Can anyone solve this? I call it the "Codex". Or it may be simply a series of riddles and mysteries. I have numbered each to give them seperate segments. Anyone know what this means? Or what it pertains to?
1: If Neech fought Butcher Lover, who would win? Saxona GreyToast as well as his twin brother Saxona WhiteToast are the special referees. This bout will take place inside his apartment door underneath the big diper.
2: Wheres my gun, where is it? Oh yeah, it's in my hand. I forgot. The booklet comes with it. Yeah. Yeah. The row of carts come down the tunnel as he snaps tickets with the gun. The tickets are pink and have numbers on them. He sometimes sniffs paint thinner on his breaks...
3: Kimo Leap-Sexsa never had a match with the incredible Sex-Hoga; they were not in the same time period as eachother. I heard Kimo wore a diaper despite being a grown man. How often did he shit them? How long was his beard compared to Sex-Hoga's beard. Was it like Abbott's in his prime time heydays?
4: Sitting on the mahogany chair, the lady came over and said "Want some more Kock?" "You wang more Kock? Must be her accent because she was referring to the Coca-Cola refil. They said thier ancestors had tiny assholes, so that is why they squint alot. The shell gave me a slip that spoke of a four-leaf clover in my yard.
5: Poor Phil and his beanstock. Not to say Jack would be proud. It was like a shark coming after a goldfish. An execution so to speak. Unfortunately, the goldfish won ironically. Phil's pastime was Pepperoni Pizza.
6: They hunted him down for weeks on end. Flyers on telephone poles and on the front glass door of conveniant stores everywhere describing the bounty one would attain for his capture. They called him "El' Cuntos". His western hat very noticable in the crowds. His arms tiny as well as his legs. He was one of the retarded mutants or "Muties" on the prowl.
7: The icecream truck came reeling around the corner, totem-pole attached fully to the roof. The bottle had the man going strait through the entrance. They wouldn't give him the chair would they?
8: Tell that man with the chainsaw to get his ass over here so I can place aim. My friend did it in three shots maybe I can with less. He associates with those who took the huge turbo, and snapped the 18 wheeler in half. If think it was after a bridge
9: It ate it's own kind. The Nugget. The little Nugget was one of its kind. In the cage flapping it's wings, it cackles I dismay. It ate it's own kind. Is it a cannibal for the fast servers?
10: He leans forward every now and then, to check to see if you are gay. It is a game, try to decipher this game and the one you are playing with the controller. Sometimes he will even go into the kitchen with his underwear on, still checking to see if you are gay. Don't look at him, and you will pass with flying colors...
Ok, those are the first ten of the Codex. Feedback would be appreciated. I know this is probably one of the most bizzare effed up posts in a while. So, what are your answers anyone? What can one decipher from these?
BTW, I think #2 is some sort of receptionist with a habit of sniffing bad things and #4 is a chinese place.
