Thread: 5 Stupid Things

5 stupid things to say or do on a flight:

5. Bomb!
4. Unbuckle your seatbelt while the seatbelt light is on. Seriously, they hate that.
3. Join the Mile High club. A hotel is only a few hours away.
2. Ruin the plot of an already terrible in-flight movie.
1. Start talking about how heated things are in the Middle East at the time.

5 stupid things to do in this thread:

5. Post something about Kiwis.
4. Post something about Kiwis whilst simultaneously Australian.
3. Discuss the cricket.
2. Say anything derogatory directed at loafs.
1. Post a list of things vaguely surrounding Kiwis, Australians and cricket.

All in good spirit, of course ;]

5 stupid things to do in a library:

5. Whistle an annoying tune.
4. Scream when you reach the scary part of a book.
3. Ask the librarian if they have any books that teach you how to read.
2. Climb to the top of the bookshelf to get to the book you want.
1. Use the computer for.....(you know).

5 stupid things to do at the movies:

5. Laugh uncontrolably at an unfunny scene.
4. Scream "Look out, he's behind you!" at the characters on screen.
3. Talk loudly on the phone about how much fun you're having.
2. Chew your popcorn and slurp your coke loudly whilst telling other people to be quiet.
1. Say "Well, i didn't see that coming" when the divorced couple get back together.

Five Stupid Things To Do In McDonalds

1. "Bomb!" (I'm pretty sure this could be used in any situation...)
2. Finally get to the front of the line and say you need time to think about what you want.
3. Take your shoes off (Seriously, their floors are disgusting).
4. Ask for a steak.
5. Ask for directions to the closest Burgerking.

5 Stupid Things To Do On The Bus

5. Get into a racist, sexist, or morbid conversation with the person next to you
4. Demand to get a free ride
3. Press the emergency open button and jump out while the bus is moving
2. Sit at the back of the bus and play snippets of shitty rap songs on high volume
1. Press the stop button and stay seated


5 Stupid Things To Do In A Police Station

5. Admit to rape
4. Get naked and dance on a desk
3. Slap a police officer
2. Call everyone a pig
1. Dress up as an officer and roleplay

5 Stupid Things To Do When You Are Bored:
1. lay down on the train tracks.

2. stick your head in a crocodiles mouth.

3. eat glass.

4. skateboard on the high way.

5. jump in front of a car.

5 Stupid Things To Do On DV

5. Say dreams are pointless
4. Debate that lucid dreaming is non-existent
3. Tell everyone they are doing witchcraft and magic
2. Send a message to Alex asking to close the forum
1. Take the roll of an angry mother, and post a complaint in general lucid discussion

5 Stupid Things To Do At A Funeral:

5. Walk into the church in the middle of the service, say "Whoops, wrong place" and walk back out.
4. Sit and listen to music on your mp3 player and slowly start singing the song.
3. Turn up wearing all white clothes and smiling happily.
2. Listen in on a conversation between the widow and the priest about how her husband is in a better place, then assure her there is no heaven when the priest walks away.
1. Get drunk and scream at a crucifix "Give him back you bastard!"

5 stupid things to do at home
5. Play the Wii without a wrist strap and break your TV
4. Plug every cord in the house into one socket.
3. smash all the light bulbs
2. Prank call the FBI
1. Set your house on fire.

5 Stupid Things To Do On The Internet

5. Attempt to claim the Irsh Lottery jackpot you were told you won 3 times in the spam folder of your email account
4. Provide your details to every "you are our 1000000 user" ad
3. Post your email address on a forum
2. Upload naked pictures of yourself
1. Threaten the president

1. Stand near people.
2. Let people stand near you.
3. Stand near expensive objects.
4. Not putting on the wrist strap.
5. Aim your throws at the TV.

Stupid Things to do When You're Dead:
Wait.... Aw, shit.