to illustrate the weakness of the recurring and insufficient argument that tends to kick off "Does God exist?" debates from the theist side. That is because it sums up the argument very quickly and shows the extreme familiarity we have with the argument, which is usually made in a much more elaborate way. Also, the bad grammar and spelling combine with the first factor and drive home the dumbness of the point. It's good art with philosophical effectiveness.

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I'll quote it. I dig the satire, too.

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I think it is a great way to illustrate....

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Ok, you think. I, however, have the innate ability to be correct all the time. Your opinion is wrong.

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Have you ever thought that the universe doesn't exist and something other than YOU is just dreaming?

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Well I have thought about that and I decided that if something other than me was dreaming I would be a part of that other something so it would still be me.

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No, if I was dreaming, there would be three dozen lovely ladies in my house, which would be a mansion, and I would be throwing fireballs around. Ergo, not dreaming.

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Is that your only dreamsign? Maybe you just aren't lucid? If the Universe doesn't exist and you are just dreaming and you became lucid, would you be God?

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Is that your only dreamsign? Maybe you just aren't lucid? If the Universe doesn't exist and you are just dreaming and you became lucid, would you be God?

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Believe me, if I suddenly realized that I was dreaming, I would be smiting some serious ass right now.

Peanut M&M's? Seriously?

I'm disappointed. Very. Disappointed.

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if their ise noe god, y does th univurse egsist

-first learn how to spell before you try and argue a religous view
- secondly, your gonna say that god created the universe..but where did god come from???

You say he has always existed? well maybe the universe has always existed??? or maybe look into the big bang theory...

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iz he fo relz>

if da univurse exists den why does da universe axist.... well cuuz its da univurse.

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if their ise noe god, y does th univurse egsist

-first learn how to spell before you try and argue a religous view
- secondly, your gonna say that god created the universe..but where did god come from???

You say he has always existed? well maybe the universe has always existed??? or maybe look into the big bang theory...

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Lol he is serious

Firstly, yes.

http://mysmallpotatoes.files.wordpre.../mm-peanut.jpg

And secondly I will supplement the main thrust of your argument with:

http://www.worldofsweets.de/out/1/ht...300834b_p1.jpg

Chunky peanut butter kit-kat? Jesus Christ I've been missing out.

I have seen things in this world that would blind a lesser man.

http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/...t_bulgaria.jpg

*Blinded by awesomeness of Hazelnut kit-kat bar*

White is best.

All contexts other than coffee.

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Firstly, yes.

http://mysmallpotatoes.files.wordpre.../mm-peanut.jpg

And secondly I will supplement the main thrust of your argument with:

http://www.worldofsweets.de/out/1/ht...300834b_p1.jpg

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Chunky peanut butter kit-kat? Jesus Christ I've been missing out.

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Jesus Christ, indeed.

P.S. . . . can u mail me sum, prz?

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White is best.

All contexts other than coffee.

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White is right. In all contexts other than Chocolate and Chocolate milk.

KitKats... -drools-

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Poe's Law

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poes motherfucking law

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I have seen things in this world that would blind a lesser man.

http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/...t_bulgaria.jpg

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hail the almighty

dibs on the peanut butter

I'm dumber for having read this thread.

P.S. Crispy M&M's are the breast by a mile

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-first learn how to spell before you try and argue a religous view

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learn how to spell

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religous

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Gentlemen.

Crispy M&M's? Why have I not seen them??

Because they are unamerican.

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THEIR SI NO REASON OR AT L3AST WE DONT KNOW YET!!1!!1 OMG WTF

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That's not true.

Yas It Is U Dont 3v3n Know Wut Ur Tokng About!1!1!1!! Omg Lol

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inorite?

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Yas It Is U Dont 3v3n Know Wut Ur Tokng About!1!1!1!! Omg Lol

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Yes i do. I am right and you are wrong. End of story, i win and you lose.

wow o'nus is gettin his troll on!

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Heathen

Also, I thought this thread was fucking genius. Thanks for ruining my life and destroying my ego, guys.

Fucking thanks.

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Ego is Latin for I.

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Ego is Latin for I.

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So we're sorry we destroyed your I.

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So we're sorry we destroyed your I.

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Now he will have to spell "fish" fsh, and "ability" ablty, and "I" .

I ablty fsh

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I ablty fsh

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You spul terble.

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Yes i do. I am right and you are wrong. End of story, i win and you lose.

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lol noob

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lol noob

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dat hert muh fulings O'nus.

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dat hert muh fulings O'nus.

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You don't deserve to have feelings.

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You don't deserve to have feelings.

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Why would that be?

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Why would that be?

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A raven, doc

You and your cocksauce Carmine. Tisk Tisk Tisk

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I ablty fsh

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You used an I in that XD

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You used an I in that XD

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xD