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Q: When you dream and you have a nightmare about a character that is drying to byte you in the kneck and suck out your blood you call the character count dractualla. Well when you have a dream someone is trying to hump you what do you call the character?
he he he, cant wait for the punch line. Though it is corny.
A: COUNT EJACULA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHDHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHOHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HASOHFUNNYHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHYHAHAHA LOL HAHARIGHTAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHOHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHUHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAGETAHAIT?HA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Moved.
... .... ohh i get it... because someone's humping you... making you ejaculate... word play is funny.
what do pink bunnies with large penises use to store information on?
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floppy disks! i would have also accepted a floppy dicks, hard disks, and hard dicks. :shakehead2: i hate myself. :|
Whoa, a sex-theme right from the start!
OK, lemme see, I'm sure I've got one to share...
Oh, here's a good one :D
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
LMAO that was evil rakky
ok ill get one
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY.....
I'll take shakespear for a thousand ,alex
Duct tape won't fix that
You can't feed that to the dog
I'd like my fish poached
( and for the peise tu resitance )
Checkmate
hahaha no.
HAHA funny and true.Quote:
Originally posted by greywolfpoet
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY.....
I'll take shakespear for a thousand ,alex
Duct tape won't fix that
You can't feed that to the dog
I'd like my fish poached
( and for the peise tu resitance )
Checkmate
Ok, here's the ONLY joke I know:
Q. How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A. The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
oh. jokes. yeah.
A guy walks into a bar, right, and says 'ouch'.
always a good one but the best one is as follows....
a baby seal walks into a club.
zing.
Okay, Michael Jackson is a bit like Scooby Doo, do you know why?
Because he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.