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      Quote Originally Posted by Billie Joe Armstrong
      I sound like an English man impersonating an American impersonating an English man.
      Quote Originally Posted by Tré Cool
      If I wasn't in Green Day, I'd be a burglar and burgle people.
      Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dirnt
      I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.
      Ha. Ha. Ha.
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      Careful what you say, something may come back to bite you in the ass.


      Can you see me now?

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      Quote Originally Posted by The Invisible Man View Post
      Careful what you say, something may come back to bite you in the ass.
      I haven't a clue what you're talking about.
      Last edited by Jesus of Suburbia; 02-16-2010 at 12:53 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia View Post
      Ha. Ha. Ha.
      None of what you said was funny.

      I mean. Seriously. You're just hoping to seem edgy when most about everyone that is internet-savy doesn't even blink about that shit.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      None of what you said was funny.

      I mean. Seriously. You're just hoping to seem edgy when most about everyone that is internet-savy doesn't even blink about that shit.
      I didn't say it, Billie Joe, Tré, and Mike did
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      I don't. Care.

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      Convo between my dad and I

      Dad: Where's the kite?
      Me: On the copier
      Dad: Where's the copier?
      Me: ... Under the kite...
      Both: ROFL
      Dreams Recalled since 10-31-09: 776
      Best Recall in One Night: 8 (12-25-10).
      DILDs: 8 (2-26-11); MILDs: 4 (7-28-10)

      Goal: Play Calvinball [ ]


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      "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." - General George Patton

      "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money." - Margaret Thatcher

      "I like Germany so much, I think there should be two of them!" Francois Mitterand

      "But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil!" - The Dead Milkmen
      How do you know you are not dreaming right now?

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      "Shut up! It's not going to start a fire. Fires only happen when you turn things off too quickly."

      "How stupid do you think I am? It's called Law & Order: SUV, not SVU. Investigators drive in black SUVs. Everybody knows that."

      "Dude, wing dings are the best things since President Hoover invented the vacuum cleaner!"

      "I'm fuckin' done messing around with that piece of shit. Done. D-U-N...Done."

      "What's all this fuss over these busted tiles they have on the Space Shuttle? They sell tiles at Home Depot for like ten bucks a box..."

      And the best...

      "Holy shit! Did you hear about how Robert Stack flew into the IRS building the other day??"

      From this hilarious (and I think new but not sure) twitter account I found today: http://twitter.com/donthemoron

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      Quote Originally Posted by Armistice View Post
      Convo between my dad and I

      Dad: Where's the kite?
      Me: On the copier
      Dad: Where's the copier?
      Me: ... Under the kite...
      Both: ROFL
      I remember this XD

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      I went skiing down Mt Everest in Greece - Some guy I know

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      All of these are from my friends:

      "Have you ever wondered what's behind the rubbery buns of a pencil? ...Nothing."

      "You're like the fib monster of fib."

      "This planet has a low gravitational force. THIS means EXILE!"

      "I'm a melon mugger!"

      "Ha ha, you're not real!"

      "I spurred my moment."

      "I just want to touch it!"

      "Poke it. POKE IT."

      "Oh! I'm fashion!"

      "Heh heh. He's dancing to a wolf."

      "I'll look back on these quotes when I'm 80... and then I'll die."

      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
      Albert Einstein

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      My friend tried to say 'micro-organisms' in science class, but it came out as 'micro-orgasms'.

      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
      Albert Einstein

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      This is not quite considered a quote although it's really funny imo
      and who cares: it's the senseless banter
      All experiences portrayed in this game are for entertainment purposes only.
      In the real world refrain from using superpowers, obey the laws of physics and be sure to always wear your seatbelt.

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      "I know this sounds like something a stereotypical stoner would say, but these floor tiles are very interesting when you look at them."-Me, sitting on the floor doing a boring lab in Physics.
      The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read.
      "If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna

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      Quote Originally Posted by ruba View Post
      This is not quite considered a quote although it's really funny imo
      and who cares: it's the senseless banter
      Lulz

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