Thread: Catsup

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True...and, who spells the...catsup that way! It's ketchup!

stop being 13

Originally Posted by Tarsier

stop being 13

This is the senseless banter.

Your senseless banter is too senseless...and not fun...and wasting valuable internet resources.

Originally Posted by Mario92

Your senseless banter is too senseless...and not fun...and wasting valuable internet resources.

Wrong. I now have a new quote!

Originally Posted by Mario92

Your senseless banter is too senseless...and not fun...and wasting valuable internet resources.

Incorrect. It is good poetry that should give you a chuckle.

the OP is lacking of substance, an more from that author?

Originally Posted by Mario92

Your senseless banter is too senseless...and not fun...and wasting valuable internet resources.

I agree. The internet is to run out of space in approximately two years. you sir, Noogah, just gave us a little bit less time. It may seem small, and insignificant, but it all adds up soon. First one kilobyte, next a gigabyte, but soon.... Soon it's a [insert large amount of memory measurement here] and you've destroyed the internet.

BOOO! get off the stage!!

At first I thought that was my name, and I panicked for a second.

Originally Posted by Noogah

Shake and shake / the catsup bottle / first none'll come / and then a lot'll.

-Richard Willard Armour

Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

I agree. The internet is to run out of space in approximately two years. you sir, Noogah, just gave us a little bit less time. It may seem small, and insignificant, but it all adds up soon. First one millibyte, next a gigabyte, but soon.... Soon it's a kilobyte and you've destroyed the internet.

A kilobyte is very small; there is no such thing as a millibyte. You are destroying the internet with your ignorance.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

A kilobyte is very small; there is no such thing as a millibyte. You are destroying the internet with your ignorance.

Meh. Imma edit the kilobyte to the small amount and are you sure?? Is that a megabyte I'm thinking of??

It all deals with amounts of information.

1 Bit = Binary Digit
8 Bits = 1 Byte
1024 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte
1024 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte
1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte
1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte

Edit: It goes way further, but for all intents and purposes this is as high as we really need to go.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You are destroying the internet with your ignorance.

Yottabyte ~ one quadrillion gigabytes.

The entire internet contains less than 500 exabytes.

All the computers in the world combined stored about 160 exabytes in 2006.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yottabyte

Statistics are fun. ^_^

Originally Posted by Mario92

Yottabyte ~ one quadrillion gigabytes.

The entire internet contains less than 500 exabytes.

All the computers in the world combined stored about 160 exabytes in 2006.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yottabyte

Statistics are fun. ^_^

Ah, but 97% of all statistics are made up
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Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

Ah, but 97% of all statistics are made up
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They got it from polls. Recent polls have shown that 100% of all people participate in polls.

Apparently you guys have no understanding of how the internet works, or you don't act like it.

The internet isn't a lump of memory called, the internet. The internet is a stream of servers all pouring their power and memory into one ocean, where everyone can meet. The only limit to the ammount of memory on the internet is how much more memory people are willing to buy. For less than a penny, Alex can replace that one kilobyte lost.

And besides, even if it could run out, it would be like taking an eyedropper, and removing a drop of water from the sea.

noogah.

Originally Posted by Tarsier

noogah.

...what?

Originally Posted by Noogah

Apparently you guys have no understanding of how the internet works, or you don't act like it.

The internet isn't a lump of memory called, the internet. The internet is a stream of servers all pouring their power and memory into one ocean, where everyone can meet. The only limit to the ammount of memory on the internet is how much more memory people are willing to buy. For less than a penny, Alex can replace that one kilobyte lost.

And besides, even if it could run out, it would be like taking an eyedropper, and removing a drop of water from the sea.

Stop lying.

if this continues to run off topic in this way the thread will me moved to Tech Talk, or be locked. Personally i would like to see some more random poems from the author cited in the OP or someone else add some random sensless poems...