Careful what you say, something may come back to bite you in the ass. |
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Post funny quotes. They can be IRL, on DV, another forum, anywhere. |
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Last edited by Jesus of Suburbia; 02-16-2010 at 12:49 AM.
Careful what you say, something may come back to bite you in the ass. |
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Can you see me now?
Convo between my dad and I |
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Dreams Recalled since 10-31-09: 776
Best Recall in One Night: 8 (12-25-10).
DILDs: 8 (2-26-11); MILDs: 4 (7-28-10)
Goal: Play Calvinball [ ]
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." - General George Patton |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
"Shut up! It's not going to start a fire. Fires only happen when you turn things off too quickly." |
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I went skiing down Mt Everest in Greece - Some guy I know |
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All of these are from my friends: |
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
Albert Einstein
My friend tried to say 'micro-organisms' in science class, but it came out as 'micro-orgasms'. |
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
Albert Einstein
This is not quite considered a quote although it's really funny imo |
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All experiences portrayed in this game are for entertainment purposes only.
In the real world refrain from using superpowers, obey the laws of physics and be sure to always wear your seatbelt.
"I know this sounds like something a stereotypical stoner would say, but these floor tiles are very interesting when you look at them."-Me, sitting on the floor doing a boring lab in Physics. |
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The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read."If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
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