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**no-Name** · 03-05-2010 05:56 AM

I rise early in the day feeling similar to that of P. Diddy.
I procure my spectacles, and leave to go to town
As I am going, I clean my teeth with a container of whiskey
For when I depart, I will not return

I speak of pedicures upon our toes
Dressing in our favorite outfits
Young men causing the explosion of our speaking devices
Closing our carriage top and playing our favorite records
Going to formals
Attempting to become intoxicated

Do not pause, cause it to pop
Disc-Jockey, cause the explosion of my amplifying devices
This night, I shall have an altercation
Until the rays of the new morn's sun shine
The clock ticks
But the formal continues

I do not have worry, for I have alcohol
I have no currency, but I have already arrived
And now gentlemen are coming to us because they hear of our audacity
But we refuse them unless they resemble Mick Jagger

I speak of everyone enjoying themselves
Young men attempting to caress my genitalia
I shall strike if he becomes too intoxicated

We continue until we are asked to leave
Or the authorities arrest us
Authorities arrest us
The constable arrest us

Disc-Jockey, you encourage me
You destroy me
My heart beats
Verily, you are in possession of me

My hands are raised
You are in possession of me
You have that melody
Verily, you are in possession of me

The formal does not commence until I arrive

posting this everywhere because it's amazing

**Crazydreamergurl** · 03-05-2010 05:58 AM

Hahahahaha.

I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

**Invader** · 03-05-2010 06:00 AM

I like this version much more.

Smart.

**WakataDreamer** · 03-08-2010 10:40 PM

I just died and then came back to life and laughed...

That was beautiful.

**no-Name** · 03-11-2010 05:28 PM

Rough sketch of MoS's request, Blah Blah Blah
will edit later
wish for sage

Pertruding from your oral orfice with thy banal speaking
Close your lips zealously as if with a padlock
Also, confront myself in the rear of said building
Bring along thy jack and the quirklishly large CD player

Cease speak-speak-speaking this gibbering nonsense
Will you be attaining a part of myself? No, you shall not
Not in my vehicle, vehicle, vehicle
If you persist with your gibbering nonsense

Male, come hither, relinquish the unyielding mineral paraphernalia
Place a small ammount of affection into my gauntlet container
I wish to frolic with a lack of knickers or related garments
Bring along thy jack and the quirklishly large CD player

**WakataDreamer** · 03-11-2010 11:09 PM

I lack interest in where you reside
Just pivot, male, allow me to sample thyself
Don't be an undersized annoyance with your gossip
Just point me in the direction of your genitalia.

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-12-2010 12:43 AM

I like the original better because it rhymes and is more melodic.

**Man of Steel** · 03-12-2010 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

I like the original better because it rhymes and is more melodic.

Fail.

no-Name, not bad. Not bad at all.

**CRAZY BONE** · 03-12-2010 05:51 AM

Did you not get that I was being sarcastic?

**PuppyCat** · 03-17-2010 02:47 AM

Ahhhh awesome XD

**youssarian** · 03-18-2010 04:43 AM

Um, excuse me hi what?

There once was a girl named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night.

Now that is poetry.

**no-Name** · 03-18-2010 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by youssarian

Um, excuse me hi what?

There once was a girl named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night.

Now that is poetry.

well everyone else liked it :{

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